I'm 28yo, I wanna move to USA, I need a job (actualy, money), what should I do?

My only experience is being a lawyer in a poor country, but I hate this area, and I feel I'm too old to change.

Help me. I'm thinking about suicide.

not happening. kill yourself.

well, an hero is the biggest change one can make

Stay you fuckface or kys, don't ruin another country as well with your depressive outlook on life

also
>moving to USA in 2018

why? it's a fucking shithole

Why is there so many inequality in the world??

What will you do there? Which are your skills?

There's this thing called illegal immigration. Works great.
This. What country are you from, OP? There are probably better options.

I'm not moving there. Is it your first day on Veeky Forums?

Save my life anons.

I'm from Brazil.

Tell me another option, please.

Try legal immigration to Canada. Probably much easier than to the US.

hahaha

why not Portugal? cool place to live in and you don't have to bother with the language

I can't request permanent visa to Canada, I have chronic disease, so they do not allow it.

>lawyer
>in brazil
Why are you not fucking bitches left and right? They be lookin damn fine

low wages, what am I going to work there?

I'm gay.

>gay
>chronic disease
Hmm user, maybe an hero is not a bad option after all...

the only way to get out for human garbage from third world shitholes like us is to get married. try to convince some faggot to get you a fiance visa.

i'm a mech eng from another spichole and have been trying to leave legally by my own for 8 years. not happening. at the 10 year anniversary of when i first decided to leave i'm killing myself.

Sounds like AIDS tbqh.

Unless you have a desireable degree just forget it.

I hate this, and this dont pay enough here.

>spichole
what spichole means?

that's my bet too

well user, in big picture we all do not matter anyway, godspeed

Stay the fuck out.
You hate your own people because they are dumb shitskins.
We hate you for the same reason.

Wow we really need to open our borders

fuck.off.

Canada is harder to get into than the US.

I love people from my country, I just don't like the poorest and lack of opportunities from here.

If you hate your profession - change that. Yeah its scary and uncertain but an heroing over a job is also bullshit.

why the fuq all the people from brazil are gay or trannies? what is your problem there?

I'll try it, maybe something in tech, but to learn to code takes too many time. :/

who said that? Brazil is a country of diversity, if you see much gays or trans, probably you are finding just that.

don't believe the memes... literally get on a plane and come. You can get jobs, marry a white girl, save money and in a few years literally be making $70k-$100k

White pigs are disgustingly lazy and they will pay you lots of money for the simplest jobs.

1) don't be afraid of hard work
2) always work
3) don't get into debt
4) get a fucking tax id and pay your taxes
5) don't get into car accidents/trouble with the law
6) living undocumented is tough but there's a way. Just save up all your money and worse case scenario you come back to your shithole country and can buy a house.

if youre white, forget about it
they only take pajeets and mexicans
your best bet is probably just walking over the southern border and then shit out some kids on US soil. youll even get to vote and collect gibs monies.

Fuck off....

...Unless you're of a European background.

Tough luck. Fuck off.

If you're not white, stay the fuck out.

I'm white.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

this

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Wants to move to USA, 2018, topkek my sides are in orbit. If you want to move, at least move to a first world country