Howdy partners

Howdy partners.

Wanna guess what's in the bag?

I'll give you a hint.

>kids these days are so obsessed with looking at their cellphones 24/7 that the mcdonald's marketing team actually puts a fucking cellphone on their bags now

That's probably more disgusting than whatever's inside the bag.

A double quarter pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries, and an ice cold coca-cola?

A sandwich

wow you ordered a slice of toast

OK

No memes, just lunch now

Yes.

A "Lone Star Stack"

>Lone Star Stack
How much for the sandwich?
I figure $3.50.
You could make 10 of those for about 6$

$4.50 for a single, $5.50 for a double. I think it's fair, it's quarter pound patties. Comes with bacon and grilled onions. I really don't even like McDonald's but this was OK for them.

You actually paid $4.50 for that? Looks terrible.

No, I paid $5.50 and got mcjewed on a beef patty. Should I go demand another one?

>I really don't even like McDonald's
>goes to McDonalds
why

Maybe he's on a long drive and didn't want to take the time to stop for real food. That's what I always end up doing, and then feel like shit afterwards for the next few hours.

Yes, and record the interaction. Post results.

Stopped to piss and buy tobacco products and noticed the McDonald's inside was shilling a new Texas themed thing that looked like a patty melt. Also I hadn't eaten all day. I'll generally avoid McDonald's unless I'm really hungry and it happens to be the only thing there.

Kek.

>where is the burger, we'll correct it and make you a new one
>show cashier picture of burger and receipt
>I ate the burger, now make me the right one

What should I get from McDonald's?

I want as much food for as cheap as possible but with decent taste

Well then get cookin bitch!

Nothing there is really any good my man. Some is just worse than others.

What? Do you think they wont do it?

Directions to the nearest Popeye's.

>You could make 10 of those for about 6$
and your fat ass would probly eat all 10 too, gratz faggot

It all tastes like garbage. Just order as many items as you feel like off the dollar menu and you'll still probably end up paying less than the price of a "value" meal.

user... do you go to mcdonalds deliberately? No one goes to a mcdonalds if they have the choice right?

>poverty and ignorance

Bunch of dicks for you and mummy ?

I've never gone when there were other reasonable options. Memeing aside, who actually goes "hey I sure could go for some delicious McDonald's". I go when I haven't eaten anything and it happens to be there. McDonald's fuckin blows though.

>kids
Literally everyone is glued to their phone. I drive 20 minutes to work and hit 3 stoplights. I'll have to honk at least once at some retard on their phone. I don't get it. Just set the stupid piece of shit down for a little bit