Why does nobody do this?

>buy $2k 50 gram gold bar
>scratch off 1 gram/trace amount of gold
>sell back 50 gram bar for $2k
>buy another new $2k 50 gram gold bar
>scrape off another 1 gram
>sell
>repeat until you have your own 50 grams of gold

You could do this for infinity and nobody would know. Why does nobody do this? Niggas are still using those weird river pans to get tiny gold nuggets. Shit could make you rich very fast.

ALTERNATIVELY: buy 50 grams of gold, melt a bit off of it and replace with a common metal like aluminum or iron... re-forge into a 50 gram bar. 25 grams of it would be non-gold but nobody would know because 25 grams of it are covered in real gold.

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you don't think people have tried to do this since the dawn of time?
there are countermeasures you retarded nigger

>nobody would know

Jews did that for hundreds of years. This is why coins have those marks on their sides.

Fuck that.
I made half a mil last year by betting on horse racing. Just bet on every horse, that way you can't loose

> replace with a common metal like aluminum or iron

Archimedes solved this like two thousands years ago. USA education in a nutshell, I presume

And here I am with a job like a fucking idiot when I could have been doing this the whole time.

unironically this

Fucking lol

You should try this and keep us updated on the results.