Friends come visit me

>Friends come visit me.
>Have their 9 year old son with them.
>Sit him into my "office" so he can play some playstation.
>Some time passes.
>He comes to me.
>"I think I just lost at the numbers game."
>"What?"
>"The one on your PC."
>OHSHITNO
>Rush over.
>Little faggot traded ETH and BTC back and forth a whole bunch of times.
>Generated about 120 bucks in fees and lost several %.
>All in all about 500 bucks down the drain.

Make a scene with his parents and get your mula bac

380 bucks are several % down the drain? Good luck, you're gonna need it.

>staying logged into exchange accounts

Nice larp

>Implying I'm allin on either ETH or BTC.

F

larper

>implying 9 year old can send eth

>i think i lost the numberst game
>what
>i look at pc
>he traded usd for eth from my credit card
>he went to hidden crypto casino on the tor Network by putting random letters followed by .onion in the search bar
>lost everything because he bet everything on green on roulett
rip 666.666666eth

Nice larp faggot. This has to be the most pathetic larp i have ever read.

you are a shitty larper, get gud faggot

that 9 year old's name?
vitalik buterin

r/thathappened

>CP all over my screen
>FBI finally blows out my door
>arrested on charges of storing child pornography and exposing to a minor
>be in jail
>BTC collapses after hitting week ATH while Tyrone fucks my unwashed butthole since I have no more bail money

fake n gay

Real and straight

>getting angry over $500

how fucking poor are you? I spend $500 each week for condoms you fucking poorfag, lmao how big is your portfolio? $5000?

we've all lost the numbers game at some point little buddy :)

>coping with loses through an elaborate LARP

you just lost the larping game sonny

I let my son use the computer without closing Veeky Forums, now he calls his weiner real gameplay and sniffs bums. He answers the phone by saying "dump it." What did you do?

No reddit gold for you, please try again.

Audible kek.

Don't forget to pay your taxes too

terrible/10

Pics or fake

Shoot him with an AR-15

>"I think I just win at the numbers game."
>"What?"
>"The one on your PC."
>Rush over.
>Little faggot daytraded muh coins on cryptopia
>massive x10 gains in just 2 hours