Do your loved ones know your holdings, and how to access your many wallets and exchanges?
Do they know your passwords and pins?
Do they even have a basic understanding of crypto pairs and be able to transfer it all back out to fiat?
>in b4 biz are virgin neets.
my brother already has a copy of my keepass db with all financial accounts listed, including public/private crypto keys
>loved ones
>Do your loved ones know your holdings
yes
>and how to access your many wallets and exchanges?
no they cant take my crypto even if i die, ill die with my crypto
No i die with my crypto and i don't regret it.
My parents don't understand it nor give a shit, I've tried explaining to them dozens of times, it won't work. They don't need the money anyway.
I have no other loved ones or family so if I die everything goes with me. It's not that much money anyway, for now at least.
No joke I’d clap that pepe’s cheeks
death is the ultimate coinburn
making all neets wealthier instead of your family and friends
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no im not going to tell my parents that i invested my savings to monopoly money until i have made it
GF and brother have the keys to my keepass, mother and dad have a stick with the keepass file. Everything's in there, exchange accounts, wallet backups & passwords...
If I get run over by a truck, GF will have to step up her game a bit, she knows basic crypto stuff.
if died tomorrow I'd take 10k with me. Just like the pirate I am. And my father before me (stole a yatch) and his father before him (commandeered a ship) and his father before (left my granpa stranded on an island) and his father before him (stole his masters boat to go fucking pirating).
my family will be fine and my booty secure
I have this fantasy where i'll set up an elaborate set of tasks/riddles you have to solve to get my crypto PW if I die. Pretty much like in the movie ''Inferno''. It would be set up in a way so that only ppl who actually know and care about me would be able to solve them.
Only reason I haven't started this is because my net worth is absolutely pathetic, but if I had anything above 200k$ i'd start working on it.
>in b4 biz are virgin neets
>in b4
>" "
anyway i am so i thought everyone else was too, that is, anyone who got in early enough and is not a badgholder
>stole a yatch
Please tell me the story somali
I use Google Inactive Account Manager as a "dead man's switch"
It sends them an email with instructions.
A USB with encrypted TrueCrypt volume is hidden somewhere in my parents' house
Contains private keys, and a text file explaining
- How to import to Electrum
- How to cashout to Coinbase
- USD value at current price
Decryption key is in a hidden vault in my house.
Dead man email sends them the location of this vault, and the combination, and where the USB is.
I'm a virgin neet.
biz and I were meant to be together
not much of a story but
>be young hip guy in 70's
>with friends on pier
>guy is partying on yacht
>think to self "I'm pretty high. I should party with that guy"
>yacht guy calls you a nigger
>kick guy in teeth and toss him off his boat
>his friends go to get the cops
>they don't know that this nigger had a seaman for a father
>take yacht out to sea
>bail because fuck fucking with the coast guard
>crash it on some rocks and go home
>avoid the pier for a decade
>laugh about it with friends
What's the original pic of this?
Sounds fun, are you a somali pirate???
I don't have it any more. It was some thread a few weeks ago about a guy giving up, moving to Thailand to find a bride, and live his crypto dreams.
nope I'm the most boring kind of pirate. digital although I can sail and shoot have bug out bag which i recommend to everyone on this board
that story happened in SoCal btw
I have my private key for binancein a safe. I trust my mom enough for her to know where the key is, is that enough for her to have access? (She knows how to use gdax/binance)
wt if u r loved ones stole u r money if u give passwd
this
That's why you should invest in Veeky Forums a bit
Imagine when all those Anons die somewhere around 2050 because they have never left their apartment, visited the gym and all run on xanax and frozen food.
It's going to fucking moon since they will take their private keys to grave.
can't wait for that shit
They know where my ledger is and they know the pin. The rest they’d have to figure out themselves. They probably wouldn’t figure it out.
good never sell
Same but I plan to live forever.
then they arent loved ones and are shitty people not worth leaving anything to
I told my wife. I wrote all the passwords and private keys and gave her the envelope. So that she'll be able to look after her son if something happens to me.
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no linkers make fun of linkies but truth be told, an oracle is an elegant, decentralized and trust-less way of coding a similar program without having to rely on google
It's my gift to the world.
how to give this to a loved one without them fucking you over?
i dunno, i trust my brother so i'm not worried about it. you can always mail an encrypted set of passwords/accounts/whatever to a few people and as a part of your will you can include the decryption key.
All my long term holds are kept secure in a smart contract I wrote. It operates on a dead man's trigger that must be reset each month. If the trigger isn't reset it uses a DEX to liquidate its token contents back into ETH and sends it all off to my Dad's Coinbase ETH receive address. When there reliable oracles for off-chain I/O I want to try and implement functionality that automatically sends off an email to my parents, siblings, and relevant friends representing the "non-crypto" portion of my last will.
>he has a dad he "loves" and "trusts"
>his dad is into crypto and has a coinbase account
>at the moment of anons untimely demise he will cuck his dad by transferring a sudden amount that cant be cashed out for months and will cause a headache in taxes
if you are both this tech savvy why not set up a system where an escort shows up once a week with X amount of cash that was paid to her in monero, plus no strings attached sex with him.
My Dad knows how to use Normiebase and that's about it. I chose to do it this way because it's fairly technologically hassle-free even if Coinbase is going to be a cunt about it.