How much BTC for a gf like this?

it tickles

thanks just bought 100k

Die faggot

not gay if penis is femenine

>responding to that post
>taking it seriously
>getting mad instead of continuing the joke
this board is now /normie/

fapped to this vid a few years ago. cant remember her name though. sorry boys

warm, the best part is the visual stimulation but maybe thats because I melted my brain with porn age 10 onwards

It feels allright, not _that_ good. Getting a rimjob and wanking is way better better imo

I'd say a girl like that is worth maybe $500 to rent out for a night.

So by the end of this week, about 500 BTC.

nikki flame
First Time casting Audition sex of Beautiful Blonde Babe Nikki

nikki flame. should i sell my ETH?

nice

>tfw gf deepthroats

it actually doesnt even feel that good. im sorry to tell you that if you beat off at least once per day you wont even enjoy this. It's true life is shit and you have nothing to look forward to virgin.

If you are some kind of nofap or once a week fapper getting a blowjob will probably be great and you'll even nut.

Fap once a day or more? Its shit and youll struggle to maintain an erection

Just go on nofap for a week before having sex you sperg

Fucking mods.

Found the low testosterone dude validating being a cuck because blowjobs don't even feel good lol

I masturbate daily and used to masturbate 5-10 times a day and blowjobs still feel amazing

>gf
looks like a trap to me

>sperg
Its the internet so believe what you will but i'm currently dating 3 girls ranging from 7-8/10 in appearance.

All I do all day is monitor crypto and manage 3 dating profiles where I get laid rather frequently with different pussy each month.

With that being said blowjobs objectively feel terrible. You can nofap for a week and blow your load within 5 minutes, making you appear to the girl like you're a joke, or you can fuck her for 2 hours straight, and give her multiple orgasms, making her fall in love with your dick to the point where she wont stop texting and calling, but you frustratingly can't bust a nut whatsoever.

Which one will you pick?

very experienced user here. not a chad but been with over 20 girls (not paid). sex is highly overrated by our society and in our minds. physical pleasure of good masturbation beats sex. however sex provides you mental satisfaction.

>tfw can't be touched other than my benis during sex because it tickles so much

>bj where her tongue is on the top of your shaft

That shit is awful. The best part of a bj is her tongue working your frenulum

I'm a porn-watching virgin but I still think you're full of shit. I had a flirtatious student once (I'm a college lab TA) lean in close to my face and say something, and I could taste her breath. My initial inclination was disgust/fear because I'm a germophobe, but then after half a second something clicked and it felt like every nerve on my skin started firing. Her breath tasted amazing and I immediately popped a full erection in the middle of lab. Because I wear a lab coat nothing bad happened and the feeling began to subside a bit (though once I got home I jacked off three times in a row). But porn has never, ever made me feel the way that brief moment of tasting a woman's breath has. A woman breathing on my cock before she goes down on it? I'm sure I'd nut in ten seconds and not go soft until I nutted twice more.

Nofap for 3 days and last 30 minutes?

You take this sex thing too seriously

90% of women SUCK at blowjobs. this is a fucking FACT.

then you get the other 10% that suck it like their life depends on it.

most of the time, handjobs feel better than blowjobs. not even joking. get some oil and it feels so good.

don't even get me started on condom sex. that shit is awful.

Just stop being picky and find a chubby/fat girl to fool around with. They will give you the best bj ever and you don't even have to fuck them if you don't want to

Also sex is more physically exhausting than masturbation so when you finally climax it feels better since you worked a lot harder for it.

also, very important hint you can not find on mainstream sexual health: to become good lover in bed, never mind her orgasm or her feelings. just follow your instincts and fuck her like a baby machine.

Literally dont listen to this nigger. Unless youre american and cant find a non fat looking girl. At that point id rather fap than lose virginity though

Trust me.

Oh Shit

I mean if you don't want a girl to become infatuated with you just by fucking her, by all means do the nofap thing and try your luck with greeting cards and chocolates you beta fuck.

>condom sex

I unironically refuse to wear condoms. It will most likely come back to bite me in the ass eventually, but I can't do it. I've only used a condom one single time I had sex and I kept it on for like 30 seconds, then told the chick I wasn't going to use it. I'd rather jerk off then have "sex" with a condom on

Well if you are the kind of guy who dates 3 girls at once I can see how you would rely on your dick to do the talking.

Enjoy your aids

Btw why is this thread still up?

condoms feel fucking horrible. I've had a girl tell me "hope you brought the condoms" and start acting all seductive and i've instantly lost all urge to have sex.

Wearing a condom feels like you're fucking nothing. It's amazing how they've managed to somehow create the sensation that you're thrusting in and out, but yet it feels as if your dick is still inside your pants.

Stop posting porn you degenerate scum

The smell gets to me
That, and I can't fucking feel anything

>Pull out method and hope shes not diseased

>20 girls
>very experienced
I think I'm at 63? Or was it 53? I really should know this number better.

This. These forevercucks will never know what it feels like to have someone literally go crazy over you because of how you dick them down. I've stopped giving bitches my all in bed because that literally happened and they wouldnt leave my doorstep for 6 hours

>pull out method

You're willpower is stronger than mine, user. I've never pulled out a single time. The only time I don't cum in a chick is if she just straight up gives me a bj and I cum in her mouth. If I have sex, it feels like it would be like a waste, or that it would ruin my orgasm to cum anywhere else besides inside. This has led to a few pregnancy scares with chicks who weren't on birth control, but I can't stop it. I'm fucked

One can only hope

It wasn't too long ago I had the revelation man, maybe about a year ago desu. Used to send those sappy texts about how excited I was to see her and get the one word or two word responses in return after a 6 hour delay "me too" or some shit like that.

When you finally get them in bed the first time you better put on a good performance. I'm talking near exhaustion and both hands in physical pain from fingering the pussy too long. I'm talking you stopped having fun 1 hour ago but shes on her 4th orgasm.

You'd be surprised how the next day your fucking text starts getting lit up with smiley face emojis and you start getting full paragraph texts.

If you aren't rich or a 9/10 bodybuilder this is your only option.

Found the cut amerimutt. Bj is by far best sensation ever.

I guess you can try romancing her with your britbong accent after you nut all over your mutant foreskin after 2 minutes.

what about potential sperm in precum?

I mean it's a real risk desu although not very high.

I've rocked the pullout method more often than not and never spawned a kid but it's risky as fuck man.

the girl i'm dating right now sucks my dick like that nearly every day, and the best part is that she claims its her fetish and it turns her on to suck cock, first girlfriend i've had that loves sucking dick this much. whats incredible is that receiving blowjobs is basically my fetish, like i prefer getting a bj more than sex or anything else. she even lets me nut while shes fully deepthroating. its the first time in my life i've considered marrying a woman for strictly sex-related reasons.

feels amazing but for me its everything going on at once that adds to the experience, like the sloppiness, the sounds, her hands moving over me, playing with her tits at the same time, its all just an incredible experience. Find a girl that enjoys giving head and you'll never have a bad day again

don't believe anything this retard says

Wellyeah, I say pull out but i struggle to as well
That last pump before orgasm and i'm "nah fuck it, i'm gonna go deeper"

Natural to do so

Can happen but isnt aslikely aspeople think

How much BTC for a gf like this?

Pussy feels the best. Anal is shit. Bj are good if she has skills.

Anal

>post brapper
>get banned for 3 days for NSFW content instantly
>shit like this is up for few hours now

This is just sad. Just don't masturbate for 1 week and get a fucking hooker.

What if it slips to the other holes?

0.00000001

I thought I could hang, pulled out successfully dozens of times, and one time I just lost it and blew a massive load in my gf. Bam got pregnant just like that and now I have 7 month old kid because she decided she wanted to keep it.

Pro tip guys, and I know you probably heard of a lot, if you're not sure you want kids, don't risk it. She told me she was probably infertile, total bullshit.

i'm not saying it can't happen but it sounds like you are bullshitting us and none of that happened

Anal is only shit if they let you

Fat chicks give good head and take it up the ass

>gf got pregnat from one single time

Damn, that's some crazy luck. I think I might be sterile, because I've came in three girls who weren't on birth control multiple times, and besides me shitting bricks for like two months afterwards, nothing ever happened.

lm not gay but would suck that cock, nice

so you just didnt pull out, that was the problem

ITT: Future Deadbeat Dads

Almost found myself in a similar situation, a girl I was seeing had cysts on her ovaries and told me it was almost impossible for her to get pregnant naturally

It wasn't a serious relationship, pretty much just fuckbuddies

We had a little argument, I hadn't seen her for ~8 weeks, then she texts me and tells me she's pregnant, I nearly have a heart attack, then she tells me not to worry because it's not mine, it's some other guys

but that was a scary experience, I ask myself almost daily how fucking dumb do you need to be to cum inside a girl you know isn't taking birth control, and you know 100% you don't want to have kids with her

I dodged a bullet, I got lucky. The other guy didn't, he's trying to convince her to get an abortion but since she has that issue with her ovaries / it's difficult for her to get pregnant, there's no way she'd get an abortion

Sounds so obvious in hindsight, but it probably takes a scare like that for you to truly take this shit seriously

Why the fuck she did text you to let you know that she was pregnant if it wasn't yours, and you hadn't seen each other in two months?

like salty coins

So... no mods, uh?

It's crazier than that, we hadn't seen eachother for 8 weeks but before the "im pregnant text", 2 weeks earlier she had text me saying she missed me and wanted to see me again

I don't know the exact timeline with this other guy, but if I had gone and seen her that weekend then I might be sitting here right now thinking the kid was mine, I would have been right in the mix, and presumably she/me/the other guy would have no idea who the kid belongs to

Also the way she messaged me was fucking retarded, she said she had news, I panicked thinking she was pregnant, I asked if it was good news and she said "you might not think it's good news, im pregnant"

thats when I almost had the heart attack, thought my life was crashing down around me, only for her to then text me again and say "dont worry, it's not yours"

either she was doing it on purpose to scare me or she went full retard mode

because it is his. The girl is just so nice to tell him it isnt. Also scared of him forcing her to abortion maybe?

Please don't do this to me

I don't know if I made it clear, but this is happening right now, the "im pregnant" text was received on the 8th of feb

She's very intelligent, so I trust her when she say it's not mine, I don't need doubt put into my head that this is all some ruse and it's actually mine, I don't know why she would do that

She's going to spring that fucking test on you so hard as soon as that baby pops out.

Enjoy your tax for the rest of your life and never meeting your kid while he grows up in a messed up home with his mother fucking random guys and working full time while he sits at home eating junk food and being raised by youtubers.

>and being raised by youtubers.

Female tax , 65 % annually , more than Afrance

Demand a test on the kid as soon as it pops out, then hire the best jew you can afford and fight for custody.

Jesus, man. You need to remember that women are fucking insane. You can't trust them whatsoever or believe anything they say. Honestly, it seems like it is most likely yours.

You know he is right. Best run her down in your car - remove the top tread of her stairs or push her in front of a train. The 12 years inside getting fucked in the arse will be better than 25 years getting fucked in the arse with child support. Merry Xmas

Lmao enjoy your hepatitis

Actually, KEEP the texts claiming it wasn't yours, maybe a lawyer can present her as mentally unstable and get the kid given to you.

If she is intelligent its even more likely she does lie to you.

The good new are tho that she probably wont be requiring you to pay any child support. Just gonna tell the nurses she doesnt know who the father is when giving birth.
unless she runs out of money. GL user. Use condoms.

Maybe we should make Aborta-coin. It would be a secrecy coin like Monero and it funds one resisted abortion (i.e. Tyrone turns up with a yabbie pump) symbol could be a coathanger. Anyone in?

The fucking kid isn't mine, and of course I'm keeping the texts

btw she's been texting me asking me for help with baby name ideas, i know you guys are now convinced its mine kek

Thats a good healthy looking penis, she is as attractive as well.

It's your kid user, I know women, it's your kid. She's asking you to name your kid.

>blowing your load
>caring what the
>girl
>thinks of you

a coal-burner? she'd better be paying you, lad

>Very intelligent
>Gets pregnant with random hook up

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm not really sweetie

Bro, it's literally your kid. How much clearer could it be. She told you she's pregnant and that it's not yours, to gauge your reaction before telling you. Now she's trying to soften you up to the idea of having a kid by asking you to help name it. Think for a second. Why the fuck would she be asking you to help name her kid, if she knows it's another guy's. She should be asking him instead. It's for sure you kid. This is how women work. Good luck, man.

ideal user. maybe it's because they're rares here. it seems like it's normal for burgers maybe i should go there

You people are assholes, you're giving me anxiety

The guy who got her pregnant has been telling her to get an abortion and that he wants nothing to do with her or the kid, that's why she (presumably) isn't talking to him about baby names

Kek. You probably shorted at 6k too