How do I stop gagging when I eat vegetables?

How do I stop gagging when I eat vegetables?
I can't even eat cooked carrots in public.

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kill yourself
you won't be able to gag on anything after that

Visualize all vegetables as dicks. You should be fine then.

Grow up

Cooked carrots are disgusting though. They're designed to be eaten raw.

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>they're designed
try cooked carrots and season them with bleach next time. that'll change your mind

I think about thia all the time, i hate cooked carrots with a passion but raw carrots are so damn good

Try carrots confit. Absolutely delicious

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Bite off a small portion and chew it, don't try to swallow them whole.

>not slowroasting carrots for hours so they become sweet and almost fall apart
wow senpai, it's almost like you have shit taste

Cover them with meat, works for me.

you are literally history's greatest monster

It will be fine once you turn 11 OP, don't worry.

My boyfriend used a "special technique" to train me to control my gag reflex.

I'm a guy btw ;)

make burnt broccoli with olive oil, salt and pepper. simple and super delicious

Carrots have such an odd flavor.

You're a faggot though OP, just suck them like a dick until you like them.

Try putting dicks in your mouth instead, I think they'll go down easier.

Have you considered chewing them?

Boiled/steamed carrots are pretty rubbish from my experience. Of course I'll still eat them.
It may just be my mother overcooked them when I was young though.
Look to asian methods if you want fast and easy ways to make vegetables more palatable.

makes no sense