I get fucking enraged by any soup that isn't pureed. The word 'soup' literally comes from the Latin 'Saltanis Oich Unaris Puree' which means 'Food Blended'. SOUP does not have fucking chunks in. Soup with chunks has a name. Stew. Stew. Soup has to be pureed.
I will never eat anything described as a soup with chunks. I do not even dip bread into my soup because if the bread falls into the bowl I am then eating a stew.
Soup is soup. It is pure. When I eat soup I want to be able to slurp the soup. If I try to slurp a chunky soup I WILL CHOKE to fucking death. If I gave you a drink and you drank it and then choked on it it wouldn't be a drink it would be a CHUNKY DRINK. That isn't a drink just like thick soup isn't soup
If I order soup in a restaurant and it isn't a puree I make sure to take out every piece of food in the soup, then I place it onto a tissue and ask the waitress to have it blended. They often refuse so I often walk without paying.
Owen Roberts
I sure do love me some minestrone stew
Nolan Williams
Good to see you back, Irish Soup Guy
Asher Kelly
>not liking pot au feu lmaoing @ ur life
Hudson Smith
How autistic can you be over soup?
Asher Howard
I love potato soup. :^)
Henry Lewis
Son, you won't get any better unless you take the pills and do the therapy.
Connor Butler
Most autistic post I've seen in forever, words change meaning, it's ALL a meme you dip
Levi Diaz
>I get fucking enraged autsperg
Lucas Phillips
>I do not even dip bread into my soup because if the bread falls into the bowl I am then eating a stew.
What's wrong with eating stew?
Evan Ross
That isn't Latin. Even if it was, it wouldn't mean that.
Come back when you've learned to breathe through your mouth, you carrot-topped autist. You're adopted. No one loves you. No one is capable of loving you. A sufficiently advanced AI that is both capable of love and capable of ignoring everything about you that is repulsive to women would still rather be trapped in a paradox than love you.
You're still adopted.
Austin Mitchell
>Soup with chunks has a name. Stew. Stew. Soup has to be pureed.
I'm bored, so I guess I'll take your bait.
Stew is called stew because the ingredients have been stewed. Soup is a suspension of meat and/or vegetables in a flavorful broth. Being pureed is not a prerequisite.
Also:
Soup
Middle English: from Old French soupe ‘sop, broth (poured on slices of bread),’ from late Latin suppa, of Germanic origin.
John Collins
>t. Captain Autismo
Caleb Butler
>dislikes >lil wayne
I chuckled
Thomas Lewis
>I get fucking enraged by any soup that isn't pureed
just tell Mom about your rage then when you come up from basement for your lunch, soup will be pureed
Brandon James
OP is a double shitcunt for posting Reddit pasta. The rest of you are dicks for swallowing it.
Ryder Richardson
>Still has to earn his bacon Why is this so fucking funny
Brandon Cox
>the word 'soup' literally comes from the Latin 'Saltanis Oich Unaris Puree' which means 'Food Blended'
I hate to break it to you, OP, but there was a good thousand years between anybody spoke Latin and the invention of the blender.
Cameron Hernandez
>Spics trying to tell me how I am supposed to use my words
Good thing I don't live in fucking Spain or mexico
Jack Barnes
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William Young
bout to blen this soup up. took hekka long to git dun but i slow cookd it for 3 hrs. it gots bean and some grinded meat wit some black pepper n choloritzo fo dat flava. gone throw sum hot ass sauces on it an blen it up fuh soup n shit. mines look betta then yous soup. i aint even tripn on it tho breh
Bentley Long
>CHUNKY DRINK what is bubble tea
Jason Thompson
>enraged by soup
Evan Green
>copypasta
Oh great, another shitty forced meme on Veeky Forums
Ryan Cook
>'Saltanis Oich Unaris Puree'
Ok, I smirked a little. The rest is nonsensical rubbish. Fuck off.
Juan Price
Reddit copypasta at that. OP is indeed, a faggot.
Hunter Gray
You're twice the faggot for knowing it's from reddit
Nathan Taylor
Kill yourself
Connor Walker
The word soup comes from the Latin suppa which means "soaked bread". Thanks for the bait, it was delicious.
Luis Adams
>I do not even dip bread into my soup because if the bread falls into the bowl I am then eating a stew. Kek
Gavin Cook
Just because it says food blended does not mean it is bloody puree. Are you that stupid? To blend means to mix together well. It doesn't mean puree. You think blenders existed 80 years ago you stupid twat?
Nathan White
user, did you forget your pills again?
Logan Hill
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Kevin Price
Why are you replying to bait this obvious?
>You think blenders existed 80 years ago you stupid twat?
Nope, but they could produce the same effect using a mortar & pestle + a tamis.
Ian Long
i bought a car on autotrader. useless fucking site.
Nolan Ross
Time is of the now. we must rise up and be our best selves. hunt for your best self. good luck.
Robert Young
I think that everyone should have pets. Pets will keep you happy. Coming home to a pet is a good thing.
Samuel Nelson
when they used those tools, the word for that process was generally pounded, not blended.