I work in professional consulting. I'm not racist and am open to all walks of life. Some of the nicest bosses (and now close friends) I've ever had, are Indian. But now, in the professional world; I'm just shocked at my interactions with Pajeets.
Share your Pajeet stories, I'll start: >work for massive global firm >have monthly team meeting in the boardroom >everyone from the top-dogs down to the grads are there >someone doing a presentation, mentions terms and conditions >pajeet interrupts, bravely announces in broken English: >"There is a saying, that reading terms and conditions; is like listening to your wife talk". >shakes his head in that Indian way, and laughs >whole team is fucking shocked - the partners are all female, and awkwardly chuckle and move on
Later >team is going for coffee >we're standing across a busy walk-way >someone hands me my coffee over the heads of pedestrians, with their hands out >pajeet goes "Hah hah, like this?" >makes the hitler salute >in the middle of a crowded pedestrian crossing in the CBD >in front of the entire team >holyfuck.jpg
Next month >team is having boardroom meeting >pajeet insists to do a knowledge-sharing activity >talks about a particular standard, explaining that he's well-versed and an expert >COMPLETELY fucks it up >cannot explain what its defining acronym means >the standard has four simple phases in sequential order. he explains them in reverse >when someone (who works with the standard) every day stops him and says "Hey it's kind of important that it's actually in the right order" he goes "no no no, it's the same thing"
Did a job interview for a pajeet developer. Wasn't even mediocre at the skill he stated he's the best at on his CV. Had no skills relating to the job he was interviewed for. When given the task and provided given documentation, he chose to watch youtube to look for solutions. Failed.
At another time, had teleconferences with pajeets in pajeetland. They acted like human equivalent of a ball of ferrets. the things they proposed ware embarrassingly basic and more akin to a high school student side project.
Gavin Stewart
>same pajeet >in a cross-disciplined team >my sub-team has a speciality >he desperately wants to try and get into it, and tries to demonstrate knowledge >one day, I overhear his senior manager ask him a question relating to a topic my team specialises in >the question is about whether a client, given their environment, needs to comply with particular laws and standards and adopt a framework which would cost them millions to implement >she normally would ask us, but asked him instead as she thought we were offsite >with all the confidence in the world, he tells her straight up the absolutey fucking incorrect answer >he completely, with absolute stoicism and confidence in himself, provides her utterly - completely fucking incorrect information >it's so wrong it's literally negligible >if they provided that advice to the client, and they acted on it, we would get sued >I literally have to interrupt and quietly explain what the correct information is >he still argues that he's right >he's completely, utterly fucking wrong >I bring up the laws, the framework and requirements, and explain to him exactly what's stipulated and exactly why he can't recommend 'x' and 'y' >senior manager is shocked, agrees with me >he still defends his position and argues about how he's right
Another one coming
Jordan Cruz
Chad Pajeet
Cameron Gutierrez
the virgin bureaucrat vs the chad pajeet nazi
Nicholas Reed
>be doing an objective, third-party internal audit for big government client >they've just hired a senior advisor to oversee the project >it involved us assessing things in a bunch of different departments within a government agency, and producing our findings >we're presenting the findings to each team separately, with the senior adviser in the room >it's a completely objective third party audit which we undertook, and was intended so that our findings are unbiased and objective (was a sensitive issue) >we're sharing the results with the teams so they can each prepare their respective executives >one of the teams is asking for re-wording of certain things >we explain that the particular rewording would misrepresent the facts, and therefore we can't do it >they agree >pajeet adviser steps in >"hold on hold on, no no no. what we will do is we'll give you a .docx copy of the report, and you can edit it as you need to, and then present it to your executives" >... >what the fuck... >my manager and I look at eachother >we exchange glances with the team we're briefing, they're shocked >the team explains "well, it's an objective third party audit - we can't really do th-" >pajeet interrupts: "no no no listen, listen, we give you the report, you edit as you need to until you're happy with it" >... >I'm fucking shocked. I've never seen such a breach of integrity in a government agency >the team members know we're watching closely >the say again "look, if we change the report; it detracts from the integrity of the objective party... we can't do that" >pajeet "no no no, no no, listen - we'll give you the report anyway, and you can do the needful" >team is shocked >I'm shocked >my manager is shocked >team leaves >pajeet leaves >manager and I "what the fuck just happened" >next team comes in >pajeet adviser went for lunch, she's just AWOL >we figure it's most definitely for the best, quickly brief each remaining team before she can get back & fuck it up
Adam Powell
I'm so fucking tired of pajeet professors, and you're telling me this is what I have to look forward to?
Evan Wood
I work in IT as a sysadmin.
>Do the needful... >Revert back... >I'll just close this ticket... >Please mr sir can you kindly...
99% of the pajeets in IT that I come across are way out of their depth and will lie, cheat and waste your time to get out of doing their jobs. I've met a few good ones, but they are seriously outnumbered.
Evan Taylor
It gets worse >at work >walking to office >associate director is an absolute bro >he exits the toilets as I'm walking in >"What's up my man!" >he looks shocked >like, traumatised >"dude...th...I heard...just go in there and see for yourself..." >think 'someone must be shitting up the entire cubicle block', but fuck it I need to pee >walk in >here the distinct, intense; wet sound of furious fapping >fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-groan-fap-fap-fap-*belt buckle clings*-fap-fap-groan-fap-fap-fap >whattheactualfuck.webm >can't even piss, knowing I'm standing next to a man furiously about to cum >walk out >associate director is still there >... >he says "I saw the shoes under the stall, I know who it is..." >surprise surprise, it's the 'jeet >him and the PA quietly pulled him aside and explained that it's inappropriate to do that in the work place >spoke to another dude who mentioned it, apparently he's been a repeat offender >they never reported it to HR, but I don't think he's done it again
Like, if you REALLY gotta fap, man do it discretely. This guy was absolutely groaning and huffing and smashing it out, leaning against the back of the cubicle; going full-blown all out on his dick. It sounded like an assault.
