Tell me everything i should know about macarons

tell me everything i should know about macarons

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They're not nice enough to waste your time trying to make them.

Are they served cold or room temperature?
How do I store them?
How many should I buy, knowing there will be a portion for two people?
What flavors?

Cold.
In the fridge in tupperware or, if you're a tryhard, paper bag stacked in two layers at most.
Between 6 and 10 depending. If you're not an asshole, make them yourself.
Lemon, coconut, vanilla, strawberry. They're supposed to be light and sweet, so it's good to stick to flavours that work with that

Pistachiooooooooo

The outer shell is fragile and crisp like an egg shell. The 'filling' is like oreo filling - but only slightly chewier.

They are fucking gross too sweet obnoxiously colored and are technically difficult to make.

Store them in the trashcan

Last year's meme

Purple? That's my favourite colour

CIFRA 500

yes

They look like vaginas, which is why women sub/consciously bring them to give out at food parties. It's annoying being aware of these sort of nuances...

How sweet they are is literally up to you, retard.

You don't have to use almond meal, you can use pretty much any protien based flour instead. Don't listen to the retarded purists, purefags are the worst lesbians anyway.

as for recipe and execution instructions. this dyke pretty much has the best tl:dr for your macaron needs

youtube.com/watch?v=xJ636Y8N6E8

Remember to gather as many cute girls as you can to have a nice yuri tea party with your really faggy snack.

>NicoMaki on Veeky Forums
How far will idol faggotry go?

pff, I posted it because it was the only thing I had on hand that was gay enough. Idolfaggotry is shit and always will be shit. if this where a pink board i'd just post homura eating madoka's pussy

not the user you replied to but damn, I would definitely look forward to your posts

whats next, bowtie french fries?

Nobody likes you, loser.

They're unbelievably complicated to make.
Pretty fuckin yummy tho

Huh? OP's pic is not macarons. Those are luxemburgerli.

luxemburgerli are a brand of macarons.
>In Switzerland the Luxemburgerli (also Luxembourger) is a brand name of confectionery made by the Confiserie Sprüngli in Zürich, Switzerland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaron

They're really tasty, vanilla, raspberry, and pistachio a best.

Not worth the hassle, though.

>yurifag sperging out and ruining the thread
Color me surprised.

>The 'filling' is like oreo filling
american education at its finest

I watch Spongebob also.

That's actually false, there needs to be a certain amount of sugar in the cookie or else the meringue will collapse

Liquorice is GOAT but really not worth the queue at ladurée.

>baww our taste is superior to your taste
I don't recall giving a shit what you waifu /a/ fags think.

Stay obsessed with America, cuckold

They're disgusting garbage.

If you like them, you are also disgusting garbage.

Agar agar in the egg whites acts as a stabiliser when making them