Post what you're eating ITT

Is that cheese sauce or mustard? Either way, there's barely any of it compared to the chilli.

>1200 calories of ranch dressing

I don't get it. Does your mom buy all your food for you, maybe sending you am email or text on her way home to ask what kind of garbage you want to eat in front of your computer each night?

I'f you're actually leaving the house for every single meal just to pick up fast food/gas station food, why not get something good, or maybe learn to use your kitchen?

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looks disgusting

pizza that looks like that is so depressing

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what is that in the center? poop? coprophile?

sorry I don't have a smartphone atm, thats my webcam

bottom is sirloin steak, on it are three mushrooms stacked like a snowman.

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, where people drink beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and have a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fucking poverty meal on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot.

Whats up white boi

Rosemary & Garlic Rack of Lamb with a smokey sweet potato purée

>detoilet

Sounds nice, what goes into the puree?

omg lol i almost spilled my purple drank. you showed him, darkie!

Vichyssoise that I made last night.

For the purée:
Rendered bacon set aside the meat
Sweat 1 onion w/ S&P
Added 3 baked sweet potatoes no skin
In blender I had some half n half and parsley then added what was in pot then blend.
Strained through fine mesh strainer back into pot with butter, 1 whole lemon zest and half a lemon juice.

It was ok

this seems pretty accurate..took the words right out of my mouth user

Good ol pasta

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Freedom

You're an enigma

That plate is hilarious and I want it. Also, looks tasty

Do you lads wanna know what this disgusting bowl contains?

I ate it all btw , drunk at 4AM browsing Veeky Forums

looks like mayo, bbq sauce? french dressing? wtf were you eating bro

I think there's some honey in there too.

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I thought that was sweet and sour sauce

Rice mixed with 2% fat yogurt

Toppings:
BBQ sauce
Mayo
Sweet & Sour sauce
Thousand Island Dressing
French Dressing

You found some of them

No honey , it would become a THICC mix as the honey we have over here in Southern Europe is a bit too natural

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I nailed 4/5 of the toppings

I forgot to pick up crackers so I'll be eating it straight out of the cup. it makes an almost bearable dinner I guess

an ebony woman! show ass please.

Are those mushrooms fucking raw? You know they're inedible like that, right?

Just finished cooking this.

>That plain boring ass rice
meh

>raw mushrooms are inedible
LOL
go back to school little girl.

I'm following this recipe.

youtube.com/watch?v=ST_oMoaXCNg

It's got butter in it.

prevention.com/health/health-experts/ask-dr-weil-it-true-you-should-never-eat-mushrooms-raw

They won't kill you, but you get literally nothing out of eating them raw.

I'll fuck you

I can't believe he does one take for this shit.
>Little bit of cilantro
>puts a complete fuckload on

Isn't that the moron that serves fucking raw chicken?

>prevention.com
hur durr, those are different kinds of mushrooms you pleb.

>those are different kinds of mushrooms

JOOSY

>record scratch
>you're probably wondering how i got here...w-wait
>window closing in 3 seconds...

I vaguely remember a video of his where he was cooking chicken breasts and said they were done after like 5 minutes in the pan which was total bullshit. Did he actually make raw chicken to serve people?

I don't know, I've seen a clip of a fuck that looks just like him cutting open some obviously raw chicken and then acting as if it's cooked and taking a bite from it.

He's right you dumb fuck.

>Honestly thinks you cannot eat raw mushrooms
Go wash your boring dinner down with a glass of bleach.

Please show me where he specifies which mushrooms are bad to eat raw. I'll wait.

I never said you couldn't, but why the fuck would you?

Because of personal taste and recipes?!

But the texture and taste is awful when raw. It's like chewing weak rubber.

Morels

>Admitting to having such a weak palate.
I bet you put cream and sugar in your coffee too.

Mushrooms objectively taste better cooked. There are flavors that don't exist in the raw form. You're trying too hard.

>Mushrooms objectively taste better cooked.
Not always. Up your flavor palate and stop being a pleb.

Yes always.

>Says the retard that until 15 minutes was adamant that mushrooms were toxic if consumed raw.

This guy
Isn't me
I never said they were toxic, I said they were inedible. There's a difference. A major one.

are those covered in liquid crap? because chili sure as hell don't look like that.

Nope. I'm not that guy. There goes your only argument. Oops!

>Implying that's my only argument you uncultured swine.

Morels are toxic when uncooked. As are many other wild mushrooms. There are mushrooms other than the white button mushrooms your mom buys. Oh wait even those have hydrazines and should be cooked.

none of them even recognize a chili cheeser with onions from kfc/a&w

Laarb & Soup

How are you meant to eat the chili peppers in a dish like that? Cut them up yourself and mix however many you want in with the laarb, or just occasionally take a bite out of one? It's something that's honestly always confused me about SE Asian food.

Grossest shit I ever did saw

I made tuna casserole for the first time. I looked up like three recipes and then just winged it with what I had. I, and the other adults, loved it! Turned out great. Put spinach in, used cheesy ruffles for the top. The kid took one look at it and refused to even try it. Oh well, looks like she is just going to wake up super early tomorrow morning and Hangry as hell tomorrow, again.

Sippin' Dr, 'per

>letting your kids go to bed hungry if they don't eat what you prepared.

Toptier parent. Would raise children with.

You're a strange guy, man. I really hope I meet you some day

What the hell else are you supposed to do? Drive to McDonald's at 3am because your little princess is hungry but can't stomach a can of baked beans? My daughter tried that ONCE and never again. If my kids are hungry outside of designated meal time, they have to make something themselves with their OWN ingredients. I make them three meals a day, I can't afford to have them digging through the fridge during snack time. I've already taught my daughter, 7, and son, 5, to hunt and field-dress small game. There was a lot of crying through the learning process but they got through it. Now my kids can nail a cat right between the eyes from 100 yards away. They also know to inspect the liver for any potential disease. You must raise your kids like they're living in a fucking castle in the clouds. When the first nukes fall, my kids will be ready, and they'll be raising their own families with the skills I taught them. Survival before fun. That's our family motto.

explain difference, plzz.

This sounds like some lame copy pasta, but you cam never be too sure with some retards.

Oh my god I am so glad you were not my father.

Just chalk it up to autism. If their reaction is that extrapolated, it's autism.

Toxic means it will kill you dead if you eat it. Inedible just means not fit for consumption. Could be non-food things like a marble or whatever that will just pass through but otherwise won't make you sick. In the case of the mushrooms they're a little of both but you'd have to eat shit tons of the common supermarket variety to actually be poisoned from them. They're inedible in the sense that the body cannot digest raw mushrooms so you don't get any nutrition from them.

>making a fucking five year old field dress game
Jesus Christ user, that is way too young. A kid doesn't have an adult sense of morality at that age. Should have waited till at least ten years old.

Are you the same user who just yesterday tried to make boxed mac and cheese for the first time and added the butter and milk directly to the water, and then proceeded to burn the cheese powder when you tried cooking it with the dry nooldes?

Because "morality" will keep them alive in the upcoming nuclear civil war? I killed two birds with one stone teaching my kids this. The neighbor lady's cats stopped fucking around in my yard, and my kin learned to provide for themselves. After the shit hits the fan, your kids will be slaving away while my kids crack the whip above them.

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I can think of at least five things that are far more important than being able to hunt for SHTF.

both.
some people cut them up as they eat, some dip in sauce and take small bite. some dont eat at all like kid so I leave like this.

I've already taught them other basic survival skills. Right now they're going through Minimal Supply/Preparation Survival. They've spent the back few nights sleeping in the dog house with a blanket of leaves. If our house gets destroyed in the hell fire, they very well might be forced to take shelter in a dog house. The main purpose of this lesson is to teach them to seek comfort in uncomfortable places. If you can't fall asleep in a cold, wet, small shelter, then you can't restore your energy, and you'll have a harder time surviving once the sun comes up. Are you teaching your children ANY survival techniques? With the way leftist socialists are trying to run things in this country, shit is going to fall apart real soon. My kids probably won't even know how to drive when the first round of nukes hit, and God knows I won't survive them. They'll be on there own, and my teachings will be the only thing propagating the human race. Sure my methods are harsh, sure they act like they hate me, but this is all for the best. Please tell me you care enough about your kids to at least give them basic survival skills.

Um...no. Wtf?
If she is that hungry she will eat her dinner. I am not going to be one of those sucker parents making three different dinners for a bunch of Whiney spoiled kids. Fuck that. Bend to my will or suffer the consequences.

What if they legitimately try it and hate it? I can think of at least three things my mother made that absolutely disgusted me. I never had the guts to say so though.

If she tries a single bite of it, we can talk about it, but she goes to bed hungry 3 or 4 times a week, and most of the time she hardly glances at it, even if she excitedly helped me cook it. If there were specific things that she didn't like of course I would make allowances, but she's just being a spoiled brat. So she can be a spoiled hungry brat. I take pity on her by letting her have some milk before bed at least.
I really thought she would eat tonight, though. She loves noodles of all kinds, and there were motherfucking potato chips on them.

A lot of it has to do with looks. How old is she? My little brother went through a few weird phases when he was little. Would eat fucking broccoli but couldn't stand pizza and mac and cheese.

#MakeParentingGreatAgain

If it were me, breakfast would be last night's dinner, too.
I was raised to always clean my plate and to never waste food. If I didn't eat it, my dad ate it.