Hola, amigo

Planet internet, same as you

Look at the op and then put on your dunce cap

Spanish was far and away the most popular foreign language class in my high school. French was second. German was a distant third, a class that was rarely over ten or twelve people. I'm from Ohio.

Not all flyover country is the same. It's a VAST swath of territory.

Is that neckbeard for "I can't play magic the gathering after school, I need to pick up my allergy bubble from the shop today"

Latin sure is concise

Spanish, French, German, Japanese, and ASL.

the neckbeards lobbied to try to get computer programming to count as their foreign language.

why do the americans on here sneer at IPAs so much

it's just a type of beer

because pale ales are for faggots

Because most Americans genuinely believe that it's the only viable alternative to Coors light and Heineken

Note also that these same people will autistically yell "it's not fancy! we finally have the craft beer it's 2016!" when they see any reference to Stella, Heineken, or other international macro brands

Like, if you ever even think about drinking a beer containing hallertau or fuggles, fucking kill urself only centennial DIPA is ok, u obviously can't handle adult flavors like me

so if i dont learn spanish im a racist? fucking lmao

>oh he must mean me!
How to spot a racist

>I'll have a beat mushroom walnut burger
I wouldn't recommend a tired burger of any sort.

have fun with your words invented by the USSR, I'll be over here playing dota with my mexican sister-banging friend while you and your 15 white friends complain about how not having open borders is inherently racist and therefore evil.

Ok stormweenie

Whatever logical contortions you need to reconcile your white persecution complex with your interpersonal relations

I am murican, not a beer snob but I love any kind of rich red or brown winter ale with figgy, toffee flavors. Even in the summer, I want something that will warm my cold dead heart.

What is the perfect beer for me to buy for myself on this day where I can unironically drink the best British ale there is?

Mandarin, French, Latin or Spanish as graduation requirement at my school, but if you were in IS, you could option for ASL to replace that, though few made that choice.
For extracurricular, there were options for Japanese, Italian, German, Russian, Hebrew and Arabic. I had Mandarin as my GR course (where I learned that I have dyslexia for Chinese writing), did an IS in ASL and took an EC in Arabic.

dabbler of many languages, master of none

2 fingers of lagavulin 16, neat, but with a teaspoon of hot water splashed in.

That's mostly true, but I speak a few languages fluently, ASL being one and English being another. English, in fact, isn't my native language.

Why do hipster faggots all speak Spanglish? They mince little latinoisms into their speech. Is it because they see illegals in their neighborhoods and want to virtue signal to them that their one of the "good whites" who welcome them by making strides to learn the language?

Because whites are obsolete. Trump will not save you.

you have to go back, Jose

This is literally the worst kind of thread that could be on Veeky Forums. Why hasn't it been deleted?

Obviously the OP is attempting to satirize hipsters or millennials or Hispanic people by pointing fun at the pretentious choices they make within his own strange fantasy

And of course all you faggots join in and end up talking about why learning spanish is or is not racist, how IPAs are or are not exclusively enjoyed by homosexuals, and now of course there will be a discussion about Trump.

Can you idiots only say the same 5 things over and over and over again? Back and forth every thread on this website, just Trumpfags and anti-Trumpfags screaming at each other constantly.

Everyone who has replied in this thread should be executed immediately, myself included

Lemme get chicken and Munster on a roll.Put ketchup on it. Gimme that grape. Gimme a 5 dolla boost card. Hurry up habibi I got shit to do.

About 22 minutes since the last post. I think you've killed it.

>Because whites are obsolete.

white bois are busy helping their women find big black nigger cocks to breed with.

it's almost like the self hating white boi faggots are trying to racemix themselves out of existance.

pathetic race fucking whites are

...

>white bois are busy helping their women find big black nigger cocks to breed with.

I'll give it 40 years before white faggots are mixed from the face of this earth...

couldn't have happened to a more deserving race! topkek

spic fan fiction

> come to america looking for a better life
> realize modern white cucks are all pathetic self hating losers
> realize white women love our shitskin cocks more than they like their own white bois

America will be bretty, bretty good for us minorities in the next century...

get ready for a new era white cucks

>spic fan fiction

U mad white faggot?

> go to any white boi university
> get tons of white girl pussy thrown at me cuz I aint pale as shit white boi
> watch triggered white bois cry & develop BBC cuck fetishes

Take this shit to pol you fucking faggots you're god damn right I'm triggered you're all as dumb as the dumbest fucking nigger in the deepest jungle of the congo you fucking kike nigger faggots

>> watch triggered white bois cry & develop BBC cuck fetishes

this is funny cuz its true

>literally "MUH DICK" the post
Spics, ladies and gentlemen.

who are these "ladies and gentleman" you think you're presenting your argument to? you're literally just calling someone a spic on the internet, and the person you're talking to is almost definitely just a fat white guy reverse trolling you. Fucking kill yourself, you're the OP of this thread aren't you?

lol

Yeah, cuz us 'spicks' haven't figured out how to use this magical internet right?

fuck you white people... get over yourselves

You know there are plenty of other places for you fags to do this, right? Why come to a niche board to shitpost?

Shut the fuck up you retard, you're not funny

pretty funny watching you white faggots get triggered & cry about us big bad mexicans senpai.

this is good entertaiment.

I don't care about big bad mexicans you moron. I couldn't care less if all the mexicans in mexico came into my country and took every job and raped every woman here. i just don't want to see you idiots talking about it on a food and cooking board you dumb fucking cunt

>logical contortions
>white persecution complex

>in the lunchroom with my coworkers
>political talk as usual
>most of us support Clinton except this one guy who hates her because feel the bern
>quiet guy at the next table is playing with his phone
>berniefag turns to him
>so... you into politics at all?
>he shakes his head
>we shrug
>I figure he's a Trumpets
>badger him every time I see him
>he starts to get mad
>I figure I'll beat him to the punch
>email HR that he whispered "you have to go back"
>no witnesses so he keeps his job
>mfw he's getting transferred to another building next month
>mfw it's probably because of me
kekekekeke

he's fat and drives a truck so it's not like he's innocent

>I couldn't care less if all the mexicans in mexico came into my country and took every job and raped every woman here.

Trust me. I believe you white coward faggots.

lol

shut the fuck up you're just as retarded as he is for even thinking about responding to any of this bullshit on a food and cooking board. go away faggot

wow you're so funny calling me a white coward faggot wow that's a good one you sure showed me.

if you are really a hispanic person i hope you get deported and your family is raped and executed by the cartels in your home country

if you are just a fat white guy reverse trolling like i expect, i hope a big hairy beaner breaks into your house and fucks your wife and fucks you in your fat fucking ass while you cry in front of her

Either way you're an unfunny faggot

>i hope you get deported

Why is this the first things you faggots resort to like it fucking matters? lol

oh no! I got deported. now, we have to stay in our countries forever!

lol

why don't you go outside and talk to people instead of getting your kicks from being a master ruseman on the internet. you're not funny and nobody thinks you are. your weird reverse-trolling race baiting gimmick is so transparent it's not even interesting. kill yourself immediately, or at least take this discussion to pol you fucking mouth breathing mongoloid

>i hope a big hairy beaner breaks into your house and ... fucks you in your fat fucking ass while you cry...
I hope so, too.

>things that totally happened guise

>your weird reverse-trolling race baiting gimmick is so transparent it's not even interesting
Yet still you respond and give it exactly what it wants.

This is odd. The idea of a non white man on the internet seems to frighten and trigger you. yet you're trying to call everyone else racist?

I'm trying to fuck this thread up until it gets deleted. And fuck you too cunt

Fuck yeah, I've known ASL for 8 years, I am actually majoring in it at Uni

Deaf bitches (and dudes, too, if you're into dudes) are supposed to be phenomenal in bed. I can't say for sure. Only have a sample size of two, but both were amazing.

What does any of this have to do with food or cooking?

American holidays are international holidays when you're a shitposter, because all the mods are off getting drunk and barbecuing today.

There used to be this hot deaf chick who did lesbian porn, I have a video where she gets tag teamed by two veteran female porn stars and she makes the most hilarious incoherent grunting noises

That's true. They do make the most baffling sounds. Like what I imagine dolphin orgasms to sound like.