/dumpsterdiving/ General - Pro Divers Edition

I'm interested OP. Though dumpster diving for anything citrus sounds incredibly stupid to me since I live in Florida and every other house here has trees out front you can pick from for free. Be careful with the meat, cheese, and dairy stuff too unless you know it's still cold when you find it, and even then you never know what could have happened to it before it reached the dumpster. Sniff test everything.

> All those Manner wafers
> every package is vanilla
No wonder they were in the trash

gimme your story OP

I know Veeky Forums has mental disorders but this is golden.

Garbage food is for poor people. End of story.

Buy something you cheap cunt

My mom once brought some not-fresh champignons that were about to be thrown out, we made a tasty meal out of it and ate it. I was kind off fascinated of eating food that markets wouldn't sell anymore, that many people would throw into the trash. Then I remembered that I once heard of dumpster diving and googled for some more informations. I started checking the stores in my area and found some open bins. And here I am now.

>tfw am poor

Damn bro you must be drowning in pussy. I'm sure the chicks go wild for any guy that can get so much food from the garbage

Can't tell if you're samefagging your hateposts or if people are actually this delusionally mad about dumpster diving. Literally everyone knows stores throw away perfectly good food due to food snobs not buying imperfect merch, so like? Who is the idiot here? Yall payin premium price for marginally better stock... Dumpster divers eat for free

So does my dog. When i feed him flesh of my enemies

>payin premium price

I know, right? What kind of madman would pay for food when there's perfectly free trash available?

i see
have you ever gotten sick from it?
are you able to very well tell apart whats still salvageable?

I first check if it looks normal, then if it smells normal. If everything's fine, I taste it, and if it tastes normal too, I eat it.

Never got sick from it.

its for retards, they go around thinking one of these days im going to get a big find because they heard about stores recalling tons of shit.
In reality when there is a massive recall they arent allowed to throw it to the garbage because some of the recalls are because the produce are health hazards and someone eating out of the trash can injure himself.
Other than that they think there are chests filled with delicious candy that got expired the previous day but in the off chance that candy with a shelf life of over a year goes unsold its the employees who get first claim. Sure its against corporate rules but they still "take it tothe trash" and actually hide it in their car trunks and take home.
I have even seen people claim they found old laptops which is stupid, nobody throws a functioning laptop away and other shit, all that it takes to get a couple hundred likes is to take a picture of shit that you got around and say you wont ever guess what i found in the trash

>Who is the idiot here
I'm going to explain it to you, there are always some people that have the psychological need to cheat the system. They are the i can't believe I can get rich just by signing 100 fools to sell workout supplements or I can't believe that this 5 dollar ticket can get me million in return or even I can't believe this website can get me a medicine degree without having to strp in some college.
Making a profit out of them is actually really douchey especially when you realize most of them are middle class people who growed up low class so you get the build yourself off the grid tiny house feeding of their fear and insecurities of loosing it all and all that jazz

>autist trying to understand people
Literally kill yourself. Your whole post is cancer.

Is your body going back to the dumpster once you are finished using it?

Who's going diving today? I know that I will, in about 5 hours.

Going very soon.

Who's with me?

Great find today! :)

I could've taken much more, but I'm happy with this. :)

how do you go about your dives?

People are literally just taking pictures of what they bought at the grocery store now

>Wrapping husked corn in plastic

Too bad corn doesn't come with a natural wrapper.

Oh, wait...

You are completely ignorant.

It would make sense that food from a grocery store looks like food from a grocery store, wouldn't it? The only difference is that it was outside for a few hours in a plastic container or a few.

polite sage

If you keep eating estragon you're liable to grow breasts m8

Go at night, have a flashlight (or use the light from your phone) and bring some plastic bags. Take everything that's good. That's it.

>This retarded autist is still here

>i can afford to pay for a cell phone but need to resort to eating literal garbage

I found all this in the dumpster behind costco! the chicken was even still hot

It was nice of you to put it in a cart and return it to the store.

Not sure if you're this autistic retard and trying to shitpost, or if you actually dived it.

But anyway, those carts are too loud and shouldn't be used to dumpsterdive.

>not calling it a subchan

Will go diving again VERY soon. Yesterday was good, let's see how it will be today.

>let's see how it will be today

Nobody cares.

Firsr dumpster didn't have anything new, now i want to check the second dumpster but theres someone smoking near it, so im waiting for him to get out. Reeeeeee

Small find today.

There was also tobs of bacon, but i think that was alread there yesterday, so too risky to eat (its summer).

>soaking mushrooms

You fucking asshole don't even pretend that you know a god damn thing about mushrooms

not a freegan, but seriously, you guys are my favorite guys

keep dumpster diving bro