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>Southern California Albertson's

didn't want to risk further damage? also probably stuck in there pretty good. wouldn't just slide out easy. probably best to leave it to the professional.

what I'm wondering is why they didn't get rid of the avocado, lol. it would have been pretty easy to slice off.

>why they didn't get rid of the avocad
Who do you mean by "they"?

>the pancakes haven't been posted yet

I would have just ripped the knife out

Removing the knife created possibility for further damage, plus whatever blood vessels were in contact with the blade would no longer have anything "capping it off," so to speak, and would increase bleeding

>Albertsons
That's where you fucked up

It's not Mayan, it's the Nahuatl word for testicle.

>he
That's a female hand look at how fat and chubby it is and the manicured nails. Also only females are stupid enough to do something like this. It also looks fake, like the knife is in between the fingers. It seems to be one of those serrated knifes used to cut your steak and thus it wouldn't be able to penetrate like that.

>Albertson's
There's your problem white boi. They cost less even at the farmer's market (just wait until they're about to leave and want to get rid of their stock).

Shit forgot my pic.

Mayans spoke Nahuatl, they came up with it.

It was smart to leave it in.

Mayans speak Mayan, Nahuatl is what the Aztecs spoke and its language family (Uto-Aztecan) spans from Nicaragua all the way to Canada.

Those aren't the same language though

Also mayans are still around, there are people in those areas who never learned spanish

I think it's fake as well. Look at the angle of the blade extending from the hilt, and then the angle of the blade under the hand. They are slightly mismatched.

The angle of her middle finger suggests that the blade is in between her middle and ring finger. If it had gone in that section between the fingers the natural instinct would be to contract the fingers not expand them further. However since it is a female I am very inclined to believe it is legit and that the dumb cunt was playing around and probably caught the edge of her palm.

>look at how fat and chubby it is
Those would be tits. Hangers, even.

>It also looks fake, like the knife is in between the fingers.
THAT is what makes you think it's fake?

The relative cleanliness of her hand, the color of the blood (look at her wrist, it's almost orange-red), and the lack of browning of the avocado flesh is far more suspicious. That said, I still don't think this is fake.

Clearly the blood is running down the knife as indicated by the droplet of blood on the tip. It's being diverted away from her hand. And lighting and cameras does things to color. Avocado will brown quickly, but if I had that kind of injury, I would be at the E.R. even quicker. I live just a few minutes from the hospital.

Christ dude even in Vermont I get Hass for $1 each

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If you are anywhere San Diego and cruising South on the "Avocado Hwy", otherwise known as I-15, just pull off any exit and a Mexican will greet you holding a bag of ten avocados for $5.00.

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Careful with that edge, buddy.

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That's why you're not a doctor

>living in mexico
>can walk down to the corner and get 4 of the biggest, creamiest, best avocados ever for the equivalent of $1
>mfw

sucks that right now theres a shortfall, so growers are shipping up to 'murrica to take advantage of dem sweet prices. So the cost down here, 20km from where they're grown, has risen temporarily.

Still about 1/4 what id pay back in the US, so I dont really give a good god damn. I'm eating 2 a day in this motherfucker.

Protip, for when you inevitably utter the words "Hold my beer and watch this!": if you lacerate or impale yourself on something, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you attempt to remove whatever it is that is stuck in or through your body. You will cause more damage, you may not be able to remove the whole thing anyway, and you will gush blood (even more than you already are).

I tried the wacking the pit with the back of your knife
When I twisted it, it just broke the pit and didn't come out at all
I ended up just scooping it out with a spoon

I just put the avocado on the table and gently stab the tip of a knife into the pit and then twist. It doesn't take a full force stab so it's hard to miss.

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anyone got that vag sandwich roastie non roastie?

Sounds like you hit it hard. As long as there is some grip by the knife on the pit then you should be able to remove it with a gentle twist.

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Innies pure as the snow
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It's a sick place, and they blame genetics
But Jamal really ruined your pussy aesthetics
But the white knights beg to differ
Looking at a hole that looks like roast beef dinner
The keks we bait, aren't getting it in
The innie virgins are free from sin
Their rage is on fire, how about yours?
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>rip knife out
>muscle and tissue gets even more fucked up
>bleed to death even harder
There's a very good reason why combat knives have big-ass serrated teeth.

They're for cutting rope, idiot, close quarters combat with knives almost always leads to causalities for both sides because of the absolute retardation of knife fighting
Serration is terrible for knifeplay for the exact fucking reason that it gets caught and you have to yank it out and in that moment you lose your weapon and the other guy stabs the shit out of you repeatedly

>he actually believe this

Not an argument

If you know how to fight with a knife you'll stab them in a lethal or semi lethal place.

Your probably one of the uninformed masses who think you go for the stomach and upper abdomen in a knife fight

>albertson's

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You'd be pulling the plug on your blood-tub.

pulling out is what killed steve irwin. With stabbings if you just yank shit out like a retard you will make somebody not doing well to start with bleed like a stuck pig

you are supposed to stab in the kidneys or throat right?

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