Let's talk about ASSBLASTER

Ok, anons, what do you think of Assblaster? LARP? real? mixed feelings? did he change your view on LINK?

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his thread is still up....

I think his perspective is changing. The threads are less and less about link and more and more about the revolution that's incoming.

I think link is a good longhold but if you belive assblaster is anything but a LARPer you are litteraly retarded.

this. it's a long con. he's just using chainedlinks to gain trust/confidence. his threads have a higher purpose. he's elevating himself and gathering followers for something.

this too, but if you think he doesn't have a valuable perspective as someone obviously involved in finance and has thought about this a lot and talked to people in the know you're as dumb as people who unironically fully trust him

where I can find his thread?

The ChainLink stuff is obviously a huuuuuge shill campaign. I can't think of a worse coin to invest in as a long-term hold. CL isn't going anywhere, if you want to invest in Oracle go with Mobius or something.

or he just doesn't really know that much more about link than what he said in his initial threads. Idk he too had no way of what would happen in december with everything going 10x and creating an army of link $1+ and every other coin bagholders that would unironically begin hanging on his every word and now has the dubious unexpected privilege of being one of the most famous people on Veeky Forums

god-tier larp. Genuinely insightful writing in every thread. Will keep following him until he exit scams

>or he just doesn't really know that much more about link than what he said in his initial threads.
yet he continues to create threads and dribble breadcrumbs and gathers more and more followers. he wants attention and he wants minions. he's going somewhere with all this.

AssBlaster is the greatest.
I applaude him for what he's done BIGLY!

noticed this too. hes gone from claiming hes all In link to talking about other shit.

if anything it feels like he's going more and more deep into how ethereum is the real game changer that's actually going to see major adoption by institutions from saying that's what he was putting his money in for a while until he went all in on link to talking about it today, but obviously shilling eth is a pointless endeavor.
if there becomes a real reason to think it's been a long con no doubt many people will call him out but so far it hasn't happened.

that said he's a person and there's not one among us who wouldn't relish the attention.

Did he do a thread today?
If so can someone provide the link?

I think all the pieces are in place for link and the only people that know anything about it are the companies investing in it if it's happening. He's always said it's not a sure thing and it's up to sergey to pull it off. At this point we're all waiting for the day the main net comes up and the users are revealed.

can someone please explain wtf assblaster meme even is

When does chainlink main net come?

warosu.org/biz/thread/S7736231
go here to see any juicy deleted posts

>Mobius
7/10
Believable.

His being a PUA fan isn't just hilarious, but also the perfect encapsulation of his MO: He's running game on linkies.

initial implementation this quarter, full mainnet probably a few months later.

The thing is, even if the big institutions/companies don't jump onboard immediately, Link will moon as a motherfucker anyway because the amount of dapps/projects that already announced or hinted at using CL is bigger than any other cooperation (a real client/customer not just licking eachother balls without purpose like you see between shitcoins nowadays).

Biggest larp in history
You're all getting played

And he used this board to promote some scam ico last time
Be careful

man if this guy is a LARP he must be the most autistic guy here to keep it up for so long

god damn it i saw that thread in the catalog and didnt think anything of it

The deleted posts are in here. You're the man. Thanks for posting this.

which one? He had another thread after feb 11?

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the Denis avatar didn't clue you in?

I see, thank you.

Thank you very much for the link.

i think his opinion on JNT is wrong. i also think his link price predictions are wrong.

No idea who that is.

we'll see in EOY

Thing is he still kind of stands by ven & icx. In previous threads he claimed they were his Nasdaqs or something. But clearly both of them have lost something since start of January. Is it wise to see them both like that still? They might still be good coins, but they're not the most promising. Not sure what that says about his judgement. On the other hand, he's 30% in xcm, has a stack of 300k + link, and has a 1k stack of sky. I also have a sky stack.

True on both counts. Everyone’s gonna be a lot more rich than thought. Except for the guys spouting 1k eoy they’re more on the money

Larks of Marks assblaster has hired 2Chainz as a spokesperson.

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN ASSBLASTER

>Biggest larp in history
>You're all getting played
this is true. The joke is that it doesn't matter in the end. AB will fall, loose it all.

Assblaster is a larping faggot
The signal capital medium article was proof of that. Saying that his company worked with signal capital, that this is very possible, rattling on about a bunch of other bullshit.
Then when it was proven the signal capital spoken about in the article didnt even exist.. The level of backpedalling was unreal.

Probably LARP

Still holding my bags because there's potential, and I likes memes and keks

source pls

Never forget his number one claim: A single hedge fund has bought 125 million Link in secret and will hold long-term.

Somehow, the price hasn't shot up exponentially. I'm still figuring that one out.

no you are too new. DYOR. jk hes basically a link insider larper

they bought otc.

it is cause it was a thecret, you thilly faggot!

signal capital wasn't even what he was talking about. did you actually look up the ChainLink Hedge Fund created by ArmBruster? its on the fucking SEC's website

Assblaster seems cool, if he is who biz says he is then I think I've met him over drinks. Chainlink isn't interesting to me till I can start seeing returns on running a node. Once that news breaks I'll be throwing 10btc at it and hoping it sticks. Really only reason why someone would be accumulating is for this. But this news means nothing where coin supply and stake requirement lies.

Why would someone LARP for so long?
What would he have to gain from it?

>did you actually look up the ChainLink Hedge Fund created by ArmBruster
What Im talking about was a lot earlier than that, dipshit.

medium.com/@signal_capital/https-medium-com-signal-capital-our-investment-in-chainlink-15ab90ee9c02
Everything in this article is bullshit and assblaster played along with it because so many dumb fuck bagholders thought it was serious. The moment it was proven bullshit, ab completley swung direction, backpedalling and damage controlling.

why would you leave a message for someone you met at a gas station of craigslist's missed encounters?

It's still 125 million tokens off the market.

Oh, and no one heard about it.

Do you believe, user? DO YOU BELIEVE?

Unironically:
When he spoke about high NW accounts being put on hold by exchanges, I had high NW friends complaining that they couldn't get accounts approved
When he said they'd start "opening the floodgates" they got approved a week later
May not be 100% true but he has valuable knowledge he's sharing free, biz should appreciate him

Why does one attention whore on an anonymous image board. Its a tough question that has puzzled us for many a year. Usually it just comes down to them being a faggot.

LINK THECRET GROOP SECRET INFORNATION.

He actually swung back before, in fact one of his first posts states something along the lines that it looks fishy AF but the name is familiar. Which makes sense because by coincidence theres a Signal Capital in London.

Try harder

>Genuinely insightful writing in every thread. Will keep following him until he exit scams.
I agree, im really curious about his endgame though. Will be legendary, he knows how to get attention and is accually smart. 200IQ SCAM INC. Cant wait

He claimed his 'company' has ties with signal capital, and at no point was he shutting down the bullshit, rather encouraging it until it was proven FAKE.
Put your trip back on and defend yourself like a man

puts things in perspective

doesnt matter if hes larping or not. hes pointed me to more research i can do on link without falling for speculative bullshit. helps me make more informed investment. so i dont really fucking care if hes larping or real. use him for the info and sift through the horseshit

AB knows his shit, just watched him take down Jibrel. His knowledge is making me want to rejoin the link marines.

ever heard of gooogle? Oh and key words? Does your mother still spoon feed you ffs?
>It’s always Sunny AssBlaster

not sure what you're trying to say. who do you think makes the market now? i don't understand how that sale would motivate them to increase the price when they still need to grow a network. are entities that want to create nodes supposed to bend over now since a fund is hoarding 125mil?

>I am just saying we’re entering a sort of twilight zone of financial powerhouses having to deal with autistic bronies. Which is all in keeping with what I’ve said about LINK.
what the fuck. where did the bronies come into this

AB is legit, he literally "predicted" link or the whole market movements, to a day
People are just butthurt that he gets so much attention here, and call him a larp, but Fuck em, I was a Link Marine before AB started posting and I will be until the price singularity
HEIL!

He literally said he doesn't know what it even is IIRC

Spagni.

>rejoin the link marines.
You think this is a whorehouse? If you're discharged once you're discharged forever.

Amen

Has Assblaster commented on Polymath? What does he think of security tokens?

he has literally been right about everything, to the alt massacre and even the pump this week. the doxxing that revealed the twitter account cant just be a coincidence. he's the real deal

but holy shit I am almost 100% convinced AB is not just a larper. He writes with such expertise. If he's a larper he's the best one this site had ever seen that's for sure.

care to share your take on it? im hesitant to 100% believe him

He is just a good conman

He's a pretty chill dude with sound advice.

Link is still shit, though.

how can I find his previous threads?

What Twitter account?

My take? You won't gain much from it. I'm just an uneducated NEET. It's possible that he's just an extremely intelligent individual and he's spun me around his fingers but the amount of specialistic knowledge he's shown, how he doesn't hesitate with his writing and replies with a wall of text in a minute leads me to believe in him.
Even if he's a conman he made me look at and think of crypto from a difference perspective, so I'm thankful to him for that at least.

I still can’t believe you guys got larped by a guy named assblaster

The entire situation reminds me a lot of FBIAnon

this is basically how i look at it too though. just nice to hear differing views

he wants to make us all rich so we can invest in his future project. screenshot this

I will remember you if this comes to pass

How can youtell which posts were deleted? Any juicy infoyoud like to share?

that's not him.
It is some belgian dude working in finetech (more on the tech side) that doxxed himself in slack asking questions in the nodes channel

How can you tell which ones are deleted? Any juicy info gems youd like to share?

Yes, true. I think it's good to remember though that even if he's a liar there's a lot of truth to be treasured in his posts, not necessarily relating to chainlink.

check it against the one in the archive

this is true

are you fucking retarded? it wasnt done on an exchange

Does noone remember the ICO? The moment it went up it was revealed that 90% of the tokens were already pre-sold to a private investor or investors. the 125m link couldve been in it.

The whole AssBlaster / Armbruster thing is the most compelling piece for me.

I don’t believe in coincidence.

Explain

i agree

disclosurequest.com/form/chainlink-crypto-fund-lp/0001728696-18-000001/?returnURL=

Armbruster Murat is one of the founders

This just convinced me to buy some LINK

I think WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

did Assblaster say market going to drop hard?

He said something about his name being inspired by his boss (before he changed jobs). Narrows it to platform capital (via linkedin).

something about finger blasting assholes.

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