Why haven't you signed the pledge, Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you signed the pledge, Veeky Forums?

>I believe that I have won the greatest lottery of all time. I am alive.

Stopped reading there.

>Famous Millionaire Actor who pretends to work hard jobs tells me I need to work harder
Loving every laugh

>He fell for the work hard (And not work smart) meme

>I deplore debt

nigga thats what capitalism stands for might as well time travel back to the USSR

>implying free will exists
DROPPED

>Taking responsibility for your life and your effect on it
>Anons hating on it
Never change faggots

Could you be any more of a wage cuck shabbos goy than mike rowe?

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>The BOOMER Pledge

"You need to work hard" is the career equivalent to someone saying "You need to let someone fuck your wife". You are a complete cuck if you buy into it.