I stick pens in my ass

Can it be a photo and vocaroo separately?

Fuck mate that's generous. I'd want a video

Seriously that faggot is doing it wrong.
>what is a webm

>implying roasties didn't just found out by your comment and will now do it en masse

Ill give you 0.5 ETH if you shove a fork up your ass pronged end first with timestamp

i will add .2 eth to this

Shit that's worth an eth right there. A proper real metal dinner fork and must be inserted completely past the neck

I'll add Ether to that

Count me in for .1

i'll toss in .2 ETH if he takes a picture of the fork after removal and there's some poop on it (poop required)

fork up the eth, you guys :^)

Ill do it for 0.009 and Il do all kinds of degrading shit as free bonus on top
holla at me whales

I will do that but you have to convince me you will deliver

Send him 20% of your offers first, that way he knows he at least gets something

it's not that hard to stick a fork up your ass, now stop being a faggot and get to it. CONVINCE you? fuck off or just do it already

OP I'll give you 2 eth if you do it with a steak knife. You have to get it in down to the handle and then rotate it 360 degrees before yanking it out in one quick motion

nice try, OP

>Convince me you will deliver guys

Fuck you mate, if you want take a small risk for a thousand bucks, you don't deserve it.

nigger just do it. if he doesnt pay up i will.

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Sign a message with your eth wallet so he knows you're not larping

post your ETH address and we'll send a small amount. then you can check the source address balance to see if we can pay or not

0.1 eth prepay so I am not left broke with an ass bleed
As soon as I see it I am posting the fork with timestamp
ETH 0x1c9e880bc3c8c692d142461a18c1ed32fc3661ca

You could also just sign a message with your wallet like I said in my last post brainlet

>what is inspect element

Send 1 BTC here and I'll do something cool on live TV tonight

1Pv8gcMSzYYVQFQnekaNsGT4hYu8a1UXfd

T.weatherboy

70 bucks for delivering nothing? dont think so user.

>prepay
you're funny

The fork is here, 1:1 pen in ass for eth

Don't miss this opportunity biz. I'll post link afterwards if it didn't go viral

0.01 BTC and I post my feminine penis.

1Fjia95sPZzhvzKmwMTJxbUruHyJvD2NrL

fucking do it user. i will pay you in omg tokens, dont have eth.

I used to stick pennies up my ass.

post a pic with other end of fork halfway in, so we know your'e serious

Everyone who wants to pay for fork in ass: post signed message from your eth wallet so he knows you're loaded

Ass guy: post pic of you with pen in ass with timestamp

Everyone else: send him some pocket change for first pic

Ass guy: once you get 0.1 eth, post video of fork in ass

first bitcoin cash fork, now OP's Ass fork

user you think i have time all day for this shit? i gotta go in 8 mins hurry the fuck up

Pls deliver, I feel like total shit now

bump

let's get this show on the road

is that a vagina

>the absolute madman

unironically this

that's a fucking candle isn't it

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that's pleasurable with the proper rounded pen. why would anyone pay for that

Sent :)

LMAO

Sent ;)

Ok guys I did it, please send BTC?

1Pv8gcMSzYYVQFQnekaNsGT4hYu8a1UXfd

Tipped you 0.1 OP ;)

0.2 for the handle end of the fork

0.5 for the spiky end

go on coinspot where you can get your crypto, then put it on a nano ladger S and stick that up your ass instead. Keep your crypto safe, but start at coinspot.

coinspot.com.au?affiliate=MQWJ6

Yeah, ofc hehe sent
I hate what I have done, but I need $ so desperately

>but I need $ so desperately
for what? a pity story is worth more than putting shit up your ass

Please dont claim to know the values of the markets

Can't wait till OP's anus retracts and sucks in whatever object he puts up his butt and then he has to go to the ER because of it

user. that isnt a fork? looks like a soft candle?

Sent ;)

LMAO this nigga reposted this from another thread, whoever sent money you're a desperate fuk

just sent 0.1 eth you slimy bastard

Piss off fag. This board is for shilling crypto, not inking your butthole

Man i thought the penis was photoshopped in. Took me a while to realize it's the girls arm

First time on Veeky Forums here. what the fuck guys

That is an original photo with date stamp, I am a poorfag but not a larp

anons if there's a market for this I could find us some roastie whores who'd do anything for free bitcoin.

What kinda stuff would you make em do and rough prices?

You want to hear my life story?

sure

ONE OF US ONE OF US

Hahahaha. I got banned for brap posting this is a fucking mad cage full

you'll probably get banned

Whatever his life story is, I have a more pitiable one that I can prove with medical documentation and videos of me online / on the news.

we're all ears

Not going to post it here after posting my fucking ass with a highlighter in, that involves my family. Its fucking biz not some shakespeare drama. I can tell it on some discord or some shit

Sad!

>etherscan.io/address/0x1c9e880bc3c8c692d142461a18c1ed32fc3661ca

alright fine, bye. i'm more interested in anyways. POST VIDEOS

I hope you guys will all do well :* don't do stupid things, everything will be alright eventually, you will see.

Okay, one moment, will write everything out. Will be sort of something fun even if nobody sends me anything.

give us a rundown greeentext at least

Sent ;)

youre fucking anonymous here just fucking tell it...you got your money....now give us a true fucking story

no fork but a candle?
no life story?

user its like you allergic to money

>Born in a poor eastern european country in a binge drinking family
>Learn real hard, help my parents as hard as I can
>Find out about crypto, work shitjobs for like 1-2$ per hour
>Finally have some hope to leave the shithole
>crash
Now I am here, still though I wont say I have miserable life because I have known people that truly have such

>This is the use of cryptocurrencies

come on im bored pls

Still didnt get a penny

that story is even less effort than sticking a soft, smooth pen up your butt. you're probably just a failure because you're lazy, not because of anything else.

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I can prove that

OP is a mod trying to make a couple extra bucks

Bro give us the details
Which eastern european country?
ukraine?

you dont deserve shit for what youve delivered

atleast make up a convincing sob story ffs

worst part of your story was literally "oh no i was born in eastern europe"

o kurwa poznaje te mazaki

the absolute state