Sminem

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Forever!

The quick rundown on Sminem
>Father was a bull, mother was a wood elf, hence his likeness
>Literally descended from Asgard
>Prophecies foretold of his coming as the end of the Age of the Bogs
>One of the first to invest in Bitcoin, has acquired immense wealth but won't cash out, because he knows 1 BTC will be worth 100k when fiat becomes worthless
>Discovered wizardry at a young age, hasn't had sex since to retain his great power
>Can manipulate markets by posting cryptic photographs, but unlike the Bogs who have become corrupted by their crypto wealth, he does so with benevolence to the common man
>Simply wearing his pants high casts a spell that makes crypto rise beyond your wildest imagination
>His earthly name "Sminem" is an anagram for a word in a long forgotten ancient tongue that means "bearer of the green flame"
>Green stemmed tulips sprout in his presence, bears try to run from him but are captured by his telekinetic spells, over 500 Bogbears caught so far
>Literally walked into the Fort Knox gold reserve and collected all the gold while the entire security staff was under a spell of paralysis, now has the gold hidden somewhere in Siberia (hence the tensions between the USA and Russia)
>Will lead Earth through a financial revolution and a new age of prosperity the likes of which we could not imagine (think: driving anti-gravity lambos on Mars and beyond)
>At this juncture the entire fate of the world's financial assets depend on his confrontation and eventually battle with the Bogs, but they know they stand no chance against the immense power contained in his left ear alone, so they hide in their fortress in France
>Has cat

Boy sminem cool

the internet truly is a higher dimension

How old is sminem now?

Is sminem the son of jesus?

Legends say it is about 5,000 human years old.

>implying you wouldn't

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EBIN MEME OP XD XD XD XD

I hope this is pasta because no one is going to read this cringe

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t. bogdavian obstructor

This is the ugliest fucking kid I have ever seen in my life.

That’s him giving st.augustus,the flower of many gifts,as he is to us now. In modern times you can see him depicted with tulips,as it is. We humbly accept. Picture dating 1377 AD. Cca

hilarious

Your god is no more

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dam u mad as hell lol

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M MAD I'M BLOODY FUMING THIS IS SO INFURIATING

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I JUST WANT TO MAKE MONEY NOT LOOK AT THESE STUPID MEME PEOPLE

Behold him and his powers saving thee old bark,only touching it. See the white rot fade away! Need the video!

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You should nonironically check out reddit.

IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

READ YOUR COMMENT AGAIN THEN TRY AND IMAGINE A POSSIBLE UNIVERSE WHERE SOMEONE LOOKED AT THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A JOKE AND CRACKED THE FAINTEST OF SMILES LET ALONE ACTUALLY LAUGHED

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO IMAGINE BECAUSE IT ISN'T FUNNY IN ANY POSSIBLE UNIVERSE

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Heretic detected

Infidel! Noncoiner piece of shit!

What is he telling us?

>le sniff

go to your happyplace buddy

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Post brap

To hold with iron hands. Everyone knows that,well; maybe it’s time for a guide what our saviour is trying to tell us with his suggestions as it can be confusing sometimes. Like him holding a tulip,wrongly interpreted as “tulipmania”

beautiful

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Top tier art. Minister you sminem

true story
>go to black panther screening
>ay wyboi
>y-y-yeah?
>get over here and eat our braps
so I did

I cant even imagine how good their farts must taste

>black girls
nah m8

sminem was a mistake