Buying Crypto Anonymously???

I'm new. I thought crypto was supposed to be anonymous?

Exchanges like Coinbase: Require ID

Bitcoin ATMs: Require ID

Paxful/Purse.io: Huge 20% markup

Why is this so difficult?

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So you can't launder your fucking criminal money.

No, I'm just a libertarian. I thought BTC was an anonymous currency.
If I'm wrong, fine.

>I thought BTC was an anonymous currency.
It is as long as you make transactions on the blockchain and forget about cashing out to fiat.

There are ways. Just get a friend and buy crypto right from him. It's win-win situation: he'll sure like to cash out, and you want to buy crypto.

I don't want to cash out to fiat.

just shuffle your gains through monero once or twice and you keep everything else that your are not going to trade on your cold storage afterward and you should be fine.

also never share your private keys with anyone else not even your gf.

...and take some serious precautions to make sure no one can connect any of your wallet addresses to you.

>in-person
Yes, this is the only way it looks like.

With localbitcoins cashing in and out can be done p2p with cash.

1. Buy BTC with fiat
2. Buy XMR with BTC
3. ?????

Take monero as payment on the deep web and send it to binance or kucoin for trading

How can you call yourself a libertarian but still rely on big government regulated organization? You are just too stupid for market liberty.

holy fuck imagine looking like him
jesus christ

>I don't want to cash out to fiat.

Having all that pussy would be an empty and unfulfilling life user. You don't want that power.

>big government regulated organization
which one?

so what's the best way to cash out a few fiat without the gov knowing?
let's say i want to withdraw 5k/month how do i hide that

lol

Do not use local shit coins I was scammed by a gook in vietnam and western union im sure in like 2012. fuck local bitcoins so hard

pseudonymous

Any exchange that adheres to laws concerning identification, taxation etc.
In a truly free market there would be no place for people like OP who can't think for themselves because it's "hard". They'd mostly end up slaving for government-like Mega-Corps with no freedom or money. I'm not a libertarian myself but I can't stand people following meme ideologies where they'd obviously loose more than they would gain.

Just look at this shit. I'm even amazed he survived long enough to use the internet as I assume that he would regularly forget how to breath.

>believing this

Localbitcoins you fucking newfag

holy fuck that guy is good looking

>I'm dumb enough to fall for scams
>I need the government to hold my hand or I will make poor decisions
>Competent people need to pay for my poor decision making abilities

He very likely has a gifted level IQ as well.

>localbitcoins
So I have to trust another human being? Shit.

>trust

There is no trust involved if both parties stand to gain.

This Chad is way better looking than that Stacy.

And to lose when undercover agent busts your ass.

that's what a good looking woman looks like without make up and with wet hair, user

IKR, women are objectively overrated because of makeup.

absolutely

Dude looks literally perfect
His life must be fucking easy mode

>mfw I recently discovered that women have facial fuzz under their makeup
>mfw if you look closely some even have what looks like a freshly shaved beard shadow

Buy in localbitcoins and transfer to binance. Then you're an epic anonymous speculator.

That's literally every single argument that exists for communism/socialism.

It's called localbitcoin.

Chadonius used the big head cheat code in real life

Look on the bright side. He will never experience the feeling of accomplishment of being an ugly man and fucking a hot woman.

He is so far out of her league.

jesus christ that guy is like a male 10 and dating a mousy looking 6,5 what the fuck?

can we replace slootposting with aesthetic af chads?

Local bitcoins you dumb nigger

checked and being this new. please go back
>>>/reddit/

thanks for subtle shilling monero. it needs more credit than it gets i know. the time will come.

And neither will...

jesus fuck that guy is too looking for her.

>monero
ok how do I buy monero anonymously?

Will this work if you've already cashed out once?

You can directly buy XMR with fiat on Kraken

who is this gigachad

>dating
More like fucking her and 5 other FB's in rotation.

Fuck i found him

instagram.com/p/BKOZB-Hg9zg/?taken-by=adambardy

This is the epitome of Chad. He is the definition of Chad.

Can he be the new king of biz?
He definitely has some bitcoins and ripple

hes out with her in public so Id consider that dating

Wait for Payfair to come out in a month OP

...

Apparently he is loyal to his girl.

WTF how is he so fucking perfect

Please tell me he is a manlet

PLEASE

hes from fucking slovakia
a country crawling with hot mdel bitches
WHY THE FUCK IS HE DATING THIS MEDIOCRE BITCH??

if this is not the definition of chad then i dont know what is
Probably because she was his highschool sweetie and they experienced teenage love together. Nothing can break a bond like this. Other than that i dont have an explanation. He probably deflowered her also

How much ETH for a vial of his semen so I can impregnate my girlfriend with it in secret and then raise his child?

so let me sum this up
>10/10 chad
>lives in white ethnostate
>shacked up with highschool sweetheart
>wholesome af live

jesus this is depressing to look at
WHY CANT I BE THIS GUY?

This mans face could end all wars

Pretty sure he's allin on tron

Yea dude basically won at life. Whats even more is that he lives in some shithole where looks like this are rare af.

>you are invited for an interview at a financial firm
>you are in a waiting room with this guy

what do you do?

Not sure why you would crop the image

...

is this Veeky Forums?
Do you have link to the original thread?

Why is life like this.

the guy is ripped af
probably has a humongous cock as well
brb Im gonna off myself

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thanks

>be me
>semi-retarded
>pasty skin
>balding
>cant build muscle mass for shit
>no jawline
>small cawk
>suffer from depression and anxiety attacks
>see this thread

why you have to post chad chaddleton here its cruel af anons

what will happen when these 2 have a kid

that bitch will seriously drag his genetics down
even in that pro picture with lightning, makeup and probably photoshoop shes nothing special
slovak Chad should get a legit 10 to have kids with

We can't let Chaddisimo's genes get watered down by that thot's mediocre eggs.

what will happen when these 2 have a kid

she is not mediocre wtf are you talking about. She is perfect for him

I'd breed him with this. You need to preserve that sharp looking eye area.

Why are you jealous of him? You know nothing about how happy he is. His probably some plastic airhead anyway. I promise I feel more happiness than this bloke just by meditating and practicing my presence. I might be single and slightly less handsome but I'd trade that away for a happier life.

Jus find a better way of buying in retard

Even craigslist pimps sell btc now

that guy looks happy af user
I dunno about you but Im a balding fuck in my 30s crippled by depression and anxiety attacks
so yeah Im jealous

Why do you feel the need to think he's unhappy?

>airhead
>Adam Bardy Guard of Honor of the President of Slovak Republic Based in Bratislava, Slovakia Karate brownbelt bjj whitebelt
>is building a house by himself
jesus fucking christ WTF is he a droid or something? How can a human be this perfect????

>lifts
>swims
>climbs
>travels
>surfs
>rides bike
>bjj and karate belt
>in military
>is a model

And thats only what we know about him from instagram

Humans as perfect as him do not exist

just knowing that this slova chad is alive and sharing the same planet with me is enough to make me wanna kms

lol this

WTF... He is literally building a house with his own 2 hands.
instagram.com/p/BfEV0dEhvmj/?taken-by=adambardy

I dont fucking know. This dude deserves an award for being the most perfect human or something like that. Even if its made up. I am so fucking motivated by him. My life is a fucking waste compared to his and because of that, from tomorrow i will start doing shit. Reading more books, maybe start learning guitar and martial arts, sprinting or some shit that will make my life more interesting. Fuck cryptos and sitting near a screen all day. This wont make anyone happy

And whenever i will lack motivation i will just look at his insta

>so fucking motivated by him
me too. I'm going outside today.

Dont completely give up crypto, but hey enjoy the journey of bettering yourself and learning a skill

What is the purpose of shuffling through monero?

the ultimate chad

>monero
transactions are private, supposedly

to launder the money dum dum

THIS

uber chad does whatever he wants

also
>has a dog raised from a puppy

Proof he isn't all brawn

He is a soldier and does martial arts
Do you believe you could have a convo with him?

This guy is literally the Chad of all Chads

>dating

He fucking married his childhood sweetheart and is building a house with her