Requesting the Bogs "he sold, pump it" copypasta for research purposes. Will pay in fresh OC...

Well, we can negotiate about it if you will expand what you meant by OC in OP post. I have original pasta without blur, but will not disclosure it without knowing I can trust you. Show your OC or start a smart-contract for 0.05 eth and I will release pasta if your offer will be interesting for me.

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>he bought the dip
>continue the dump
>he panic sold
>temporary bottom, reversal
>hes not buying
>pump it and then paint a bull flag
>he fomoed in
>put him to sleep and load the korea fud
>hes awake
>make him think its the bottom, drop off the volume
>he bought more
>dump it again
>he tethered
>push it sideways
>hes doing research
>print 100mil tether when he goes to sleep, and then pump it
>hes awake
>load a dip
>he bought the dip
>sideways till sleep, then crash it with the exact same korea fud, and then get roger ver on the line
>roger is on
>start pumping bch for 2 hours and then wake him up. load the flippening threads
>he fomoed into bch
>crash that shit too
>hes trying to kill himself
>activate quantum immortality
>he thinks its real
>now print 200mil tether
>he thinks we're going up
>we are. let him in
>hes in
>pump it
>he thinks hes about to make it
>now kill him, transfer everything and then find another

NOT SO FAST

i will find and kill you

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NOT SO FAST

This user already delivered.
Anyway. Here is some of my OC for the effort. Not fresh but current. Will deliver in this thread in a few minutes.

>So... Ummmm....
*takes selfie*
>You mean like...
*sucks Chad's dick*
>Ummmm.....
*claims fake rape attempt *
>That we girls can
*Takes selfie with a duck face and sticking the ass out*
>That we totally can like..
*Divorces and takes half your money *
>Take away...
*gets fat*
>Like it's ours...
* throws a tantrum out of Fucking nowhere*
> You really mean that..
*takes no responsibility for her actions whatsoever *
>That this thing....
TEEEEEHEEEEEE
*dresses slutty and complains about misogyny *
YEEEEEEEEEEY
*divorces again and takes half the other poor guy's money *
>I can't believe that...
*pouts *
> on top off all the other stuff..
*spreads false gossip *
>Really?...
*treats all the males she is not interested in like shit *
>Like now ?
*teases a beta orbiter *
>This can't be..
*Majors in Social Studies*
>No way...
* dyes her hair purple*
>That after all this time...
*Fucks like 250 guys in a year and says she is the family type of girl*
>Giggle
*points out a problem but does absolutely nothing to solve it*
>Teeeeheeee
*Divorces again *
>Like for real?....
* requests equality quotas only on jobs that are not physical *
> We can finally....
*Makes another man raise Chad's Son*
> lol
*Disregards logic and acts purely on emotion*
>But, really, this is great...
*Has no cooking skills at all*
>truly great
*feels entitled*
>Wow girls..
*Fucks Chad behind your back*
>Giggle
*cries for no reason *
>We gotta tell the rest of the girls.
*Fucks thing up and tries to make you feel guilty for pointing it out*
>That we can finally...
*Raises her expenses way up her actual income *
>finally...
*Buys unnecessary superficial stuff*
>Take all their money AND their Cryptos?

your content worth nothing
you just wasted our time by begging for more qualitative content

That's a big girl.

Lmao

>he panic sold
>Dump it
>he managed to 2x his stack
>Pump it
>hes not selling
>pump it more
>he took profits to BTC at Ath
>put him to sleep, call Bitfinex, print 1 billion tethers
>hes awake and his portfolio is 3x
>make him think a crash is imminent , drop off the volume
>he sold everything to USD
>Activate a 50% crypto market crash
>he bought back at the absolute bottom and put a long on Btc at 100x leverage
>pump it again
>he wants to buy the Confido dip
>pull a DDoS attack on all the exchanges
>print 2 billion more tethers when he goes to sleep, and then pump it
>hes awake
>load a dip
>he bought the dip
>huge green dildos till sleep, get Mr Satoshi on the line
>Mr Satoshi is on
>Make Satoshi lock his coins forever and make a public statement as soon as he wakes up
>he already made it
>Activate new paradigm protocol
>he feels Alone now that he has all the gains but nogf
>Deploy the AI robot waifus with artificial womb upgrade
>he thinks its real
>it is
>he never believed he could be so happy
> let him reflect on his life
>he is in bliss
>Guide him to enlightment
>he is becoming one of us Master Sminem
>Good, activate quantum immortality , bring him to Valhalla and then find me another user

youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

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these are so beautiful

too bad bogs don't control the markets anymore

All traps

One day I realized I was buying coins basically the same way Kaiji would, after changing my approach, I really don't miss the risk at all.