◄╣░▒▓ ATTENTION - IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE REQUIRED ▓▒░╠►
Backstory: Cash Advance on all my Credit Cards -> lose it all at the Roulette table betting all on Black.
NEED RECCOMENDATIONS:
- High Quality PROFESSIONAL KNEE PADS (Like Usage of 250 times per day)
- Really good mints to kill the after taste.
- Anything else to boost profitability and efficiency.
Bless your assistance, how much can I expect to earn (I need to know if I should rob a bank instead before the kikes get me).
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Chap stick
We talking your corner store shit or industrial-grade.
M8 I'm up shit creek without a paddle, I'm highly motivated, we're talking the whole nine yards.
tickle their prostates to get them outta there faster
It's more cost effective to buy a tub of Vaseline than individual sticks. I highly recommend against the mints, as the menthol will numb the penis causing a longer job.
mmm yes,
I believe I have located a week's worth!
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Looks like you got BLACKED.
are you excited for this or something
Why is this so hot to think about
>Some young twink who spends all day on Veeky Forums puts his life savings into BTC
>Sells at bottom and is left with nearly nothing
>Has to sell his young body to be abused by older men so he can pay rent
did you take cash advance or did the casino charge you and give you cash?
It's not hot. You're a faggot.
cause you're gay, unironically
I'm not gay
Sure you're not, you giant faggot
You forgot to say "no homo".
there's nothing wrong with it
>whole nine yards
Probably not more than nine inches, but let me know if you find more
Wanting to fuck a boy literally isn't gay if they look feminine
Roulette isn’t the only place he’ll be getting blacked
bruh I fap to it to, I admit I'm bisexual
bruh I JUST fapped to it
i need REEEEEeeeeeepads so i can service the normans it looks like i'll be stuck wageslaving to until i find the guts to kys myself