How do I get my hair like this?

>grow out hair
>blowdry upside down with the fucking funnel attachment thing
>apply product

Only works if you straight hair btw, jewfros need not apply.

I wish I had a pointed hairline like that, it's the true symbol of being a alpha CEO.

A widow's peak? I have that and I fucking hate it.

I have hair like this. It's a pain in the ass though because it is an uneven cut. If you don't use product and wear it back it just looks like fucked up Bieber hair.

It's great if you have a long face and sharp features though. don't bother if you have thin hair.

L9nger the better according to middle aged divorces on single mothers forums

Fag.

wait for stem cell/gene therapy treatments and shit

plenty of pajeets have this hair style with beard sir

honestly hair systems have come a long way now, they can actually look 100% real. i'm legit planning to use one soon since i've started to notice hair loss. only until something better for hair loss comes along tho

You grow your hair medium length and comb it back until it falls that way naturally. Wtf is this thread?

Eventually your hair will start sort of changing in the direction it grows and it just goes this way automatically.

t. Same haircut as OP

Also, you have to be prepared to get it cut often as shit though

My hairs thick and straight as fuck. Are there any products that make it more workable to achieve something like OP?

>wanting fake hair from some chinese guy overseas on your head

You realize you won't be able to actually feel anything when touching your hair right?

Holy shit.
Only longer hair. There are products but not if you want it to look natural like in OP.

Yeah and after a while the roots will grow into his brain and take over and give him the personality of the chink like that episode in the Simpsons with Homer and snakes hair

ye doesn't matter to me dude, even the 2hrs of maintenance every 1-2 weeks is a tradeoff i'd be willing to take. i've looked at other options but it seems to best for now until something better comes along in like a decade or some shit

Make sure you have the face shape for that hair style.

Ask him for "the gordon gekko" but without something to prove. He'll know.

>not getting the gilbert grape

this should help
youtube.com/watch?v=lCzoNFeTg5M

such a fascinating human. So captivating. I want to pay attention to him.

The more link you acquire the more you will look like pic related

Just say it's your grandpa. I doubt most barbers will know that's young Stalin.

Kneepads and lipstick

Warning: High degrees of genuineness, you might enjoy watching this.

reincarnation

that's not young stalin

FUCK off vegeta

>mfw bald

im not gay but i would suck dick not pictured

rob the vault at the belajio

>being this uneducated

my hair is actually like this right now except with a better, straight hairline......

let me tell you how .......genetics

It only works if you got the build for it.
Just imagine a bald soyboy.

cringe

Just threaten to make his family disappear if he doesn't.

Keratin

Also need help, I'm 28 and balding :(

Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

>24 years old
>began shedding hair like a dog
>hair that is left is rapidly turning gray

Sacrifice of being in crypto for 3 years. I'm going to look like Harold by the time I'm 30.

Be italian

I always thought Marcus had a better haircut btw

Men who care about hair ? We call them ladies

Fag.

>rub Layrite onto palms
>run hands through damp hair
>blow dry
>shape with long tooth comb
>get paid and laid
>repeat

widow peak chad here. tbqh I always thought it looked a little odd but I kinda got that vegeta aesthetic so I'm ok with it

>tfw balding
>tfw look like pic related
I should kms

you have to grow it long enough that you suffer many many weeks of your mum screaming at you to get it cut

can someone confirm please

kek

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Chad Genetics

>had pointed nw1 hairline
>it recessed to a pointed nw2