Just coped this with my crypto , was $15k. what now poorfags?

Just coped this with my crypto , was $15k. what now poorfags?

very nice

Bubbles? Blossom? or Buttercup? is that you?

This ones are nicer.

Is that really your Fucking hand mutant

why does your hand look like a boxing glove

fuck me OP, that's a stumpy hand.
Are you a middle-aged amerimutt woman?

You could have a lucrative career in sports massage.

You should really hit the gym mate. Even your hand is fat

what a waste of LINKs

Haha fatass

Another American ham hand, yuck. Have a serious word with yourself.

I kek'd so hard while sitting on a toilet that I genuinely squeezed huge shit in the loo

Buy yourself some fingers and stop eating them.

Rado, nice. Can't go wrong with Swiss. Pic related, mine.

Are you wearing a boxing glove?

HAHAHA what a pos watch OP. I mean wow thats just awful. Could have gone for a classy investment with a high end omega or decent rolex but hahaha if you payed 15k for that I just cant hahaha

There are no visible knuckles
Let that sink in
Even in fist mode you cannot see the knuckles
Take that watch off its not doing you any favors drawing people attention to that blob of fat you call a hand
Eat a salad mate

Could you at least try, you lazy faggot?

Not any better dude you should've spent that 15k on a new hand. Chop that Fucking thing off

>fat_shavedhand.tiff

kek. Nice meme you got there.

What do all your crypto gains mean if you'll die from cardiac arrest within the next 5 years? Chubby fuck

I had to look at this several times. At first i thought you were born with some kind of deformed club for a hand?

But then i realized you were just making a fist! A big disgusting, ham fist.

GOD DAMN are you fat OP

Holy fuck your obese hands make me feel ashamed to be a burger. Like how do you let it get to the point where you have no fucking knuckles.

hahaha fucking kek

>hey poor fags look at all that wasted money I can't reinvest! u jelly?!

I applaud you for using different tags to bait people OP, but the same hand is a dead giveaway.


On a side note, I can't believe people still exist that buy watches. Like, are those niggas retarded? Do they not have cellphones? Buying a watch is like bitches buying jewelry, only for women it's kinda natural to be wearing jewelry, if you're a guy what's your excuse?

Small dick, I'd wager

Shit taste.

you guys really think that shit is op? at least now i know who's buying chainlink.

No but it's fun to laugh at a ball-fisted guy wearing a woman's watch

got myself a new apple watch from the last cashout

Nice trotter

BIG
MEATY
CLAWS

I wonder if a ball fist would have more or less punching power?

at a certain point wouldn't it become like a mini wrecking ball?

Isn’t it really weird how much variation there is in human anatomy?

Like I’m looking at my sexy hand and then I look at that stump and I’m amazed we’re the same species.

>Do they not have cellphones?
I can see you either don't leave your house or live in a very good neighbourhood. The reason I wear a watch is to not get mugged. It's very common for ppl to ask for the time and when you pull out your phone they snatch it out of your hand and run away, or pull out a knife on you. There's even a joke that says
>H-hey man what's the time? .. No I mean what's the time on your phone?

Fuck I hate gypsies

Lmao this Made my day

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C O N C A V E

Holy shit how fat do you have to be to have a hand like this ?

the fuck is wrong with her face

lmao you fucking racist her face is a social construct

quit being a jealous mutt, this dudes CANNED HAMS probably fuck shit up, seriously imagine this guy just going ape shit on you, he'd likely kill you in seconds. seriously fucken throwin bombs

I thought it was already a stump

It's ultimately sad, though, isn't it? All the crypto in the world couldn't buy you an strong, sinewy attractive hand.

kek

Are you sure you live in a good neighborhood user, cause nobody ever "axed" me the time in my neighborhood cause pretty much everyone owns a phone.

Must be hard livin in the ghetto bruh

they could stop being fat, that would also work

Should've bought this instead, you tubby fuck. Only a retard or a retard billionaire buys a $15k watch.

rofl wouldn't wear ugly shit like that even if you paid me 15k

>What time is it user?
>Same time it always is- gofuckyourself o'clock

chandler guo

el mcdonaldino...

El gordo de las Americas...

These are strong ‘murican hands, europoors are just jelly

USA USA

Strong hands?

They look like they've been foraging for honey and fucked with the queen bee

fucking super mario hands kek

how's the life of an amputee treating you, user?

This is all I can think of. What a waste

lol I got this once.
>H-hey man what's the time? .. No I mean what's the time on your phone?
It's not a joke, it's real.

>Depreciating Asset

Lose weight fatty

My fucking sides

Nice t800 hands , fucking faggot

Bump for the larpers at the top of the catalog. This is the real watch thread.

Is it the watch that makes you disgusting and bloated?
Money better spent on a personal trainer next time guys

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Get the fuck out of here you fucking butterfingers fat fuck.

Noone gives a shit about your useless watches. Buy yourself something thats actually usefull and has worth.

Btw, good luck beeing raped by taxes from probably investing all you got in crypto into a fucking watch.

The state of coinfaggots.

Luke Skywalker, dipshit.

>(you)

Being fat means you have enough money to eat good every day, this is mine poorfags

>Just coped this with my crypto

no you didn't, your reposting a pic you found to get "urgghhh your hand comments"

How dare you insult a lady. She's most certainly not.

el mano del diablo

Nice, check mine out.

sick shit, bro
rate mine

Do not put watches on giant Japanese salamanders please.

Los pezuñas del goblino

k3k

El ogro de las tinieblas

El abominacion

holy shit

You are so much fat.

top fucking kek
thank you user

WHY is that piece of shit watch wrapped around a baked potato?

>Just coped this with my crypto

nice copy fatty

ugly as fuck lol. gold watches are for fat grandpas

bitch this one is like 500$ max on jomashop. what a shitter haha kys should have gotten a Tag heuer for this price or longines AT LEAST

this

You wasted 15 grand on a fucking watch. Congratulations.

chkd trooth

M8, they’re so fat that even their knuckles have a thick layer of lard caked on them. The only thing a hand like that is gonna be punching are the vending machine buttons.

why you put the watch on your ankle?

forget the watch sir, that ham can feed my family of 8 for mani mani months sir

These have to be photoshopped. There's never any knuckles. Still hilarious though.

Goddam I love you guys. We're going to be rich

>2020-2
>using a strap
I had a flat magnet inserted in my wrist in order to go strapless

>Rolex
>Paying 10 grand for a watch
Good goyim

>Not implanting the whole watch
Get with the times gramps

I know this is a larp but holy cow that watch seriously looks like it’s cutting off circulation severely. This woman is at risk of tremendous health issues.

True meta:
>buy bagelsport
>get mugged
>here, i dont have much but I'd rather lose my rolex than my life.
>give bagelsport to mugger