Kitchens

>any questions

Who are you house sitting for? Maybe a great aunt?

Just me brotendo. Post your kitchen

Maybe his parents are rich since it's their kitchen

Need close ups on the knives m8. Where's the microwave, toaster, blender, mixer, etc? Do you not use any of these appliances?

>post your kitchen

No point. I'm currently staying with people so it's not my kitchen.

You're obviously doing the same, as nobody posting on Veeky Forums is pulling in the kind of money necessary for the kitchen you posted, let alone someone who has the grammar and vernacular of a 14 year old.

you have a pretty kitchen. Whats your job?

You might be rich, or your a cleaning lady taking pics of your masters home, but this is still one of the dumbest designs in a kitchen I've ever seen. Lmfao you stupid pleb.

You're fucking retarded. I'm not going to show you what a corner cabinet is because you don't deserve it.

Here's one of my knives and a Vitamix.

The microwave is a pull out underneath my convection oven.

It's almost 4 am. Im not a cleaning lady. Im a stockbroker.

LOL hat a fucking newfag.

Overall well equipped, but I don't like the cabinetry. Too granny for me.

You'll learn that "granny" ages better than modern, especially in kitchens.

How else are you going to get a cabinet in a corner?

Keep posting pictures of your parents kitchen

>tfw also got the 8" instead of the 6"

JUST

>Vitamix
>not a Thermomix
what a poorfag

You have really ugly fingernails user :-/

>that fucking light fixture

really user

Kek. It looks so out of place. What the fuck was he even thinking with that

>stockbroker
That's still a job? What is this 1990? Are you working for Salomon Bros? Do you have one of the newfangled full-duplex modems yet?

>He doesn't know what a Stockbroker does

Have you been asleep for 25 years and missed all those stock market crashes? How do you think the stock market works; that stocks just buy & sell themselves?

Wow, I didn't even notice that eyesore. Way to ruin a beautiful kitchen

Fridge is too small

I was under the impression most individuals used electronic trading platforms on a retail level and any human-controlled institutional trading was referred to by a much more specialized job title. But maybe I'm just out of touch.

>hurr you don't go to a dentist-barber-midwife? how do you think people get their teeth pulled?

This is you

>Say something retarded
>Get buttpained when someone points out you said something retarded
>On the Internet

This is you.

Not buttpained at all. I'm genuinely curious how an old school stock broker actually has a job in this day and age. Do you get a flurry of phone calls after the 5-o-clock news, as they try to place orders with you in light of whatever companies are mentioned by the news anchor? And what kind of people are your customers?

Can we go back to roasting OP? Thanks.

>he thinks the GFC was caused by stocks
you should watch the big short

>convection ovens
>more convection ovens

why the fuck

>Implying it's not possible to have a nice kitchen like that making $100k and a spouse pulling in even half that.

My parents are divorced and both of them have nicer kitchens than OP, neither of them are rich, pretty middle class. I don't know what sort of poverty most people on Veeky Forums live in.

Ill treat you to my poverty kitchen. Dont laugh at my nu-wave oven pizza roll cooker.

oops.

>$100k income for a mcmansion tier kitchen
Maybe in the suburbs of Detroit

>Damascus steel knife set

welp

I understand that you're rich and probably don't have time to really cook but the Shun knife set really sets this retardedly designed kitchen off.

I don't think I've ever seen a black dishwasher or fridge before.

You should see what I did to the oven :)

Drank a bottle of makers mark.. got blackout drunk and woke up on the kitchen floor to a million pieces of some sort of glass. Took for fucking ever to clean up and I still haven't replaced it. If my landlord sees the oven hes gonna flip shit.

>never seen a black dishwasher before rayciss

thus the incognito towel

>implying I didn't mean $100k in annual income
>buying your house in cash

I understood you just fine
$100k a year is enough to rent a shitty apartment where I live, unless you want to live paycheck to paycheck
It's called cost of living and, like real estate prices, it varies

So jealous of you real men that make actual money instead of week to week money. What exactly is your career?

I work on the railroad.
Don't live in the middle of a huge city or California. Boom. Affordable living.

Sorry for the mess. Just came back from my vacation.

Well used and then tidied up.

That's where the high paying jobs are though. And living in the middle of nowhere means being surrounded by racist hicks. Been there done that, I'll take my tiny apartment and people who don't start every conversation with 'wow your English is really good you don't even have an accent'

Eh, central California is cheap as fuck. My home is around 6000 sq ft. And we got it during the market crash for a cool 625,000. Well now it's back to 1.2 million

Seems really functional although I'd rather keep the spices near the prep area as opposed to over the stove. Pasta maker is iffy. If you use it often then it's fine. If not, then it seems like it would be an obstacle when you're trying to get other things done.

You are going to have a field day on this one senpai

Not really. There's good money to be made in lots of places.
>b-b-but ray sis em
Cry more. It happens everywhere.

>that fucking tap

>it's never happened to me, a white guy, so it doesn't happen and it's not a big deal
It's amusing once, it's annoying after about ten times, and it makes you realize that you're surrounded by retards when it becomes clear that the locals literally can't wrap their minds around the idea that someone who doesn't look like them must be a foreigner

Being around intelligent people is more important to me than having a lawn

>Blah blah blah
I can see your feelings are more important than success. You must be a woman as well as a foreigner.

>success
You mean a union job in bum fuck nowhere that only starts to pay a decent amount of money after 10+ years union seniority? Yeah no thanks, I'll take the ability to increase my income rather than destroy it when I change jobs

I went to full rate of pay after working here five months and finishing training.

Neither do I live in the middle of nowhere. Don't be so jealous of the union life, and start living it instead.

I've lived it, when I lived in bum fuck nowhere. It's not for me. Good on you if you enjoy that, but I've seen what happens when the only employer in town restructures and all the rednecks who blew their money on his and hers matching ATVs suddenly turn to meth and Jesus when they realize they're fucked

i'm jelly yall got some modern as fuck kitchens.

>tfw when piss poor japan apartment kitchen

I live in a mid sized city and I'm about an hour from a major city.

Not every union man is as dumb as you think. Not every unionized craft is the same.

Sadly there isn't anywhere to keep 'em closer to the prep table. That table sits in the middle of the kitchen. As for the pasta maker, it was out because it had been used that night, it usually sits on the bottom shelf of the table with all the other appliances. This is an older picture but it gives you an idea of the whole layout. Not really fancy but quite functional and able to accomodate four of my cooks and myself without getting overcrowded.

All I need

>all this poorfag butthurt
when did Veeky Forums get flooded with ghetto trash niggers?

Everyone got butthurt when they saw OP's kitchen

it's not even op's kitchen, more his 'post your kitchen that's not as good as my kitchen because i'm richer than you' thread. cunt should have waited for someone else to start one and then swooped in and been all rich and impressive in a more tolerable manner. fuck posting my kitchen so op can feel even more superior desu

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>post your parents kitchen

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I haven't moved in yet, and I'm going to do some renovating*, but I'm keeping the layout.

Nice. I love Wolf appliances. So utilitarian and sleek.
great family kitchen/10
I wish I had a kitchen like this when I lived in apartments.
Very early-mid 00's. Not fond of the layout but it looks very functional.
>those girm-filled grout lines
triggered, but not too bad. Very functional.
Korean as fuck.
Fucking savage.
Awkward layout, hipster fridge and no upper cabinets. Where do you keep everything? You've got so many tiny drawers.
Nice wine collection though. Any of it good?
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>*The cabinets are getting refinished(white uppers, blue lowers). The concrete counters are being replaced with grey quartz. The appliances are being replaced(custom fridge, double convection ovens, professional 6-burner gas range with griddle). And the wet bar is getting a wine fridge.

If you want more pics, let me know. I couldn't be bothered to get off my chair to take a picture.

You could use a little mobile island for prep.

The layout is truly awful. It's designed to be open plan, but I live in such a small apartment that it just sacrifices counter space. Prep is frustrating. My previous kitchen had an extra counter top and boy did it make a huge difference.

You can get some pretty small mobile islands that are still very useful. Just get one that's small enough to not impede the fridge or oven doors but still large enough to prep on. They're also great for storing pots and pans.

I have virtually no disposable income, so just use my dining table for prep ;)

that's not poverty level.

previous kitchen while I'm at it. Only pic I can find of it.

What the fuck are you doing to that poor animal, Zuckerburg?

Just playing upsies with my rat. She was pretty chill with it.

>playing upsies
>with the look of a psychopath
...wtf?

I love your rat!

richboy/10 but looks fucking fantastic

beautiful

holy shit man, you must be a successful chef

Do your windows open in on those hinges?

That would be more retarded than the rest of the whole fucking kitchen and the shun knife set.

My kitchen is part of a 6000 sq ft home that was built by a home depot executive in the mid 2000s.

I don't think I need to post pictures of what it looks like... its huge with lots of cabinets and granite everywhere. top notch appliances from 10 years ago.

We wants pics.

Nah.

All the jelly neck beards on this board would just post about how it's owned by a relative anyway.

These threads are always shit.

Post em man.. I'm interested.

>calls threads shit
>refuses to contribute to the thread
Why?

I had a few pics and I looked the least psychopathic in this one. Gotta remember I can't really pose while concentrating on catching my baby.

nice kitchen-dick faggot

Good thing I'm gay for a big kitchen like that

It's a lot easier to make up stories than to have a nice kitchen.

Holy shit, I didn't even know Veeky Forums had people this rich on here. What is he doing on here???