Post yfw you realize Chainlink (LINK) will kickstart the smart contract bubble

post yfw you realize Chainlink (LINK) will kickstart the smart contract bubble
>mfw

SO WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO LINK

the singularity

IT’LL BE WHAT BITCOIN IS TO CRYPTO RN (RIGHT NOW)

BUT BUT BUT I ONLY HAVE 200 LONKS WHAT DO

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OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

beautiful

You are a chartist

The singularity isn't what you think it is.

or is it not what you think it is?

If LINK ends up living up to all of its promises, it will destroy 99% of tokens.

good

And birth 99x more, better and more useful tokens. I don't give af about other tokens when I'm all in LINK.

So you better get some.. Just to be save

Rajesh go

lads i don’t even jerk off to porn anymore, i just beat it to the whitepaper

>heheh those smart phone things are a gimmick..
>heheh those smart contract things are gay methheads in a san francisco nail salon

You poorfags make me feel so good. I was stressing all through October and November just to get my stack up to 10k from 8k. Now in these threads hardly anyone has more than 1k. I love it. I'm going to be rich.

Hands down the most exciting prospect of 2018

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen..
their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver...and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

This boring coin has stayed at the same price for about 36 hours now.

>i just beat it to the whitepaper

a-are you me..?

TFW every $1B of ChainLink 350M-basis market cap is worth $500k to me

lol dont open the order books

it's consolidating before Sergey unveils that he's Satoshi tomorrow at his speech and causes LINK to moon at least 10000%

how much have you accumulated in total fampai?

I have 221k