Be me

>be me
>19
>at outback steakhouse with my family
>decide to order a steak
>entire family orders their steaks well done with a side of ketchup
>fuckingcasuals.tiff
>the waiter looks pissed at their shit taste in steak
>sigh "user what do you want?
>I grin
>"I'll have a steak"
>sigh... well done? she cuts me off
>"... medium rare, with a side of ranch"
>waiter throws out a sigh of relief and basicalily congrats me for not having shit taste
>even the people sitting near us were congratulating me
>my family looks uncomfortable
>cryingragingwojak.jpg'ing over my superior tastes
>the chef comes out
>"user you have superior taste in steak. you can eat here free for a year"
>fuckyeah.png

And here I am, going to an Outback Steakhouse an hour away from me for free every day... Post your restaurant stories

>things that literally would never happen, ever.

I've never understood why people make threads like this. There are so many more creative ways to shitpost.

haha good one, i'm glad to know that im not the only one whos family eats their steaks well-done. medium rare or lower or get the fuck out lol

>Be me
>24
>At home playing vidya
>just woke up from a day of sleeping
>Mom calls me
>Dinner time
>She made Meatloaf
>Waddle upstairs
>take bit
>Onion
>Throw that plate across the room
>Scrunch into ball
>Screech at the top of my lungs
>Parents freaking out
>Mom tried to comfort me
>I calm down and leave
>mom brings me some sketti later that night

I hate onions

this one actually happened. I'm eating free outback as we speak

You forgot to mention the part where the rich billionaire owner of the steak house gifted you a hefty chunk of his fortune

Just because you say it on the internet doesn't make it true.

that didn't happen. wish it did though lol!

Pics w/ timestamp or didn't happen
You have 5 minutes to deliver

I was eating leftovers. just finished them. I can take a pic of the box from outback I guess

This isn't even good shitpositing. Kid's of all ages not born to shitbreed families know how to order a fucking steak. Though maybe it's rare they'd go to outback.

yeau I hate my family I want to fucking kill them

>outback steakhouse
>superior taste

No.

Tell the truth - you're out back eating from the trashcan right?

I don't understand what you're saying

Holy shit. Did this really happen?

no

Sure is summer up in here

...

>be faggot
>14
>at my favorite resturant outback with family
>tell mom all about my Veeky Forums maymayz and what i learned fron anonymous people on the internet
>everyone else orders steak and peer pressure sets in
>"And for you young man?"
>i shakily manage "Ch...Chicken N-N-Nuggets"
>waiter couldnt understand me
>whole family looking at me quizically
>"i'll taKE THE STEAK"
>my voice raising multiple octaves through the harrowing sentence
>whole resturant goes silent
> i put my head down tears in my eyes
>"uhh how would you like your steak?"
>My eyes light up
>this is my special chance
>"M-M-Medium ra-rare with ranch please"
>waiter sighs and walks off
>waiter forgot to ask if i wanted a drink
>too autistic to say anything
>everyone around me looking at me with pity
>chef comes out to look at lvl 99 autist
>Chef in awe, and gives me a coupon for free chicken nuggets

And here i am, going to an outback steakhouse an hour away from me with my parents money every day... Post your resturant stories

> side of ranch

>with ranch
y tho

sure is autist that can't detect a super obvious joke in here

not gonna lie outback has really good mac and cheese and I used to go there for my most of my birthdays ages 8-13 just for that mac

Any server in that situation would have preferred the person to have just ordered the same thing as the rest of the table. Ordering a dish that takes 1/3 of the time to prepare as everything else only increases the chances of something going wrong.

I did this at a French restaurant once. Ordered my steak rare. The waitress dropped to her knees and blew me on the spot. Those French chicks got some skills!

So, I'm married now.

>be 19 year old edgelord manchild
>done nothing all day
>suddenly decide to post a made up story on a board I'm not familiar with because I've done nothing productive all day
>type it out and hit post
>read through it
>realize how dull, boring and anticlimactic it is
>close the tab and don't come back

Fuck off with your shit threads.

you bondburgered my sister?
what?

>all these faggots being triggered over being called out on their steak pretentiousness

Secretly pounded, you philistine!

who the fuck would interpret that as "secretly pounded"?
What the fuck

>be me

Phew thank god you wrote that. The whole story would have been confusing otherwise

That's idoitic.

>ranch
What the fuck? Does your steak come with a bouquet of raw celery and carrots?

I'm proud of you user, all my claps are yours

I think it's "double oh seven savory sandwiched." Makes more sense desu

It's pistol sandwiched you goddamn lot of dongbonkers