I work in professional consulting. I'm not racist and am open to all walks of life. Some of the nicest bosses (and now close friends) I've ever had, are Indian. But now, in the professional world; I'm just shocked at my interactions with Pajeets.
Share your Pajeet stories, I'll start: >work for massive global firm >have monthly team meeting in the boardroom >everyone from the top-dogs down to the grads are there >someone doing a presentation, mentions terms and conditions >pajeet interrupts, bravely announces in broken English: >"There is a saying, that reading terms and conditions; is like listening to your wife talk". >shakes his head in that Indian way, and laughs >whole team is fucking shocked - the partners are all female, and awkwardly chuckle and move on
Later >team is going for coffee >we're standing across a busy walk-way >someone hands me my coffee over the heads of pedestrians, with their hands out >pajeet goes "Hah hah, like this?" >makes the hitler salute >in the middle of a crowded pedestrian crossing in the CBD >in front of the entire team >holyfuck.jpg
Next month >team is having boardroom meeting >pajeet insists to do a knowledge-sharing activity >talks about a particular standard, explaining that he's well-versed and an expert >COMPLETELY fucks it up >cannot explain what its defining acronym means >the standard has four simple phases in sequential order. he explains them in reverse >when someone (who works with the standard) every day stops him and says "Hey it's kind of important that it's actually in the right order" he goes "no no no, it's the same thing"
Did a job interview for a pajeet developer. Wasn't even mediocre at the skill he stated he's the best at on his CV. Had no skills relating to the job he was interviewed for. When given the task and provided given documentation, he chose to watch youtube to look for solutions. Failed.
At another time, had teleconferences with pajeets in pajeetland. They acted like human equivalent of a ball of ferrets. the things they proposed ware embarrassingly basic and more akin to a high school student side project.
Gavin Stewart
>same pajeet >in a cross-disciplined team >my sub-team has a speciality >he desperately wants to try and get into it, and tries to demonstrate knowledge >one day, I overhear his senior manager ask him a question relating to a topic my team specialises in >the question is about whether a client, given their environment, needs to comply with particular laws and standards and adopt a framework which would cost them millions to implement >she normally would ask us, but asked him instead as she thought we were offsite >with all the confidence in the world, he tells her straight up the absolutey fucking incorrect answer >he completely, with absolute stoicism and confidence in himself, provides her utterly - completely fucking incorrect information >it's so wrong it's literally negligible >if they provided that advice to the client, and they acted on it, we would get sued >I literally have to interrupt and quietly explain what the correct information is >he still argues that he's right >he's completely, utterly fucking wrong >I bring up the laws, the framework and requirements, and explain to him exactly what's stipulated and exactly why he can't recommend 'x' and 'y' >senior manager is shocked, agrees with me >he still defends his position and argues about how he's right
Another one coming
Jordan Cruz
Chad Pajeet
Cameron Gutierrez
the virgin bureaucrat vs the chad pajeet nazi
Nicholas Reed
>be doing an objective, third-party internal audit for big government client >they've just hired a senior advisor to oversee the project >it involved us assessing things in a bunch of different departments within a government agency, and producing our findings >we're presenting the findings to each team separately, with the senior adviser in the room >it's a completely objective third party audit which we undertook, and was intended so that our findings are unbiased and objective (was a sensitive issue) >we're sharing the results with the teams so they can each prepare their respective executives >one of the teams is asking for re-wording of certain things >we explain that the particular rewording would misrepresent the facts, and therefore we can't do it >they agree >pajeet adviser steps in >"hold on hold on, no no no. what we will do is we'll give you a .docx copy of the report, and you can edit it as you need to, and then present it to your executives" >... >what the fuck... >my manager and I look at eachother >we exchange glances with the team we're briefing, they're shocked >the team explains "well, it's an objective third party audit - we can't really do th-" >pajeet interrupts: "no no no listen, listen, we give you the report, you edit as you need to until you're happy with it" >... >I'm fucking shocked. I've never seen such a breach of integrity in a government agency >the team members know we're watching closely >the say again "look, if we change the report; it detracts from the integrity of the objective party... we can't do that" >pajeet "no no no, no no, listen - we'll give you the report anyway, and you can do the needful" >team is shocked >I'm shocked >my manager is shocked >team leaves >pajeet leaves >manager and I "what the fuck just happened" >next team comes in >pajeet adviser went for lunch, she's just AWOL >we figure it's most definitely for the best, quickly brief each remaining team before she can get back & fuck it up
Adam Powell
I'm so fucking tired of pajeet professors, and you're telling me this is what I have to look forward to?
Evan Wood
I work in IT as a sysadmin.
>Do the needful... >Revert back... >I'll just close this ticket... >Please mr sir can you kindly...
99% of the pajeets in IT that I come across are way out of their depth and will lie, cheat and waste your time to get out of doing their jobs. I've met a few good ones, but they are seriously outnumbered.
Evan Taylor
It gets worse >at work >walking to office >associate director is an absolute bro >he exits the toilets as I'm walking in >"What's up my man!" >he looks shocked >like, traumatised >"dude...th...I heard...just go in there and see for yourself..." >think 'someone must be shitting up the entire cubicle block', but fuck it I need to pee >walk in >here the distinct, intense; wet sound of furious fapping >fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-groan-fap-fap-fap-*belt buckle clings*-fap-fap-groan-fap-fap-fap >whattheactualfuck.webm >can't even piss, knowing I'm standing next to a man furiously about to cum >walk out >associate director is still there >... >he says "I saw the shoes under the stall, I know who it is..." >surprise surprise, it's the 'jeet >him and the PA quietly pulled him aside and explained that it's inappropriate to do that in the work place >spoke to another dude who mentioned it, apparently he's been a repeat offender >they never reported it to HR, but I don't think he's done it again
Like, if you REALLY gotta fap, man do it discretely. This guy was absolutely groaning and huffing and smashing it out, leaning against the back of the cubicle; going full-blown all out on his dick. It sounded like an assault.
Hey pajeet, learn how to use a fucking semicolon or don’t use it at all.
Brandon James
lol this whole thread.. pajeets... baka
Eli Jackson
>Capitalizing letters in the Middle of sentences Of a report seemingly Randomly >Tells him to stop >Continues doing it
Carter Howard
there isnt a more cringworthy accent than indian. nothing worse than having to listen to one of them trying to speak english.
David Cruz
lol this whole thread... pajeets. baka
Austin Butler
> ball of ferrets kek
Landon Jenkins
work at it company. always deal with retarded curry niggers. theyre fuckung loaded with cisco certs and cant do the most basic shit
Gavin Nguyen
i bet you dont speak any hindi at all so dont fucking complain
Henry King
I would say OP is larping but he isnt. I've worked with 1 Indian and rented rooms out to plenty....they are fucking stupid as shit.
Michael Moore
sounds like a chadjeet to me
Dylan Scott
>company has rotational desktop backgrounds that change every fortnight >always awesome photos, super professional >one day I learnt that they only use staff photos, primarily ones people had taken on holiday >blew me away, because these were crazy professional - microsoft-background tier >one day, I get to work, turn on my machine, and enter my password >the loading wheel is spinning, I've got my coffee and all is well with the world >my account logs in, monitor briefly fades out from the login screen as it loads my desktop >it fades back in to my desktop, aaaand... >there he is. >there's Pajeet. >smiling, with a shitty selfie of a tree behind him >it's blurry, out of focus and he's wearing a singlet with nipples visible >...what the fuck is happening >as others come into work, I notice their reactions >everyone's looking at each other >slowly, comments come out like >"what the fuck is this guy doing on my screen?" >"is this a prank?", and my favourite: >"holy shit I have to present our profits and losses to the CEO and board today" >my sides were in orbit when I realised that the screen-projection would inevitably show Pajeet's smiling, singlet-wearing, nipple-bearing face >Laughing, until I realise that I have to go off-site that afternoon and hold a briefing for a client's internal audit team >holy shit, I'm fucked >we don't have permissions to change the background >I consider sending an IT request to get my background changed, explaining my situation >realise how that's going to sound, figure I don't want to risk that going to the CIO or HR or some shit >spend my morning finding work-arounds >finally discover that I can hide desktop shortcuts over Pajeet's nipples and face >eventually, I have to head off to client site >unplug my SSI cable (to connect the two desk screens) and close my laptop, grab my shit and head off >get to client cont...
Dylan Jones
>I sit down, their governance and risk committee is all there (which includes members of their board) >I grab out my laptop and open it >the screen always stays black for a few seconds, so I plug in the HDMI cable >screen loads, projection's working; I log in >as the loading wheel spins, I feel safe in the knowing that my crafty desktop background shortcuts have obfuscated Pajeet's nipples from the client >desktop loads, flashes >in the space of a millisecond, I conceive of what is about to occurr >after we unplug our laptops from the SSI cable connecting the two desk-screens, the desktop always flashes and reconfigures itself to display for the single laptop screen >as a result, the background often zooms in / out intermittently for a few seconds, and all desktop shortcuts revert to their original position on the far left-hand side of the screen (the opposite of Pajeet's position on the background) >in less than a second; I just about shit my pants >my eyes widen, and it happens >*black screen* >BOOM >Slightly yellowed teeth, and a half-shaven beard is zoomed in full-size, projected to my audience >*black screen* BOOM >Pajeet chest-hair zoomed in full size, projecting to my audience >from the corner of my eye, I see the client's internal audit manager shoot his gaze towards me in a panic >at this point, if realise that if I desperately rip the HDMI cable out; they'll think it was some degrading 'jeet porn >any response is just going to make it worse >all I can do is close my eyes >*black screen* >BOOM >Pajeet nipple zoomed and projected, in full-size to my audience >someone gasps >someone audibly says "God" >black screen >screen reconfigures to normal size >there's Pajeet, smiling his way across the room >my shortcuts aren't covering his chest hair, his nipple or his discoloured teeth anymore >I furiously navigate to pull up a window, ANYTHING other than his fucking face >clients were whispering, laughing >professional embarrassment >mfw
Isaiah Martinez
>work for pajeet >they hire fob interns who barely speak English and have no understanding of the job just to save money >they do everything as cheaply as possible >make staff cater events instead of paying caterers >using 5-10 year old computers and screens >put a pajeet in charge of marketing despite him having no experience >literally spends months designing shit that is so incredibly basic and still riddled with problems >calling clients, clients think they are telemarketers and immediately pissed off >speak pajeet language in office >constant yelling about personal problems etc
Mfw
Connor Allen
>this man got hired over a citizen
Colton Rodriguez
this whole thread is a psy-op to make /pol/ like pajeets, right? he sounds like an absolute chad in your examples, while you're shocked every two seconds and wringing your hands about it like a woman
Carson Brooks
>480x270 I'm crying thanks op. Hope this isn't a larp.
Evan Brooks
Because in a professional fucking setting it's absolutely shocking man. Like I fuck around at work all the time, joke and have fun, even sometimes fuck with my colleagues innocently at their expense when I know it'll get a laugh out of both of us. But here's what I never do: >pretend to know what I'm talking about when I have absolutely no fucking clue, to the point where a client could lose millions and we could get sued >breach contractual and legal requirements in a project with a Government client >subvert and destroy the integrity of an extremely important piece of work; thus nullifying and eradicating the value of thousands of hours of effort put into a single project >making blatantly sexist jokes in front of the female heads of the company I work for (i.e. the people who hired me) >doing a seig heil hitler salute in front of the whole team in front of our office, where our clients walk >masturbate and cum furiously at work
Can you see the difference? Can you comprehend how that's more autist behaviour than chad traits? Can you possible imagine how fucking awkward, destructive, negligent and inappropriate this kind of bullshit is?
Brayden Brooks
I'd agree with you, except for the fact that all the work they do is absolutely horrendous
Nathan Baker
t. pajeet nobody cares about your language
Jordan Thomas
how did that pajeet even get hired?
Henry Barnes
LOL
Owen Brooks
IDK this dude sounds kind of based to me.
Easton Jones
Wtf i Love Pajeets now
Austin Hughes
You sound like a cunt. Go dry your pussy, bub
Benjamin Parker
ITT: people getting absolutely JUSTed by Pajeet
Luke Hill
Found the Pajeet
Adrian Hill
>fucking over Americans with the H1B general
James Ross
So what? It makes you look way, way better by comparison. Cherish the fuckup clowns in your corporate setting. Don't pretend like creating quality products is actually important to you, otherwise you would be working in a smaller scale setting doing bespoke work.
Zachary Barnes
Pls sir join my group
Thank you
Wyatt James
I used to work in retail near a hindu temple and the pajeets that came in to shop were some of the dumbest, rudest mother fuckers I've met in my life. I've legit had times where I point them towards an item and they walked in the complete opposite direction and I saw them asking someone else later where the thing they were looking for was. It was honestly unreal.
Josiah King
>e Hey guys luke here
Benjamin Sanchez
Where did pajeet touch you? You sound like a MC of a comedy where some goofball ruins your day repeatedly but in the end you become good friends and defeat some villain.
also >can't change wallpapers My wallpaper at work is also locked, make a software that edits the registry and changes it to whatever the fuck you want. I can't stand my company logo.
Leo Robinson
Imagine an entire country run that way. And by "imagine", I mean, well...
Lincoln Brooks
Tht pajeet sounds cool. I think you're just mad because the Chad pajeet is cucking virgin op.
Ryder Roberts
Seriously though this is essentially what the Virgin vs Chad meme would look like irl
Mason Reyes
>I'm not racist and am open to all walks of life. Some of the nicest bosses (and now close friends) I've ever had, are Indian. >needs a long explanation before saying things that might be offensive to poor PoC
Top fucking Reddit, you don't need to fucking talk about your 50 black friends here before saying something "racist", this isn't r/bitcoin, being "racist" is, if not expected, at the very least commonplace.
Dumb nigger.
Landon Jones
Serious question to OP and everyone else who got JEETed:
Who ended up having/getting into more trouble afterwards? You or Pajeet?
Ethan Allen
>The virgin corporate wageslave >thinks sexist jokes are inappropriate >afraid to take risque selfies of himself >represses his desire to fap ferociously in the bathroom
>The pajeet H-1B fill in the rest
make it nerds
Carson Thomas
OMFG KEK
Carson Murphy
Great thread man, these fucking poos are the worst. Pic related was stuck on the back of university and work place toilet stall doors in Melbourne.
You poor bastard, I really hope you make it and can get out of that corporate world.
Samuel Gomez
>making blatantly sexist jokes in front of the female heads of the company I work for (i.e. the people who hired me) Pajeet sounds like a real fucking Chad and bro, women shouldn't be in the workplace to begin with and I'm sure Pajeet agrees, he's just putting them in their place making sure they know it.
Joseph Rodriguez
> Pajeet emails me Needs a lightning cable for his apple mouse > Tell him his mouse is not that model and needs batteries and where to get them Insists apple mice don't need batteries insists he has used apple products for decades > tell him to turn the mouse over and check for the latch tells me there is no latch, sends me the apple KB on charging the mouse > I'm sure its not the internal battery model, did he buy one himself? Pajeet comes into my office, "did you get a lightning cable?" > tell him to turn over mouse > stare at the battery latch "oh, there it is... do you have batteries?"
other notable pajeet hobbies: - back hurting - going back to india - give unprompted financial advice - talk about BMWs - ALWAYS BE ON YOUR CELL PHONE IF YOU ARE ALONE
Jaxon Garcia
Fuck off back to shit land you disgusting cunt, our governments only encourage you street shitters to move here because you bring the average salary down by accepting literal peanuts for pay.
If monkeys were 15% smarter, our gov would be importing monkeys instead. We all hate you.
Range ban and flags plz mods, these poos need to be stopped
Hudson Martinez
i am an indian and will never prefer to stay somewhere else, leads a comfortable here. Really wonder if all your experiences have been this much shitty? Anyways, most of the indians moving to west are mostly not-so-competent ones being shipped by bodyshipping service companies.
Jayden Torres
This.
Op has been blessed - he can pass off any fuckups onto the head of the pajeet. He can make himself the hero of the story.
Fuckup pajeets are great Op. Stop worrying about "integrity and compliance" etc. You're only there to put meat on the table. Your company is dumb enough to hire these clowns, that's not your responsibility.
Honestly Op, you sound like a real good goy, happy wagecuck type. Grow a pair.
Anthony Perry
Agreed. Need flags activated.
David Adams
I worked with one that had some dope rings and gold shit. He spoke really really fast and was hard to understand but was otherwise alright. I gave him his first drink of Gatorade. Honestly would rather work with H1B chad pajeets than autistic washed up engineers that have sperg meltdowns.
Eli Myers
Never really worked with a pajeet but I had the pleasure of dealing with this dumb ass kurd from Iran at a previous job in a warehouse. Here's a summary of some of the shenanigans he pulled.
>Has to make a delivery about 1 hour away on a very busy day >Expect him to be back in about 2.5 hours >He leaves at 9 A.M. and shows up at 2 P.M. >No explanation on what the fuck happened except he couldn't find the adres >2 weeks later he's showing everyone some cool pictures he took >All those pictures were him in his work clothes en route to that delivery adres
>2 months later he has to do a delivery after work hours >next day the warehouse door is fucked up and can't close anymore >Delivery bus has a big fucking scratch / dent and the bumper is hanging off >He denies everything >Camera footage shows him backing up against the closed door at sanic speed
>half year later he injures his back, gets out on sick leave >long recovery time of over a month now >once back at work he refuses to do a single task that doesn't involve a keyboard because of his back >colleague spots him lugging around heavy shit at home depot 2 days later and confronts him >magically his back is cured
>menial task has to be done wrapping a shipment in foil >tricks a new guy into doing it for him because "the new guys good at it and he doesn't understand how it works" >new guy actually fucking does it until I tell kurd to knock it off and do his work
part 1, I wish I was making this up.
Jacob Nelson
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Noah Cooper
>Nobody mentions the assault-grade body odor of these assholes.
You had one job.
>That fucking smell.
John Jackson
ITT OP convinces Veeky Forums that one dickhead pajeet = all pajeets.
Jaxson Williams
I'd post more but the spam filter is being a complete and utter piece of trash. I'm not even using any buzzwords or anything else that could trigger it.
I thought the ones that come over here are the cream of the crop
Kevin Ross
my sides
Logan White
OP you forgot the most CLASSIC coworker pajeet:
>morning of a VERY important day at work >will send an email to the entire team that he's going to be out for the day, the week, or going back to India for an unspecified amount of time
Pajeets will literally disappear with zero notice
Jason Taylor
>today morning >have a doubt
Hunter Stewart
Aleks...is that you?
Matthew Mitchell
Why the fuck are female pajeets always on the phone at work
Brayden Gonzalez
how are such people able to keep their jobs?!
Blake Rodriguez
>be software dev on business trip to India to meet with our offshore team >spend days cooped up in a tiny meeting room with leaky windows eating corn and curry pizza >constant diarrhea for a week >they tell me they'd like to take me to the taj mahal >sounds_okay.jpg >eat like 10 anti acid pills so my shit solidifies and I don't have to shit for the 10 hours I'll be gone >i'm picked up at my hotel and we go to pick up a team member before heading off >we pull up to some dirty corner where there's some butt naked old man dumping water on his head to bathe and a crowd of smelly pajeets carrying baskets of random shit >this mother fucker just walks through the crowd and hops in the car >mfw a software dev lives in a literal shanty town >we start driving to the taj mahal and he asks me questions about america >he tells me he really likes the american musician "ricky martin" and starts singing one of his songs with a deep indian accent >arrive at agra (city taj mahal is in) >literal trash EVERYWHERE, looks like a fucking dump >poo in loos constantly knocking on the window when they see me asking to buy snow globes and whistles >beggar women reaching their hand out and touching me to get my attention
Honestly just nuke the place
Levi Gonzalez
Power of the Chad
Eli Hill
Indian music is great desu.
Tyler Barnes
>Some of the nicest bosses (and now close friends) I've ever had, are Indian.
YOU GOT PAJEET..over there as well...
Jackson Price
>snow globes and whistles
Tyler Parker
yes user, low IQ people can still acquire degrees and qualifications and become 'professionals'. Basically, a trained monkey can get most qualifications and those pajeets sure to train their kids hard. It is as simple as that. They are on average below average IQ and it shows. They just work harder than everybody else.
Jaxson Barnes
He'll make you tear your pants off And go marching to the street He'll make you live his desi life But you'll never beat Pajeet Like a shitter in the street!
Let's go! (boys)
[Chorus] Upside, Inside squat He's living la pooda noloo He'll push and plop you out Livin' la pooda noloo
James Lee
>factory work >everyone speaks decent English >except paneer pajeet >always Insists on taking the job of calling the names and adresses to be written on boxes for delivery >literally takes whole day to do job that usualy takes 40 minutes >manager won't ban him from the job because he is afraid of HR >every day for months before he gets arrested for trying to blackmail recipients of a batch of boxes of lube >work returns to normal
Jordan Peterson
Honestly if this was a white guy you'd probably call him a totally based chadbro
Nathaniel Taylor
This was a couple years ago around original SR days.
>Be 22 >At a hippy music festival selling acid >Meet a hippyjeet, dreads etc >Chad mode in full swing >Call him out on being a poser, general shit talk and somewhat banter >He handles it perfectly >Goes on to tell me his life philosophies and morales >My acid kicks in, guilt rises >Start crying (WTF) >I apologise and run off
Super nice dude who didnt need someone like myself shit talking him
