What do you buy from here?

No, I was being racist.

Aren't people known for sticking their dicks into Greggs' products?

>people actually go to greggs

deeply concerning

>People act like its some new thing
No they don't.

>tfw bellend burned

The true great british pastime

Yeah but he was probably following the trend set by the American pie fuckers.

Did he do this in the late 90s or something?

in greggs?

Mate, it's the Sunday Sport.

Why are jf like this?

I bet you believe their story about a WW2 bomber being found on Luna is true too.

>someone does something stupid in Britain
>MUH AMERICANS R STOOPID
Jesus christ, I swear you eurocucks have some sort of mental disorder

You're really a Spaceball, you know that don't you?

I literally don't know what youre trying to say, but it pissed me off

If you're an American then think The Onion except it is old media.

Those images that get posted in the mod allowed anti-British shitposting threads like the frozen toothpaste mints and the boiled egg handwarmers are all a joke that brainless jf think are real.

And the mod also "allows" thousands of "WHY DO AMERICANS"/"DO AMERICANS REALLY" to be posted an hour, do you have a point here with this nonsense.

Yeah except they get deleted near instantly.

I got a 24 hour ban for even calling out that disgusting webm of the crisps covered in tomato juice that is going around because you get so much mod special treatment.

If you can't find the point in that then Common Core truly has raped the American mind.

>crisps

Who the fuck let you out of the coal mine?!

Kill yourself yank, your memes are boring.

Hmm
I think ill av 2 sausage rolls
a strawberry tart
and a bottle of lucozade originalio

No friend, steak bake and a sausage roll is the power choice.

Yes steak bakes are good.As long as i dont get a piece of grizzle

in Greggs?

>Who the fuck let you out of the coal mine?!

Cheese fucking pasty

every other answer is objectively wrong

Mexican chicken baguette and a ginger beer.

tell us what happened lad

They're not bad for breakfast, and £2 is a decent price for a coffee and a bacon/sausage roll made to order. I live near some good bakeries so Gregg's wouldn't be my first choice if I wanted a pie and a cup of soup, though I wouldn't say no to a steak bake or cheese and onion pasty if I was hungry.

Cheese and onion pasty, can't beat it.

Steak bake and a slice of tottenham cake.

>yank
>implying

I stopped going when they discontinued the french bread pizza.

Normally I try to go to independent bakers. Not the new faggoty sourdough bread places, but proper old fashioned bakers that do chelsea buns and french bread pizza.

I stopped going when they stopped doing their pizza (literally best pizza ever, no meming) in squares, and moved them to triangles meaning you got less pizza for your money

>ctrl+f
>no sweet chilli chicken bloomer

Loved those french bread pizzas

>tfw actually did this whilst at Uni for rugby club initiation

Seriously, we all had to choose 2 Greggs products to fuck. The ones who came first won and got to be captain for the first game. I fucked a sausage roll (because it is vagina shaped) and a cheese and bacon wrap (because it looks like a womans nipples). I finished 4th. The guy who won fucked an entire sandwich platter and a gingerbread man.

Pretty funny stuff at that time in my life.

How do you fuck a gingerbread man? How did he fuck a sandwich platter? Take them one at a time like a sandwich harem?

youtu.be/WmGjgdo9CVM

Greg's kitchen

They're good in the middle of cities, but i agree with the family run bakers getting fucked.
When they opened in my village everyone flocked there for the cheap sausage rolls and shit, the local baker shut down, and now no one goes to greggs so the stock is left to sit for hours and goes cold/stale.

What webm?

I'll try and draw it for you

Pic 1- Sandwich platter. He kind of ran his dick between the sandwiches and along the sides of the sandwiches whilst they were in the platter. He said after that the soft bread sides and the ham and mayo on the edges tickled his cock

Pic 2- Gingerbread man- He fucked it when he was getting close to cumming by putting it between 2 sandwich bread slices and rubbing the underarm area across his cock. apparently it reminded him of rubbing his dick on a girls hard nipples.

What sort of non-traditional pasty fillings would you guys wanna buy? I was thinking butter chicken would work great as a filling. I remember my local Nisa used to sell pizza pasties (so mozzarella, tomato sauce, pepperoni) and they were fucking amazing but they stopped selling them.

Steak bake.

Fuck Gregg's, Bird's is where it is at

they redid the greggs near me, expanded it a bit and then put all the prices up

pasties are £1.30 now but its the only bakery
shits fucking shit lads, at least i can get a sausage and bacon sandwich and a latte (their other coffee is shite and I cant figure out the milk jug for tea) for £2 on a morning

srsly how do you use that fucking milk jug

only other options if i want a hot pie is the chip shop, and they put their prices up too so a pie is £2 when it used to be £1.20 fucking cunts

fish and chips is £5.50 who the fuck pays that shit

fucking cunts, if i go just a bit further i can have better fish and chips for £4.75 fucking cunt bastards

chicken tikka
bacon, sausage, egg and bean
spicy beef
cock

Well they did when they first got popular.

It's only in the past 5 years or so they've become popular. Before 2010 I don't think I knew Greggs even existed.

>bacon, sausage, egg and bean
Now that sounds like the best way to start a morning.

Sir, you appear to be on level.

> homemade

> it's a chain

>chicken tikka

I've never ever thought of that before, but now that I have, that sounds genuinely amazing

sausage roll, cheese & onion pasty, pepperoni pizza,

Sausage Roll
Bacon, Chicken and Mayo Sandwich
Gingerbread Men
Chocolate Chip Cookies

The bacon, chicken and mayo baguettes are so filling. Along with the tuna mayo baguette. I used to buy either of them with a chicken bake. Idc if they are more expensive than a meal deal, their baguette/sandwich/bloomer has the right amount of filling

pizza slices

How does this place compare?

Shit, it's shit

Cooplands > Greggs

Sausage roll, cheese and onion pasty or one of the baguettes or bloomers if I'm in the mood

The closest chain bakers to me is a Sayers.....makes me wish I was back in college with two Greggs nearby

How old are you?

+1

My hometown had this up until a few years ago, there was at one point 3 Greggs on this street alone.

gristle*

... why?

Were they linked together or something?

One was a sit-in version and the other was a regular fast food, just a counter variety.

There's now 1 Greggs for every 18,834 people in this town. Standards have slipped.

I only know this place exists because I've seen it in the store front captchas.

mexican baguette or a slice of square school cafeteria pizza

Thank you, user. Thank you.

>Poundbakery
Went there once for a sausage and bean roll, there were about three flecks of sausage contained within this fine product

>NuGreggs
I used to think greggs was shit but they've really upped their game, cheese and ham toasty is really fucking tasty, and I dont even like cheese.

>mexican chicken baguette not in the meal deal

cunts

Nobles Amusements are pretty much the UK Las Vegas.

Free instant coffee if you play on their machines, and often there's a plate of cheese or ham barms to get stuck into.

>steak pudding
>barms

Good lad

I used to work at greggs

>ask me anything