What’s that one great sexual experience you had that you still think about and jerk off to every once and a while
What’s that one great sexual experience you had that you still think about and jerk off to every once and a while
when i shagged your mum
None, they all sucked
when I bought link
>What’s that one great sexual experience you had
>you had
FUCK OFF
That time I fucked the wife of a guy I know. She's fucking banging. Big ol plump booty, 9/10 boobs, gorgeous eyes.
Only happened once, sadly, but I think about it too often. Trying to get in on that again
>Fucking Cassie up against the corner of my sofa
>fucking Zaya on a bare mattress for 8 hours
>Megan telling me to "do whatever I want" before she put my dick in her mouth
When my gf visited my office, sucked me off in my room under my desk Lewinsky-style and swallowed every last bit.
I was completely caught off-guard by that. It's really the spontaneous things that create the best memories.
>business related
Railing a girl in the middle of a football/cricket oval at 3 in the morning, just over the weekend
>Megan telling me to "do whatever I want" before she put her dick in my mouth
FTFY
Forgot the best detail. She was so dripping wet, there was spray well past where my knees were. And I was drenched. Had to clean that up before my gf came home in a rush. Fuck I really need to do that again.
>do whatever I want
Whenever my girlfriend tells me to do this I just lock up. The fuck am i supposed to, I want to just put my penis inside you
>cricket
Being begged to fuck her in the mouth and play with her nipples at the same time.
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>cryptopornstars.co
I did what any 22 year old kid whose watched porn would do
I fucked the shit out of her face then pinned her to the bed and cummed in her
When I was 16, I hooked up with my 22 yo shift leader at Taco Bell. 5'2 thin blonde chick with a bubble butt. She was a stripper when she was 18 in Clearwater Beach.
The first and last time we fucked literally makes me cum instantly. When we both knew in our head that it would be the last time we would fuck, we went wild on her sister's bed. Jumped on me, fucked her standing up, made her lay on the side of the bed and throat fucked her. That was the best hour of my life.
Not LARping, either believe it or not.
This one time, I was sitting on the Bus with my girlfriend. It was pretty late and we were all alone. I started caressing her thigh and kissing her neck, slowly working my way up her skirt when she gasped. I saw her expression and followed her gaze. There he was. A figure sitting across the isle, two seats back from where we were. Staring at us with his dark, steely eyes. Sergey. He stood up and I noticed my girlfriend touch her neck as he ran his eyes down to her cleavage. Neither of them said a word. She just turned to him and spread her legs. Sergey peeled off her panties and before I knew what was happening, he was inside her, his meaty bull-cock spreading her open like... oh my, I've already said too much. I have to go now, Sergey's baby need to be fed.
She means she wants you to be forcefully passionate with her. Strong hands, lots of eye contact, a focus on your pleasure. Look up Bruce Venture for an example of this kind of sex. Or dont. But thats what shes asking you for.
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Fucking easy gains though
fucking kek
Bruce Venture fucks Giselle Leon.
i knew a girl that was best friends/grew up with this chick. ama
that tends to go away when you hit 35
That unforgettable afternoon when fellow members of my HS wrestling team raped my anus with a broom handle. That was the best fucking I ever had
Is faith a slut or is she pure?
...
Was rude in class and got sent to a help teacher to finish the class alone there with her, late 20 year old blonde and she sat down in my lap and did my papers after we talked for 40 min. Getting diamond writing this
That time I sniffed Nicole Aniston's ass at the xbiz convention :(
Anal, facial
kek
fucking your moms yo
I've had sex with over 100 women (no larp). I'm not a chad, just a degenerate who uses like 8 online sites to meetup and fuck hos.
That being said one time I still fap to is when I fucked this goth / punk looking chick with tats and piercings. I knew her from highschool. I was working at a local fair (carnival) selling food in a tent. Behind the tent was my bosses 16' trailer. She came to visit me during my shift (I was working alone) and she was tipsy from wine. Ended up taking her out to the trailer and bending her over in broad daylight, could literally see people walking in the street about 15 feet away. There was like a tapestry blocking the entrance to the trailer to deny visibility but you could still see at the right angle. I thought this old lady saw us at one point, was mad sketchy lulz. Told the chick I was sketched out and she was like "that's what makes it hot user" hnnnnng
Good find, user.
Why the fuck is her face squished in like a gorilla?
Fucking another man's wife and cheating on your gf. You're a fucking cunt, mate. I hate disloyalty. I hope you get tuned the fuck up by one of these husbands.
it means use her like a fuck toy with no regard for her pleasure, because her pleasure is derived from being used
Forgot to mention her bf was with her at the fair lmao. Another time I was fucking her at my house and her boyfriend pulled up to pick her up as I was fucking her. I literally busted in her while his car headlights were shining through my window, still not sure if he saw it or not. Either way she left my house and got into his car with my cum still dripping from her.
This is the shit that made me hate females. If I ever found out someone did that shit to me i would probably go on a fucking rampage
5'9" blonde 1/2 Russian 1/2 Mexican Ballerina coming just close enough to breaking my junk off but, not
Brown belt in jiu jitsu, come at me bro
Once I sneezed just as I was getting close to finishing in my gf. I accidently headbutted her when my head whipped forwards, but the sneeze made me orgasm so hard i just kept fucking her for about five or ten seconds after even as she was crying and holding her bleeding nose. It was magnificent. We broke up soon after.
fuck no. all of those girls in that LA circle thot around giga chads. Those dudes are super good looking 10s as well as celebrities. One i remember was wayne gretzkys grandson
They're not really that attractive they just have wealth and connections that allow them to reach this level
>beta grappler detected
>doing gi
I would light you up
cheers, taking notes
>> Talked to a girl in instagram
>> She started to get disrespectful
>> Told her daddy doesn't like that kind of attitude
>> She started liking it
>> Requested tits. They were really big, she was very small
>> Met her in a parking, she was late, so I took her by her hair and told her to suck my dick for being late (inside my car)
>> Best blowjob ever
>> She wanted to fuck, put it in the anus (she had never tried it), I stopped because it was hurting her (she didn't say to stop). Fuck her hard. Cum in mouth. Good bye.
>> Fucked her ass some days later
>> Fucked her some times more until my gf caught me (they knew each other)
It was fun. She was like 15-16 and I was like 4 years more (legal here). Now the girl hates me because I didn't dumped my gf for her.
Does she do drugs? Just give me a rundown on everything you’ve heard about her desu
Forgot to say, that girl liked being slaped (even in the face) and deepthroated, used like a fuck toy. She smiled every time I pounded her or treated her like shit.
Fuck, it was hot.
I remember dating a girl and she suggested that rent take a trip and rent a hotel room. She said, "You can do whatever you want." Funny, I still get diamonds thinking about that. But I never followed through because I didn't love her and I was planning on ending it soon.
>WOWOWOWOWO WASSUPP????
shutup italian scammer
I have none and dont really have a desire to fuck sloots.
Whats wrong with me ?
This escort that lived in the building next to mine. Banged her 6 times in a span of 6 months and each time was better and better, the chemistry was better than any gf I've ever had
She's a keeper. You let that one wriggle off the hook.
>I would light you up
Possibly. I'm more of a no gi guy though. Muay Thai or something?
The one time I had a threesome with my girlfriend and her best friend. I'm pretty sure her best friend is interested in me in a similar manner as my girlfriend.
It's getting a bit awkward for our TTRPG groups thursday through sunday each week. It'll definitely get even more awkward once I propose in spring.
all of the LA posh girl circles with insta models etc dabble in the usual party drugs and shit. Cocaine, molly, "light" pills. Lots of alcohol. A surprising amount of them actually smoke straight cigs because they keep you skinny. Basically all the model ones smoke cigs.
>didn't fap for a week
>Staying at a condo near vegas
>Get into the shower
>blow the fattest load of my life
>have an intense afterglow for at least an hour
Felt real fuckin' good
I had a girl like that. Similar age difference. I don't feel so weird about it now. Thanks for sharing, user.
>be on night out
>meet sloot
>take her back to mine
>find out she likes it rough
>no holes barred
>feelsgoodman
>fuck her doggy with thumb in ass
>mfw she turns around looks me dead in the eyes and says “i want you to fuck my ass”
>don’t even say anything just take my dick out of her vag,spit on my rod and squeeze it in her shitter
>omfg it was so tight
>only done anal once before and it was shit as it was her first time
>it wasn’t sloots first time
>cue 30 mins of multiple position balls deep anal with choking and hair pulling thrown in for good measure
>spat on her face / in her mouth and she loved it
>She sees my face and can tell I’m about to bust my nut when before I can even blink she spins round and swallows my cock whole
>anyone that has had a girl suc the soul out of you can agree with me that it is the best feeling in the world
>mfw didn’t bother with a condom, dirty bitch
What does that mean
When I’m forced to use my imagination to fap to basically go back to my younger days when I was super ripped and in amazing shape. >Rewind 8 years.
>with my gf (now my wife) for first time
>I’m a sucker for asses
>she’s riding me backward while I lay in the back seat of my car
>I see my rippling abs, I feel my tight ass muscles, I see her younger body (18 at the time) sliding up and down on my cock
>I don’t cum, because I’m younger and I can control myself better
>she rides for me a good 20 mins straight before getting tired
>I’m staring at her asshole and my cock going in and out of her pussy from behind. Beautiful view porn directors dream of
>she gets tired, so I sit back up and get behind and just go to town
>get close to cumming, pull out (no condom didn’t want kids), and start jerking off on her back
>she turns around, grabs my cock and starts drinking my jizz
>pleasure and pain so intense that I just semi laughing
Still the best sex I’ve probably ever had
Larp or you have AIDS now.
Being raped in elementary school
My first.. She didnt want to have sex but wow she gave good head. Pretty much inhaled my dick and let me cum down her throat
Means if you liked it you should have put your dick in it, and kept doing so until she leaves because you won't marry her, so as to keep the rights to your posessions.
None really. Don't think about them.
But if I did, would probably have something to do with hair pulling, ass fucking, and her begging me to cum in her ass.
fucking kek
You're right.
Regret dumping that girl.
Regret not dumping my gf.
fucked a 40year old milf with huge tits at 22yrs old, she was in good shape 4 being 40. met her selling cocaine.
buying COSS when it dipped to $0.05 and timing the market perfectly, that was sexual as fuarrrrk
>Camping with my ex
>she's riding me, we're both pretty quiet
>trying to hold out as long as I can
>she's getting close we both sense it
>can't take it anymore grunt and lunge up cumming inside her
>she makes the sexiest girl squeal pretty loud right as I nut in her
>intensifies 100x due to this alone
>other campers probably heard
Fuck it I'll ad one
>come home after visiting my friend
>gone for 2 hours
>my ex has taken down half a 2.6 of bombay
>dressed up in her lingerie
>crying
>shitfaced
>begging me to fuck her and abuse her
>feel genuine disgust towards her
>had already been planning to break up with her for weeks
>she keeps begging me "daddy please i want you to HURT me"
>she had a fucked up childhood and was beaten by her father
>I grab her and throw her on the bed
>slap her across the face a few times
>she's moaning and loving it
>I'm not hard or aroused yet
>screaming at me to keep going
>I spank choke and slap her, throw her around the bed
>call her a useless cunt
>she's sopping wet
>creamy thickness dripping like laundry detergent
>wettest hole I've ever seeen
>start fucking her hard and rough
memory gets fuzzy after that, but I remember threatening to lock her in the garage (-20) if she didn't start acting like a normal human. She smartened up.
We broke up 3 weeks later, thank god.
But yeah the memory of that wet pussy still comes back to me after all this time.
MT and boxing yeah.