I fucked up. I need 1k a month

Veeky Forums, I fucked up bad. I got drunk and bid on shit on ebay.

How can I make 1k a month in side cash?

I'm not kidding. HALP PLZ

Bump. I accidentally bought a 80 year old car.

Sell a kidney to the chinks. Better yet, sell both of them.

Where are you located?

uber

Florida.

I'm unironically thinking about starting a trucking company for hipster beer.

How long do you have to make the $1k you need?

I might have accidentally bought a 1935 ford Half Ton truck.

It's 10k and I'm going to need it to generate 300 a month in profit.

hahahahahahahahahhahaha

kneepads

Resell it you literal retard.

Resell and take a loss. Not worth it.

Honestly, when you see "Sperg Trucking LLC" on the road, you'll know it's me.

I'm trying to convince a few friends to come down and drive trucks for me.

The fuck do I do? All I can think of is running hipster beer around town.

>1935 ford Half Ton truck
WHY YOU DO THIS?!?!

I'll give you 1 Bitcoin to be my bitch

You always wear knee pads. You never know when you're gunna get into a gunfight.

We'll you can cut your losses and just resell it. that's probably the smartest route. You can try to use it to make money, but that would require time and probably additional money. I'm not too familiar with that truck, but you could use it to haul away junk from people's houses that they no longer want. If your truck is in great condition then sometimes people will pay you to drive them for a wedding/dance etc. Since your truck is old then it'll get a lot of attention you should put ads on the side of it, whether that be for your business or someone else's business.

just refuse to pay. the seller will drop the order instead of going through with ebay service

I'll haul whatever the fuck you want, so long as you pay 1 btc a month. Nothing illegal though, and no mileage restrictions.

been there done that

Fuck no cunt, I can flip this bitch EZ. I just need to learn how to float the payments.

>. I'm not too familiar with that truck, but you could use it to haul away junk from people's houses that they no longer want. If your truck is in great condition then sometimes people will pay you to drive them for a wedding/dance etc. Since your truck is old then it'll get a lot of attention you should put ads on the side of it, whether that be for your business or someone else's business.

Exactly what I'm trying to think of. I need light duty truck duties that need a "pretty" truck. I wonder if I can swing wedding and movie rentals.

we only pay in bitcoin cash. the real bitcoin

>Exactly what I'm trying to think of. I need light duty truck duties that need a "pretty" truck. I wonder if I can swing wedding and movie rentals.
This is far from my area of expertise, but you definitely need to play up the whole old timey truck thing. You yourself even need to dress a certain way when you're operating it. The whole shtick needs to be your brand, that's how you'll differentiate yourself from the others and stick out in people's minds, whether thats hauling hipster beer, renting it out for events or hauling away junk.

Become a fag or sell it to one. Want to talk to every guy around every time you stop anywhere ever? Drive a vintage truck.

That's what I'm working on and needing advice on.

I'm thinking some bullshit like Vintage Ads LLC or some shit.

AKA, cool eye catching trucks with your name on them for hauling products, or events, or whatever.

I'm already a fag. Pray for me.

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