How do I use money to become physically invincible?

This. Talk shit, get hit. This is not rocket science.

Wherein said jail he does work for a company posthumously owned by the son he killed, granted by the father

>young thaddius cockington was the talk of the town
>he answered to no one
>but his success was his undoing
>he became arrogant, mocking a humble bouncer
>little did he know...

>posh spaz btfo

Is it possible to give 51% share of a company to a dead person?

jesus that bitch is stone cold

>elves were meant to be pretty

Women are disgusted by weakness. Never show them any

Hmm. Its like all you do is subtract the “s”. Brilliant

poor people are savage

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"Thi. Talk hit, get hit. Thi i not rocket cience"

Hmm, very good user, I think you're onto something

Yeah but he was being a dick because he is young, granted no one should be killed but are you going to trust a retarded bouncer, typically someone who clings masculinity as the only thing he has in life, to keep his head and not go full ape? No he is about as ego driven as the 10 year old kid which is why his words even got through to him.

You know, it's possible to recognize the tragedy of this situation, while also understanding that it illuminates a certain truism about how life works.

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Nice Larp.

Dunno about invincible, but for $40k you can arrange to have yourself frozen after death on the off chance someone will figure out how to repair your body and/or transfer your mind to an artificial surrogate

Lol women are the absolute worst

Buy diamonds, glue, and neckerchiefs, glue the diamonds to the neckercheifs.
Spin the neckerchiefs around at a very high rate of speed.
>nothing can approach you
>literally diamonds
You’d be invincible, user. Do it.

This
I help run a boy scout troop and you would not believe the things middleschoolers can say
And the exact precision with which they can get to the heart of what makes you tick, lol

But likely this bouncer felt some bit of truth to the kid's statement, and became overwhelmed
You just gotta remember that it's some dumb kid

Thi. Talk hit, get hit. Thi i not rocket cience."

Are you sure you're not on drugs user?

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Only bitches like you allow themselves to be walked over. White men now act like women and play mind games with the backing of papa state if you as much as try to act like a man. No wonder your race is dying off.

What the actual fuck.
I feel like this girl is desperate to feel like a ton of boys want her, even though shes just an avg kike slut who will be ugly as fuck in 10 years. I cant wait to see her pictures then. That being said, this letter is so over the top its probly fake.

A man would NEVER do shit like this, I swear it's always women.

the bouncer was already shoving the kid looking for a fight before the kid said what he did. The kid didn't want to fight and said the little quip as he was backing away, the bouncer then ran after him and punched him.

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Also, look at those puffy disgusting hands she has. It probably feels like fucking a cold bowl of gaspacho when she gives him a handjob

Posh faggot got BTFO

I can almost hear the faggot saying and knowing what the average bouncer is like over here, there is no fucking way they'd take that so I'm not surprised.

global rule 3

>look up story
>the guy that punched him was white

Made me a little less racist

former special forces maids for give succ and protec

>caring about women
lmao its his own fault
they're all retarded, you must treat them like pets otherwise they behave badly... and so, there is the lesson for him

> Trabucatti
> white
he was a greasy wog cunt

Yes in England bouncers can also be white

8/10

Spat my coffee out reading this
Fucking kekd

>for $40k you can arrange to have yourself frozen after death on the off chance someone will figure out how to repair your body and/or transfer your mind to an artificial surrogate

>be futuristic body freezing clinic
>cure for death invented, humanity transcends to the next stage
>you have a crypt full of old frozen boomer heads
>damn our contracts say we have to take care of these frozen old turds
>oh wait no one cares about contracts or money anymore because were literally gods
>test out new diamond-carbon muscles by hurdling severed boomer heads over the horizon
>tfw

8/10

Hmmm. Keep digging watson.

disrespectful people deserve whats coming to them, better it come from a fellow brother than some mudslime or african

Top kek that little spoiled brat got served right. If you've got a big mouth then you better bring the strength to defend it or stfu.

Thanks senpai

Fuck she made me rock hard. A Jewish stone cold psychopath slut, delicious.

There's some stage you need to go through OP.

Get a blackbelt in Jiu Jitsu.

Go to SE Asia, get Titanium reinforcement & a composite kevlar-based weave inserted throughout your body.

Get genetic recombination done with Cockroach DNA via a retro virus.

Do ALL the steroids, HGH and any secret super-soldier drugs you come across.

Get Elon Musks creepy Brain interface mesh, and use it to control a giant mech suit.

Blast into space, and position a giant railgun in orbit around the sun, as a deterrent against pursuit.

Convert all mass in the galaxy into a massive Dyson sphere around the black hole at the center powered by the radiation from the black hole, and upload your mind into a supercomputer.

Using advanced methods od gravity wave manipulation, find a way to collapse the false vacuum into a type of computronium, so that you absorb the entire Multiverse and become God.

Easy shit, OP. Get to it.

This may be true for the stone age but the modern adaptation should be:

Don't deliberately antagonize people with significantly less to lose than you.

I think Sam Hyde has a HW episode talking about this. People who have less money, low quality of life and more time on their hands can basically completely fuck your life just by the virtue that they have mass amounts of leverage over you since their score is closer to zero and it doesn't go negative. Some homeless fuck really isn't losing anything by stabbing you. In fact hes probably at a net gain since he'll be fed in prison for the rest of his life.

Go fuck yourself faggot

Bouncer is an employee tho. They are supposed to take shit from customers. If it was just some random huge dude on the street id be with you.
But knocking someone out isnt giving them “the business” its giving them “the angry chimpanzee”

This guy gets it. Exactly this.

This is why I stay the fuck away from poor people, especially very poor black young people. They'll straight up murder you for lulz.

8/10 you fucking jew

I don't care because they're kikes.

OTP

>But knocking someone out isnt giving them “the business” its giving them “the angry chimpanzee”

im sure if a hot 5 foot japanese girl had been talking shit the bouncer would have restrained himself or maybe settled for a slap

but that smug cunt there, that face, that raises the danger level so much, even a passing slight can become grounds for war if it comes from that cuntling

can you envision him wearing that tux when he got clocked? you can, easily, it was within the realm of possibility

based bouncer

not even a truism tho, this guy wasn't a snob and actually went to greece by train with his classmate. if he was actually a rich a-hole he wouldn't be dead, his body guards would have killed the assaulter.

Well stated.

There's a lot of ((bankers)) out there that could learn a lesson or two from this. They can try to fuck with our minds and loot us, but at the end of the day theres no amount of money that can stop say a fist or a bullet.

More like,
>everyone has forgotten about how shitty boomers were and most of the frozen people aren't even boomers
>they reliven our frozen bodies and we all sit together and watch the earthset as we tell many a cautionary tale of the folly of the Baby Boomer

>Archie
>the kod was named Archibald or some shit like that

Damn it gets better

haha no. The bouncer isn't there to suck your dick. There is a huge difference between hired muscle and customer service employees. As this story illustrates, being able to tell the difference can literally save your life.

If he slapped a girl he would probly do more jailtime than he is for killing that boy. Thats how much our justice system is a fish smelling, cheese infested vagina of feminist privilege.

Dude, if bouncers killed everyone who talked shit to them there would be about 2000 murders by bouncers a night.

Even though I think the punch was an overreaction, I cant seem to find any sympathy for that kid.

SANJOU HISSHOU SHIJOU SAIKYOU

Yeah, but as this shows, accidents happen.

Also, to answer op.
Just be like scarface and snort a mountain of coke. Tony montana did it and he could take bullets.

JAN KEN PON

>Don't deliberately antagonize people with significantly less to lose than you.

but those jews and politicians doin it just fine

Should I pick up smoking? I don't want to die when someone bums me a cigarette and I don't have any to give because I don't smoke. People get punched for that

Is that falcon punch or sonic blast man?

>all women are whores, except my mother. but let's not forget that she is also a woman. - napoleon

100% his fault.....you dont get mad at the scorpion for stinging you....you learn how to handle the scorpion..

Also, is this vagina proof that hitler didnt go nearly far enough?
I bet this girl ends up with major stds
Sort of like a hitler call of duty martyrdom.

Would be cool except the french are socialist faggots.

muh based quebecois

just dont ever be surrounded by poor people

>Bouncer is an employee tho. They are supposed to take shit from customers.

That's jewthink. Honor isn't for sale.

/thread

Oh my.

Hahahahahahahahaha. Wear a helmet next time tard....oh wait....

Good lesson in life to shut your fucking mouth and be humble imo

Sorry guys, fairly obvious this was written by the ex-boyfriend, who presumably still has her facebook login info.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISAAAAA

haha posh boy got rekt

ripparino, faggot

Wear pic-related everywhere, and hire a body guard.

>because you are an employee you need to bow down and suck dick
Kej. People like you are entitled, then you wonder why mass shooters exist.

This bitch deserves a stoning.

Wonder if just looking like a little bitch is enough to make woman want to cuck you

He's saying you're an idiot who doesn't make sense. How could that be hard to understand?

This is so over the top that it has to be fake. Only MGTOW or those who got friendzoned probably made this up since they've become bitter due to the constant rejection from women. Top kek

Odds are this dude was drunk as fuck, probably on coke or mdma, acting aggressive towards a bouncer because denied entry. "Youll work for me one day" followed by "you piece of shit bouncer faggot let me in or you'll pay for it". Shoved, drunken retard falls and cracks his head.