33 years old

>33 years old
>5MM net worth from ethereum
>still no drivers license
>still a Virgin and never touched a girl
>tried to hit on girl at the cafe
>she introduces herself I begin to studder and panic
>literally couldn't get a word out. Sprinted out of the Cafe
>had pains in my chest and just walked home

You guys might think that this is a larp but it's not. I've been trying once a week to venture out of my house to try to become more comfortable around others in public. I've literally never had sex I still can't drive and I'm 33 years of age. I was fortunate enough to buy ethereum at 5$ and got in on a couple of good icos to get my networth.

I am unironically contemplating becoming an hero because there is seriously no point in going on in this world without a wife to love.

Can anyone here please tell me there is some light at the end of this tunnel of a miserable life?

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I'm almost 28 so I'm a bit younger but really who gives a fuck. Find a waifu, marry her. Fall in love with her, look at pictures of her and become obsessed, you'll stop caring about 3D

Keep putting yourself out there. Slowly it’ll get better. And I mean slowly

thats pretty pathetic user

You used to be me
You are now ahead of 90% of men for just having the balls to hit on a girl sober during the day
I hope it hurts, all great things do at first
One day you will be going out every day to a cycle of cafes, libraries and other places looking for a decent woman in this shit society
It took me two years, it was worth it
Be strong user

all you have to do bro is get out there and make small improvements in your life. start somewhere like studying for your drivers test. Start going to the gym and building up your confidence. the fact that you had the courage to go up to her and talk to her is fucking awesome, that in itself is an accomplishment that many biztards cant do. You got this Veeky Forumsbro

Not as pathetic as trying in vain to attain a lifestyle that you will never gain

I don't think you even have 5k

Don't do this op.

Buy some mdma on the deepweb and go to an underground rave / party

Did you cash out the 5MM?

find some value in your life. look at yourself in the mirror. if you were a girl would you date that person. out of shape? no personality? no sense of fashion? whats your lifestyle like? work on those aspects and slowly improve your life.

Chad reporting in. I'll give you sexual advice for 1 ETH


spend 50k on a therapist

don't focus on sex, focus on starting a family

i hope i can get as rich as u for mine

this. even just small talk with cashier's helps. Ask questions and try to be interested in their responses. Any hobbies?

Also chad here, OP just to be a dick to this other user I'll give you sexual advice for free. What you want to know.
>t. Virginity ship sailed at 14

Make a schedule and keep up with it. Work on yourself by eating right and exercising consistently. Join a group/ club that have similar interest (it'll make finding someone easier). You have to put yourself out of your comfort zone to feel better.

Once a king called upon all of his wise men and asked them, “Is there a mantra or suggestion which works in every situation, in every circumstances, in every place and in every time. In every joy, every sorrow, every defeat and every victory? One answer for all questions? Something which can help me when none of you is available to advise me? Tell me is there any mantra?”

All the wise men were puzzled by the King’s question. They thought and thought. After a lengthy discussion, an old man suggested something which appealed to all of them. They went to the king and gave him something written on paper, with a condition that the king was not to see it out of curiosity. Only in extreme danger, when the King finds himself alone and there seems to be no way, only then he can see it. The King put the papers under his Diamond ring.

Some time later, the neighbors attacked the Kingdom. King and his army fought bravely but lost the battle. The King had to flee on his horse. The enemies were following him. getting closer and closer. Suddenly the King found himself standing at the end of the road – that road was not going anywhere. Underneath there was a rocky valley thousand feet deep. If he jumped into it, he would be finished…and he could not return because it was a small road… the sound of enemy’s horses was approaching fast. The King became restless. There seemed to be no way.

Then suddenly he saw the Diamond in his ring shining in the sun, and he remembered the message hidden in the ring. He opened the diamond and read the message. The message was- “THIS TOO SHALL PASS”

Honestly, I'd rather be a 3rd world pajeet than be in your situation. Use that money to help get you a life coach or something.

you dumb fuck trained your brain to have an anxiety disorder. see a therapist. you have to confront your fears in small steps, then you will be fine in 6-36 months.

The King read it . Again read it. Suddenly something struck him – Yes ! This too will pass. Only a few days ago, I was enjoying my kingdom. I was the mightiest of all the Kings. Yet today, the Kingdom and all his pleasure have gone. I am here trying to escape from enemies. Like those days of luxuries have gone, this day of danger too will pass. A calm came on his face. He kept standing there. The place where he was standing was full of natural beauty. He had never known that such a beautiful place was also a part of his Kingdom.

The revelation of the message had a great effect on him. He relaxed and forgot about those following him. After a few minutes he realized that the noise of the horses and the enemy coming was receding. They moved into some other part of the mountains and were near him.

The King was very brave. He reorganized his army and fought again. He defeated the enemy and regained his empire. When he returned to his empire after victory, he was received with much fanfare. The whole capital was rejoicing in the victory. Everyone was in a festive mood. Flowers were being showered on King from every house, from every corner. People were dancing and singing. For a moment King said to himself,” I am one of the bravest and greatest King. It is not easy to defeat me. With all the reception and celebration he saw an ego emerging in him.

Suddenly the Diamond of his ring flashed in the sunlight and reminded him of the message. He open it and read it again: “THIS TOO SHALL PASS”.

He became silent. His face went through a total change- from the egoist he moved to a state of utter humbleness. If this too is going to pass, it is not yours.

The defeat was not yours, the victory is not yours. You are just a watcher. Everything passes by. We are witnesses of all this. We are the perceivers. Life comes and goes. Happiness comes and goes. Sorrow comes and goes.

Fuck all this advice is terrible. Do your self a favor, cash out a little eth and get just get a few hookers. If you're nervous start with just a blowie, you'll be fine. You'll get confidence etc... What the fuckin fuck, if I had 5m I would live with my dick in a hooker's mouth for a few months.


You send me 1 ETH

I send you gf’s titty pics

I’ll chad 4 you, user


What I'd do is put most of the money in an RSP and keep just enough to live good experiences on a regular basis for a few years. I'm thinking hiking, travelling, parachuting, etc. These are just off the top of my head, but maybe there's stuff like this you've been waiting to do? But first of all I'd start with an escort, try to find one who is beginner friendly. The other stuff is meant to distract, but the sexual/romantic urges might creep up on you when you do it, and I feel like this would be helpful in alleviating these thoughts. After doing all that, if I was still bored, then yeah I'd probably off myself, but it's my opinion. I'm younger and poorer, and most other anons probably have more experience than me, but I felt like writing anyways.

This. 3D Whores cannot love you. You'll go through the same stages of pain as any other man

>meet slut
>She's nice to you at first
>Woah! She's the one!
>Get married
>Sex vanishes immediately
>Get divorced
>wtf man I should have listened to Veeky Forums and married my waifu

Small steps, user. Start by getting your drivers license. Driving is fun.


>she introduces herself I begin to studder and panic
>literally couldn't get a word out. Sprinted out of the Cafe

kek, want to know a nice trick? Just pretend you're talking to a cute boy.

>Neet with intense social anxiety just happened to have ~$20,000 USD lying around to put into Ethereum back when it was a complete and utter meme.

2/10 Larp.

>I've literally never had sex

Get a hooker dude seriously. Get an expensive one that understands your situation beforehand.

>>she introduces herself I begin to studder and panic
>literally couldn't get a word out. Sprinted out of the Cafe
>had pains in my chest and just walked home

I promise you that you get a little better every time. Personal anecdote but I went from stuttering at an ugly muslim bitch to wheeling two girls that were 4 inches taller than me and getting one's number. I had them captivated. That was over a month period. You just need to keep approaching and soon you get comfortable in the discomfort. Everything is bad at first.

I saw a guy who could barely throw a punch and half a year later, his jab is pretty slick. GAINS OVER TIME. You can do it buddy, but don't give up on yourself or you deserve all the misery in your life.


Go see a shrink. Find a good one. It will take time but all good things do.

Pick up some hobbies that get you exercising and keep you healthy. You will meet people that way.

Don’t focus on meeting “the love of your life”. That will come naturally. Just talk to people and get to know them. Be genuinely curious, but don’t stress if it doesn’t Work out. Most won’t. Do you get nervous talking to your grandma? Probably not. Why not? Cuz you aren’t trying to fuck her. Take that approach when meeting new friends.

When you meet a girl Never let her know your net worth until 6 months after she says “I love you” for the first time.

Good luck. Your gonna make it

OP if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, nothing difficult can be achieved alone. You need mentors and coaches. You have money so you can buy the best. Why are not buying the best escort, personal trainer, shrink, dietitian, business coach, personal chef, smart drugs, PUA coach, plastic surgery, etc? Money can solve almost all of your problems but you have to supply the work.

Go to a 3rd world country and bring back a wife.

i'm older and have no driver's license, it's a deep shame so it makes me weird. so there's too ways around it, accept it and tell people you never got it or go and get it. that's one pillar of weirdness removed.
i'm poor hoping to make it. i met my wife overseas and we have a kid together, (no not a gold digger because i don't have much).

at least you have the money faggot, plenty of us are like you except we are even more depressed due to forced wageslavery

and so it begins. normies blog posting help lessons

it doesn't even have to be third world it could be moldova/ukraine or some shit like that. look at all the rich chinese scooping up Russian wives. everyone knows about asia but you could get a nice wife from latin america or a hot 56%'er from South Africa.
anyway i think OP maybe larping he only has one post.

Do that thing where you lean on your sports car and pick up on chicks walking by. There are videos on youtube of it working.
Worth a shot..

if you are wealthy enough to not have to work and never need to leave the house then you should join a gym, not to get in shape but just so you can be comfortable in public places.
The nice thing about a gym is 90% of the people there dont want to talk with anyone, and then you also get to look at some eye candy there too.. who knows maybe you end up talking just a few words here or there, a hi/hello, time goes by you help spot her or something whatever.
May as well try it, sounds like you have nothing to lose from it.

invest in robot waifus

ok brodda, I know how you feel (minus the 5m net worth)

Everybody has a good life except for you it seems, this shit isnt fair. I know how you feel. Now take that feeling, it feels like shit right?, and turn it into pure hate and energy. You have 5m, before you an hero at least do some traveling and see some cool shit before you go. I need to wake up at in 6 hours and i have insomnia and cant sleep ever, at least take advantage of being able to be NEET and do something. If you are still feeling to weak to go outside, try some meditation. A combination of guided meditation and straight breath awareness is probably a good place to start. Guided meditation is good if you have a specific goal in mind.


Something like this might seem pretty corny but give it a shot.

Also, 25yr old (non escort) virgin here. 33 yrs old without sex ever, your dick probably won't know how to respond if you're ever with a real woman. You should try paying a good escort a lot of money to do multiple sessions with you while you slowly build up in sexual intensity and intimacy and are able to talk to women no problem. This last piece of advice might be the most life changing to you. Also, get your license faggot, its easy. If you're scared just get a driving sim with a steering wheel attachment to practice on since you're loaded.

Tinder bro. Or get a solid wingman and hit the town. It's all mental and confidence. You should feel good about earning that kind of money so young, most never come close to that. Sounds like you may benefit from talking with someone, I've seen shrinks and it helps to just have an impartial party to listen and get that shit off your chest. Also, go to the gym. Eat a big breakfast every day (Listen to Jordan Peterson for a couple weeks).

If you're near Boston hmu. Or if this resonated with you and you want to donate to me, don't. Send it here and become immoprtalized as the a contributor to the greatest political upheaval in history. Just make sure to screencap so we can revel in your glory.

im also in the same situation as you and stacked , maybe we can be friends?

>>she introduces herself I begin to studder and panic

Good! Now do this 100 more times.
I guarantee you you'll get at least 5-10 numbers even if youre ugly/socially retarded.

>5MM net worth from ethereum
Go to Rome, Barselona, St. Petersburg, Berlin, Tokyo. The world is your oyster faggot, explore it and taste what it can offer. Allocate 50-100k to property enjoy travelling and spend three weeks in each city.

Give me your money and I can have more fun with it

agreed, travel is not a meme it's a way to get your dick wet. even easier if you have money.
trust me look at my ID you'll get a GF

God if I had your money I could do so much better than you with it sadly.

Women are not the be all and end all. For fucks sake I have genuine autism and I'm married. Find a fucking hobby outside of your house and get to know women as friends before try to stick your icky dicky in them. Go to church, take dance classes, take a short course at college, find a bar you like drinking at. go to a convention. Or....skip all those simple solutions and pointlessly end your fucking life over something as pointless and available as FEMALE GENITALS! Retard.

LMAO I was expecting "buy chainlink"

Trying to give 2.5MM to some used up whore that will divorce rape you. Get drunk and go to a whorehouse. Stop playing with fire trying to date western women

Stop trying to be other people. Just be you OP. I don't have a driver's license (I'm 35). And I don't want one. I refuse to get one. Cars should be automated and not produce toxic fumes.

I've never touched a girl either. I fuck men instead.

Who do you want to be user? What do you like?

Donate it instead to the trump impeachment fund

Whatever larper.

if you ain't larpin GET A HOOKER.

and if your worried about the skeezy's off back page
Get a really expensive one.
fuck, shut up dude, about being a virgin. No one's fault but your own.

No shit,

spend a measily 200K, get ferrari or lambo

Roll up to coffee shop.

Bitches be begging to dick you.

5 mil. FUCK OFF.

exposure therapy.

try working sales user. you'll be forced to talk to people, and worse yet, persuade them to purchase something you're shilling.

never heard of theeroticreview?? Have fun getting scammed off backpage or at the best paying $300 for a condom bj, lol.

Just keep going out. You cant have success without failure. When life seems hard, HODL

you could literally just say hello, and go from there.

now give me my internet neet bux

eth: 0xC29c760432ed6aCe438E487F2769EeADB6aa9d68

300 dollars for a BJ. least he had "sex"
or start there of.

back page advice

Soon as you call ask if it's an agency. if it is, hang up
Their scam is to charge you 200 or whatever. And then the girl gets to charge her price
200 or the moon.

Fuck that.

Ask if shes' an agency if she's not. She's good to go.
Ask her straight up "how much of a gift do you want"
this removes the liability of a cop. You arent' paying for sex.
Sex is free, but your giving her a gift.

Go to therapy 1x a week.

Trust me you stupid motherfucker. I have experience with this shit. That is a horrible idea when you could just pay $30 for a one month membership of theeroticreview and literally read reviews of all the good escorts in the area and pick the best one and you;ll know its legit. Also, he should take my advice I gave in my other post. He will be too nervous to get it up first time, I gaurantee it (I speak from experience faggot). He needs to get comfortable first so hes gonna need multiple sessions with the same girl. Hes obviously loaded so it doesn't matter how much that costs.

mate just be yourself lol. work on being a better person, its fun to be a shitty person online but its more fun to be a good person irl. go find a hobby and just socialize more, realize that people really don't care about you unless you give them a reason to. good luck user

Where u located bro, ill teach u to drive and ride motorcycles and to chat up the wimmenz

>nice larp faggot
With 5mm net you would fuck so many 9/10 escorts you would be used to talking to hot woman. That and have a chef and personal trainer etc etc just fuck off. If you can't get laid and get your shit together you are far beyond a weak peasant beta faggot. Just an hero and donate the coin to a humanist org.

>talked to a girl
I was at chickfila with my dad and the cashier giggled when I went through the line twice
I make a comment saying "I don't know what was so funny" and my dad just looks at me and laughs.
Some people have a certain destiny, user

I hate that pic

When you're suicidal, you don't get the urge to bother visiting some shithole country or any of that stupid shit, you just want to kill yourself.

I don't get you fucking losers. You people are the type to go full m'lady if any girl even looks at you

If you want to fuck a woman go hire an escort. or go tijuana. everyone gets laid in tijuana.

With $5M, you can certainly afford driving school tuition and a decent car.

If you plan on chasing women seriously, you'll need wheels.

THERAPY! It'll save your life, trust me

Send me your ethereum, it'll make us both a lot happier.

this. 26 and still at home with no girlfriend while wageslaving my cucks off.

Literally do this. As for sex, just buyva sex bot/sex doll. 3D is overrated

It’s really not that hard to get a girlfriend. I’ll let you in on a secret. Woman want confidence. Men who can’t even muster up the courage to speak to me BYE no time for that don’t care how much $ in your bank account. Rather date a construction worker who is sure of himself than a man with millions who can’t even look me in the eyes. So yeh therapy probably start there. Sounds like you can afford it.

You could easily purchase a wife with that kind of money. No need to disclose your holdings or their value. Since it's all in crypto, it doesn't exist and can't be taken from you in a divorce as long as you're smart and keep your mouth shut. On the other hand, you can purchase anything you want whenever you need to.

im 23, never experienced love, be it parental or with a partner, I hate my life, depressed, angered and frustrated, and I'm a poorfag to top it off

Get an easy job like a server or something user. Work the weekends and tell them you have a 9-5 during the week so they'll fuck off with trying to hour rape you.

900k stack of NEO here.

Go out and look for the enjoyment in things you generally don't enjoy. Force the world to prove itself to you instead of assuming its correct.

>900k stack of NEO here.
nice larp faggot

Go on grinder and just pretend it's a girl fucking your ass.

dont listen to this faggot shit, get a gym member ship and start releasing some endorphins, also do yoga, its 95% women, like 60% are hot af but all of them have nice ass bodies so you would def fuck them all, it this isnt a larp then striking up a convo with crypto shouldnt be a problem at all, i just got some shit notarized at the bank and this older thicc latina notary was asking me all kinda questions eventually i got tired of sitting there and just got her card, its that easy, if you can amass 5mil then i can help you get laid, and dont buy a hooker its fucking disgusting and degenerate

cash out 4 mill pay taxes on it, stop watching pron, work out, ask 1 girl out every day

Through repeated exposure your nervous system will learn that there's no threat and will stop freaking out.

You gotta get out there and start doing things, don't worry about the woman right now, you need to get some basic skills back in order.

Cash out some money, join some classes, see a therapist, Do you have any family? friends?

>Easier to become millionaire than get a gf


You make a good point. Very simple but often over looked.

Don't forget fapping to porn

You're me (31) but without the money. The money gives you a fighting chance...

I'm basically the same but with no money

I really hope that money helps to solve my sexual frustration :-(

Mu mu mu we dont care go die in a ditch faggot

How fat are you?

I hate hearing this. For a man, self improvement never ends, even after you acquire millions you have to take steroids and be entertaining clowns for women until they lose interest or find someone better and take half your assets. You guys are playing a rigged game.

Here's a hint. You've already made it, take your time overseas where your wealth actually has some meaning. Leverage your value as a provider in countries where the women are poor but beautiful, thin, and give you more chances than the girl in the West that has literally endless options in dick.

OP, get a fucking hobby or something dude, go start a business or try to create a masterpiece. Women are overrated as hell, your life shouldn't revolve around trying to stick your noodle in a hole for 3 minutes; that shit gets boring.

I refuse to believe people care this much about sex

>tried to hit on girl at the cafe
>she introduces herself I begin to studder and panic
>literally couldn't get a word out. Sprinted out of the Cafe
Let me give you a little hint.
Does this girl work at said cafe?
If yes, go back.
You just made her day.

This actually works for me. I might be autistic.

This is good advice seriously. 39 years old here I've been thru it. Wish i listened

God damn. A net worth of 5MM. You ever thought of going gay. I mean I'm no Chad but a lot of girls have told me I'm really good looking, but you know I'm a poor peasant because God never like making things things to easy.

Did you really delete your post to change a 9 to a 5 while leaving "things to easy"?

OP with your kind of money reserve a super high class hooker in Vegas. Inform them of your situation beforehand. If they're not into it then try another one. There are tons in Vegas. I'd suggest go out to a club with them, get drunk (but not like too drunk to fuck, yeah that's real) but do whatever you want, dance or just hang out. Hopefully you'll become more comfortable with them. Then go get your rocks off, hopefully they'd walk you through it if they know what to expect. That way when you're not putting it on a pedestal so much you probably won't be as weird around girls and you won't have no fucking clue what you're doing when you fuck a normal girl. If you're drinking a lot that's not gonna help the situation. Try exercising some, even small amounts. There's a reason chads pull women, it's highly chemical. You don't have to be a chad but it'll make a difference doing some regularly. Then get your ass on dating sites if you still haven't met anyone after a bit. I guarantee you'll find someone. Just don't fall in love with the hooker and don't tell anyone you date about your money until after they tell you they love you and it seems like they mean it to you. The money will shortcut your way to having a wife but you won't be happy.