Britbongs will defend this

why is there a donut covered in worchestshire sauce

>tfw: No Masonic cube in your Sunday dinner

Britbong here. Sunday roasts are great, but I have always preferred it simple. Usually a few slices of whatever meat I feel like having with carrots, peas and roast potatoes. A piled on roast really bloats me.

I'm an Americunt, and roast and yorkies is my favorite meal, would top the list for the last, so EABOD

SAVE THE GRAVY ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

Nothin' like a gud Sundee Dinnah me mon!

The only thing that looks terrible is all the gravy all over everything. Gravy is bullshit.

With peas.

>Britbongs will defend this.

Of course they will. If Britbastards defended leaving the EU, they'll defend fucking anything.

>cranberry sauce with beef

Yeah no

Motherfucker. Now I have to go out and buy stuff to make roast.

t. Buttblasted Eurowog

I hope you enjoy economic turmoil, Nigel.

>a country that conqured half the world cant possibly manage its own economy!
>they need the unelected jews to tell them what to do!
Fuck off

They haven't even left yet you retard.

roast-restaurant.com/menu/

The defence rests its case.

britfood absolutely sucks and I wish all UK posters were banned from posting on this board because even though that pic resembles something that looks palatable it is clearly a ruse to incite shit posting from people who cannot even speak their own fucking language correctly.

They call English roast beefs mocking this bland dish, but the jokes on them because it tastes fantastic
They eat cheese that smells of horse piss so no wonder our food seems bland

Only thing I would change is only have the roast potatoes not mash and it's missing brussel sprouts.

The roast potatoes and the Yorkshire pudding both look like Aunt Bessie's variety.

Neither compare to their authentic counterparts.

step aside bitches

aww yeah

They should, that looks fucking delicious.

Don't think much of the casserole but the meat looks 10/10

>Cheap processed yorkshire pudding
Why? Fucking waste of a good food

>Obviously cheap sugar laden gravy
It takes less than 10 minutes to make a really good gravy, why would you fuck that up?

>Uncooked broccoli
>Cheap looking mash without good fat content
>Microwaved potatoes
>Cardboard looking carrots

I wouldn't defend any of this. Learn to cook you fucking pleb

>uncooked broccoli

kill yourself

>Obviously cheap sugar laden gravy
You can tell that from a picture???
And you also?
I can't believe we have such esteemed gastronomes in our presence!
Although there's a good chance it's just faggotry.

Touche, but it still looks like cheap shitty gravy to me and I wouldn't expect someone eating cheap shitty processed yorkshire puddings to have a home made gravy to go with it.

It's quite clearly either a shitty pre packaged meal or a chain pub (whetherspoons etc) standard microwaved sunday roast

Show us your OC then, faggot.
:^)

>how many Michelin Stars?

>tfw work on the McDonalds night shift, full time
>Always tired as fuck when I get home on Sunday
>Live in a shitty apartment
>Can never be fucked to make a Sunday Roast
>Finally had a holiday last month
>went to my parents for a week
>was really, really looking forward to one of her roasts
>she isn't even a good cook, uses frozen yorkshires, granule gravy etc but still nostalgic and amazing
>comes to Sunday
>so excited
>sit upstairs until 3pm, which has been dinner time for 20 years
>something is wrong
>parents sitting at the table sniggering
>they have a bunch of McDonalds food packages
>look at my plate
>'we make you a McSunday user!'
>it is a sunday dinner made from mcdonalds
>hamburger patties cut into shape of roast beef
>fries crudely formed into balls to form roast potatoes
>carrot is just carrot sticks
>'gravy' is big mac sauce mixed with BBQ sauce
>yorkshire puddings are the square filet o fish patties folded into a cup shape
>stuffing is an Oreo McFlurry with the salad and bread from hamburgers mixed in
>my plate is the only one like this
>they watch me eat
>then eat their full roast dinners
>tfw I actually enjoyed it but felt bad for days

>And you also?

i was telling him to fuck off for calling it uncooked just because it's still green.

it does look like cornflour thickened packet gravy though.

>Garlic

Your opinion and already been disregarded by then anyway, but that was the final straw.

Pure, unadulterated, summer-faggotry.

It takes an hour of stewing to make good gravy, and that's if you happen to have bones/scraps to hand.

They went out of their way to make something special for you man

At least you enjoyed it

But roasted garlic goes great with a Sunday dinner.

It's been a week, you EU shills need to let it go.

It's funny because the Brexit is crashing every Euro economy but the British one.

So did a brit steal your girlfriend or what? You have issues with the bongs friend.

>casserole
That's clearly cauliflower cheese.

I thought cosplayers at first but then I saw the dragon bitch and the fact that there are no doubles as well as minor characters as opposed to everyone being the same fan favourite.

Does this happen to be a porn parody by any chance?

>Britbongs will defend this.

No I wont. That's a terrible attempt at a Sunday roast:

>Overcooked beef
>Horrible gravy that is almost certainly made from granules
>Roast potatoes have no colour on them and look like they were deep fried
>Veg is horribly overcooked
>Mash AND roast potato on the same plate

In addition the mash has clearly been scooped with an ice-cream scoop so probably came out of a packet and no doubt the Yorkshire pudding was frozen, too.

At a guess, that's from some £5.99 "carvery" pub. Awful.

>have no colour on them and look like they were deep fried

does not compute

also found it funny that one guy said the broccoli was raw and you say it's overcooked

Jesus fucking Christ it pisses me off when people unironically start debating Sunday Roasts. They're the same fucking jizzrags who start talking about what a "proper" Full English is.

Literal Italian-tier food mongery

Fuck off

>Deep frying introduces colour

No.

Also I can't help it if some other user is blind can I?

yes, deep frying introduces colour, it's actually very effective at browning. have you ever heard of fucking chips?

Why yes, just look at these deep brown colourful deep fried items.

Have you ever actually *seen* a real roast potato? Jesus fuck I bet you even deep fry sausages, don't you?

those are browned, just lightly browned. now look at these. rather brown, aren't they?

i am a fucking sunday roast king, you don't wanna mess with me son, and part of the reason i sit upon that throne is i understand how fucking browning works, now accept your fealty and go muck out the stables before i eunuchise you.

>those are browned, just lightly browned

And they came out of a deep fat fryer. Are you seriously pretending you don't know what chips from a deep fat fryer look like?

>i am a fucking sunday roast king

Yet you think a triple-cooked chip is equivalent to a potato that's been dunked in hot oil? You do actually deep fry your roasters, don't you? You fucking pleb. Jesus fucking Christ how disgusting.

a triple cooked chip is a chip that has had the moisture and starch crystallisation on its outer surface tightly controlled by a three step cooking process. this is done mostly to minimise the chance of the inside overcooking and disintegrating/drying out. the browning itself is just an inevitable consequence of deep frying the potato you double nigger. and no i don't deep fry my roast potatoes, but i wouldn't shit on anyone who did and i certainly wouldn't point at some pallid ones and say 'hurr durr they look deep fried kek' like an obstreperous buffoon.

>the browning itself is just an inevitable consequence of deep frying the potato

Yet are clearly not brown.

>i certainly wouldn't point at some pallid ones and say 'hurr durr they look deep fried kek'

So you wouldn't tell the truth? Those are *clearly* deep fried, and this shit. Those are shit potatoes. In the context of the rest of the shit on that plate, those are shit. Not just because they've been deep fried, but because it indicates a general lack of care and a general desire to cut corners and produce the cheapest plate of food possible.

you dumb nigger. browning happens when you take moisture away from something with sugars/proteins and apply heat. this happens very effectively in deep frying. the fact that it hasn't happened in those chips as much as in a roast potato has to do with the fact that roast potatoes are cooked as long as a fucking football match while chips are usually cooked for far less long. the comparison is stupid. deep frying browns potatoes. and it browns them fast.

Those look heavily browned but still kind of soft. Looks almost like they were put in before the oil had heated up. They don't look like they have the crunch you want in a triple-cooked chip or indeed a roasted potato.

> Looks almost like they were put in before the oil had heated up.

funnily enough, that makes basically no difference.

>this happens very effectively in deep frying.

Yet are clearly not brown.

That position looks pretty defend-able to me.

not because they've been deep fried. cook them for the same length of time and at the same temperature in an oven and i promise you they would be even less brown.

Right. So can we agree that the shitty potatoes in the OPs picture are deep fried in effort to save time & effort? We can? Thanks.

Roast dinner is badly done a lot of the time. Over cooked beef and vegetables, soggy potatoes and watery tasteless gravy. A properly done roast is hard to beat though

no, we can't. like no one would do that anyway, putting shit in an oven is easier than deep frying it.

>like no one would do that anyway, putting shit in an oven is easier than deep frying it.

lol user, lol

Like I said, it's a £5.99 "carvery" pub meal. It's been done as quick & cheap as possible. Quartering some spuds and dunking them in the fryer is about 10 times quicker than properly roasting them in the oven.

and you clearly don't know anything about kitchens either commercial or domestic

Anyone who won't defend pot roast is a lying piece of shit.

Okay.

I agree I would pair it with turkey or gammon because I'm cheap. If it was beef or lamb then I wouldn't use

>soggy Yorkshire pudding
>no thanks

Some butter but not much else

Including green lime jello?