Skyrim food thread. Pic related.
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>> Braised horker meat with grilled leeks... drizzled with a snowberry reduction
Skyrim food thread. Pic related
Evan Murphy
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Jonathan Young
>Skyrim
Easily the worst game in the franchise
Jose Clark
so edgy and original.
Carter Davis
what does falmer pussy taste like?
James Bell
How is objective fact edgy?
Oh that's right, you're just a meme spouting retard
Ryan Martinez
TES POWER RANKINGS
1) Oblivion
2) Morrowing
3) Daggerfall
4) Arena
POWER GAP
99) Happy Feet Two: The Video Game
100) Skyrim
Chase Foster
"hurr durr skyrim sucks" - /v/ meme spouting retard
Go back to morrowind. Oh wait that's right, all you do is shitpost on /v/ and watch youtube on your gaming computer because you're a miserable, joyless human being.
Jayden Powell
savage
Eli Smith
a poached salmon steak garnished with blue mountain flowers and charred skeever hide chiffonade.
>being this edgy
Hunter Rogers
But he's right the game is watered down shit
Robert Martinez
wrong
0) Witcher 3
1) Oblivion
2) Morrowing
3) Daggerfall
4) Arena
POWER GAP
99) Happy Feet Two: The Video Game
100) Skyrim
Aiden Rogers
I haven't been to /v/ in years but nice try though, faggot
Easton Fisher
/v/ has been saying the same thing for 4 years over and over.
Look at 95% of people's steam library and they all have 50+ hours logged onto skyrim.
Idk what you mean by watered down shit, but if you go back and try to play the old elderscrolls games, they're so slow and clunky its hard to play. Walls of text. That's watered down.
Jonathan Mitchell
yeah ok, keep trying to impress everyone. It's sad.
"hurr durr i barely even play videogames, I make 900k a year and have 3 girls sucking my dick right now"
Joshua Foster
Skyrim casual detected.
I would actually put Skyrim above Oblivion. Oblivion is just generic fantasy bullshit. I mean, even more generic fantasy than Skyrim was.
Asher Gray
>I can't stand reading in a video game
I fucking hate fully voiced dialogue. It removed so much depth from the games. Also, Skyrim takes ~50 hours to complete, I don't understand why you think they would call the game shit if they haven't even played it.
The fuck are you even trying to say?
Charles Cruz
Totally 100% okay with being a Skyrim casual.
I prefer the gameplay, graphics, and story pacing.
I feel sorry for those who care deeply about what people think regarding their tastes in things.
Benjamin Ward
Ok, well I feel sorry for you. And there's much more content than 50 hours. Especially if you get into mods.
Grayson Evans
>call someone a nerd on WoW
>I barely even play! I bet I make more money than you IRL and wayy more pussy
>accuse someone of parroting /v/
>I barely ever go on /v/! I havent been on in years!
Joshua Harris
/v/ is a fucking cesspit of degeneracy, and most of the posters are under the age of 15, why would you ever admit to going there?
Liam Barnes
I didn't choose the Dragonborn life. The Dragonborn life chose me.
Charles Taylor
That image is pre-2011. Now everything is GTFO CASUAL GARBAGE FUCK SHILLS FUCKING SJW FAGGOT KEK SHIT LIBTARDS etc.
Robert Miller
He's right, fuck off.
Elsweyr Fondue made with creamy white Eidar cheese, moon sugar and ale. Served with freshly baked braided bread and a big mug of hot spiced wine.
Luke Perez
what're your favorite mods?
Ryder Green
no mods.
Jayden Miller
>download a ton of cooking mods
>be a wandering chef, butchering Skyrim's native wildlife and cooking them into amazing dishes
>eat a metric fuckload of baked beans and cabbage stew
>fart so hard I blast a dragon off a cliff to its death
And people say this game is no fun.
Landon Hill
The pizza mod is one of my favorites.
Mason Butler
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Colton Lopez
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Ryder Hall
Mushrooms
Grayson Garcia
>Morrowing
Zachary Sanders
Mmmmm. Sounds scrumptious
Kevin Harris
>Skyrim food thread.
Is this for real, Veeky Forums?
Ian Morales
> Opinion
> Calling his own opinion and objective fact
No
Alexander Nelson
Why is Veeky Forums so preoccupied with foods from video games and film franchises aimed at shit-for-brains youngsters? Does no one go outside anymore?
This society is going to the dogs.
Benjamin Taylor
> Using a private webaite used dor sharing mongolian cave paintings
> Going outside
What is outside?
Brandon Davis
Thanks for playing along, gents!
The rest of you can fuck off
Jaxon Williams
Matthew Watson
That's where you honk, Chen.
Joseph Cook
>Witcher 3
Follow the red line Geralt! Follow it until you reach the copy-pasted chest 2 feet away.
Zachary Scott
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Liam Baker
Some hardcore shit right here
William James
I thoroughly enjoyed that video. Thank you
Owen Cruz
at least the combat is on par with dark souls on the max difficulty, skyrim isn't challenging at all.
Jeremiah Young
>at least the combat is on par with dark souls on the max difficulty
holy shit please stay here and don't contaminate /v/ with your awfulness
Charles Turner
It's true.