Do you drink beer in the shower, Veeky Forums?

I'd fuck that chick if she were a lesbian with a smoking hot personality. She looks too nerdy and slightly handicapped for my tastes otherwise.

yes, gets you smashed faster.

i like her face too, she can come with me

Yes. I'm not sure why, though.

yes almost always

Why is her hair dry?

Why does she wear glasses?

Good point, I never even thought of that

Why can't we see all of her?

You can see the top of her right nipple

Needs more.

>IPA

Meh.

Not often.

More often I draw a warm bath and have a six pack there while I read.

>IPA

Trash tier girl anyway

>Pretending to shower for this pic
>problem glasses
>tattoos
>man shoulders
>ugly face
>semi dead eyes
>meme beer

2/10 with zero self respect, would smash

Not often. Pretty much only if I'm already drinking and randomly decide to take a shower.

Yes all the time

As an alcoholic who drinks at least 10 beers a day I can safely say that even during my college binges I have never once drank a beer in the shower.

>there are people that dont understand the pleasures of drinking a beer in the shower

I was talking about this at work and everyone acted like I was crazy. Then days later they slowly started telling me how baller it is. Its so refreshing.
I drink light beers in the shower.

you are a fucking alchy if you do this at morning showers

I prefer beer in sauna.

>you are a fucking alchy if you do this at morning showers

1) Nobody said anything about "morning showers"
2) Where do you think you are?

What makes Sierra Nevada a meme beer?

It's not Miller.

Every single thing that is a food or beverage is "meme food" on this board. I seriously cannot think of one food item that wouldnt be called a meme here. Aspic? Plain white bread maybe? Oh wait, thats meme food too.

Idiotic children have started posting here in the past few years, and in there attempts to "fit in" they somehow think that labeling nearly everything as a "meme" is proper jargon.

That being said, Sierra Nevada is an over hopped shitty beer. Maybe some people like it, but I can't stand it.

No such thing as over-hopped, just unbalanced.

You can call it whatever the fuck you want, but it's still over hopped.

Eh i think it's alright, i've got an uncle who works at their Asheville brewery so i got some for free.

She has a very punchable face.

Maybe good for hatefucking.

Def need a full case of beer before smashing that.

i drink beer in hot baths, and in showers. you dont feel as buzzed until you're cooled down. and you dont feel slimy either, too good

at work people were calling some broad who used to talk about doing this an alcoholic right before I was going to chime in and say how boss it is.
I don't do it anymore because I have been substance abuse shamed, but it is a satisfying combination with no doubt

But then there's the plug tattoo and shitty frames and hairdo.

Trendies are just a billboard for "Look at me, I'm an impressionable idiot."

>talking to your coworkers about your drinking habits
She was asking for it.

I only drink water.

Yup. Also mimosas, bloody marys....actually pretty much all booze. Shower drinking is the most decadent/patrician form of drinking.

How do you stop water getting in the beer

Just drink with your back facing the showerhead.

I have an old claw foot tub that is big enough for me to actually lie down in and be submerged up to my nips. I like to draw a nice warm bath, not too hot, and have a cooler with a few beers beside the tub.

It's my poverty hot tub.

>he doesn't own a beer shower cap

Honestly this girl is just screaming to be punched in the face with that shit eating grin and bullshit haircut.

When I'm hungover, yes. Shower beer is best beer.

literally one of the top 5 places to drink beer at

>drinking beer is good everywhere
>the best places in the world are places where you can be naked
>the shower is one of the best places to drink beer

Cogent and sound.

>/r9k/

Yes
>Sierra Nevada
>IPA
>tattoos
>morbid obesity
Everything about this is offensive

Aside from the dumb haircut, plugs, and posing with the beer as though the picture is about the beer and not being an attention whore, I have no problem.

Glasses and tats are fine, the girl's cute, and Sierra Nevada IPA is airport bar tier - as in, nothing special or in any way pretentious.

>those shoulders

So, how long has she been on hormones?

who is this nak pappy haus shayda?

>Morbid obesity.

Sometimes I don't know why I come on this site anymore.

Yes.

She's disgusting tier. You can't deny.

Go back to tumblr

>I forgot why I'm in this hellhole

things like this make me happy, I hope you realise you've hit rock bottom sometime soon.

you're not a loser at life for looking at Veeky Forums much how you're not a pedo for seeing one loli.

but when you start wondering how did it come to this then it's too late

Everything about this is disgusting

Fellow finn detected.

Now this is proper trolling like it used to be.