What are some good vegetarian recipes?

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The majority of what I cook and eat is vegetarian and the majority of /that/ is vegan, so about half to two-thirds of my diet is vegan. And it's pretty tasty, IMHFO.

>egg
>vegetarian

Half of two-thirds is one-third you mongoloid.

Eggs aren't animal flesh...

I am pro life, that egg had the potential to become a chicken.

Y'ain't the brightest there, are ya champ?

Unless there were a cockerel present, no, it did not. Eggs just happen, whether fertilised or not. And if unfertilised, they will never have the potential to become anything other than delicious, delicious food.
Having raised hens for eggs in the past, I can tell ya that depending on breed, they just drop'em anywhere and don't have even a quarter of a fuck to give about it. They care if they go broody and try to incubate, even an unfertilised egg, but that doesn't really happen much in most egg-laying breeds. Even then, you just get'em wet with water and the hens forget about the eggs all over again.

Most western vegetarians include eggs as a vegetarian food. As I'm not a Copt nor Abyssinian, nor a Hindu or Buddhist or Jain, eggs are fair game and delicious. Then again, I'm not even vegetarian anyway, so it really doesn't matter.
So, because you seem to think eggs aren't vegetarian, can I try to guess what kind of mudskin you are? Pooinloo?

3 (you)s in 1 post. I must have broken a record. Also, I am Aborigine.

Falafel gyros with tzatziki and feta

>filthy abo
That's why your understanding of the written word is so awful, I guess. Did a dingo eat your English coursework?

Nah, my wife's son ate it. He's a vegetarian and only eats paper products.

You could say the same thing about semen, and I've met a few vegans who have no problem swallowing.

No recipes but some dishes for you to consider:
Quiches (Broccoli cheddar is godly)
Curries
Fry tofu in corn starch or bread it and then cover in your favorite stir fry sauce with vegetables or dump some general tsaos on that shit over rice
Salads (lots of veg, cheese, nuts, fruits, etc can go over well. Try spinach with strawberries pine nuts and goat cheese.)
There's honestly so many options if you don't limit yourself to veganism.

Semen aren't eggs you cuck

Go back to middle school biology. They're two halves of what's needed for a potential chicken.

I don't know why people post these images, like it proves anything.

I got hard seeing all of those (you)s

Got any extra?

Go back to elementary school English. I said they're not eggs. I didn't say that it wasn't essential. I said they aren't eggs.

Vegans don't eat honey?

Bees are fucking insects tho.

>elementary school english

But you don't learn about figures of speech, such as analogies, until later on. It's okay, you can come back in a few years and try again.

#savethebees

>vegetarian not vegan so dairy, eggs, & honey is ok
Who are you quoting?

If I eat too much meat I feel sluggish. I normally only eat one meal with meat per day, but I almost always have a protein source of some kind. Beans or whatever.

Tonight Im making spaghetti squash lasagna with garlic bread. I had vegetable soup for lunch (homemade) and I cant quit farting. Too much fiber.

I make a lot of bean dishes in my crock pot. You can make a pretty easy vegetarian chili.

Pic related, but not mine

What part of that is a lasagna?

>Having raised hens for eggs in the past, I can tell ya that depending on breed, they just drop'em anywhere and don't have even a quarter of a fuck to give about it. They care if they go broody and try to incubate, even an unfertilised egg, but that doesn't really happen much in most egg-laying breeds. Even then, you just get'em wet with water and the hens forget about the eggs all over again

That was your experience so Im not saying youre wrong at all, but Ive noticed the complete opposite. My birds seem very picky.

I have about six different breeds of chicken as well as turkeys and two different types of duck. Every single one of them lays eggs in the coop, and only two out of the (maybe) ten egg-laying females are broody. We have a seperate area for the ducks though.

Pic related is me and one of my turkeys.

Dunno. Thats just what the recipe said. Now that you mention it its not a lasagna at all. "Spaghetti Squash Bowl of Shit" would be better.

Hope it turns out ok : /

It does look good, though. Post pictures later if you can.

Sure. The squash just came out of the oven. Waiting for it to cool. You making anything?

Baked potato. That or steamed broccoli.

I just made this stir fry and its pretty good

>Bok choy
>cauliflower
>ginger
>garlic
>pine nuts
>spicy Szechuan sauce

Vegan-Fag here
Baked potatoes stuffed with white bean gravy, sauteed mushrooms, and a side of smoked pepper almond cheese (homemade) black beans, and avocado.
I usually blend a can of white beans with rosemary, olive oil, garlic, and pepper.

The squash was delicious. Looks a little bland but it was great

These look great. Recipies online or your own?

Forgot pic

I use this recipe for the almond cheese
landsandflavors.com/basic-almond-cheese/
I just add in my own spices and seem to prefer lemon juice over vinegar when I make the cheese. Smoked black pepper makes it. My whole family thought it was real cheese during Thanksgiving last year.
I didn't use a recipe for anything else, I just read you can use white beans to make a gravy and use whatever herbs I have on hand. Garlic for everything, tho
Roasted brusselsprouts would also be a good topping for a potato.

oh my god kill yourself

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