>TFW Not Allowed to Invest in Crypto

What makes it so much better than the others?

>18
>mom says that i can only invest as an experiment

BRUH YOU'RE A FUCKING ADULT LMFAO TELL YOUR MOM TO BTFO

Buy NEX ico, and give the money you borrowed from your mother back when you make it big.

Then stop investing your mother's money.

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She'll kick me out and I'll have to drop out of HS to get a full time job to support myself

I 10K under my name. I don't need to borrow from my mom

you’re 18 and you don’t have your own money. pathetic

HOW THE FUCK WILL SHE EVEN KNOW IF YOU INVEST MORE FAGGOT

>I have a job
>mom tells me how to spend money even though I have 10K, so we're obviously not poor

pick one, user

I have 10K of my own money. RETARD

My dad is an IT director and regularly checks the computer to see my history that i could have potentially deleted.

>My dad is an IT director
you got me m8

My parents are actually millionaires. They used to be a lot richer before the dot-com bust so they HATE investing in anything other than Federal treasury bonds. That's why they won't let me buy in the market

Oh ok you're trolling, got it.

P.S you're still being banned

If you have 10k get out of your parents house. Goddamn being an adult and not a whiny little faggot like you is great

Do you know what the oracle problem is?
It's the biggest obstacle in the way of mass smart contract adoption. Smart contracts can't interact with anything in the real world without oracles, and until LINK releases its main net the only options now are centralized and (therefore) another attack vector that essentially makes the smart contract purposeless anyway

Read the whitepaper dawg. In general, though, think of Veeky Forums as a collection of crypto autists.

When we bust a nut for months over something you know it'll be huge

First mistake was asking Veeky Forums for genuine advice, pajeets here suck and will just rip on you. Go to reddit if you want honest answers from nice people. Veeky Forums is just a troll site.

what? just invest anyway, dude; does she have a personal backdoor to your bank account? does she keep track of your finances? if you wait long enough, you're gonna forever regret not getting in now.

>im not allowed to spend anymore than 500 on crypto

Says fucking who genius? Her? Are you her? Do what makes sense to you and not her retard. Gosh if I was like that when i was 18 (two years ago!) I'd be a fucking pansy today not standing up for doing what i want and not someone else. If you're going to try and pull the "I'm 18 I'm an adult now" meme and then never act like an adult hmmmmmm... I never heard anyone successful ask their mom for permission

10k isn't enough for a condo. You know I can take being made fun of, lots of people in the thread are. But whiny losers like you are pissing me off.

what a pathetic life u have nigga. u r 18 yr old. get that 500$, put it in some low cap ico, dont be greedy, just take out on 2x, throw 500$ on u r mom ass..start u r own. dont disclose to u r mom if u make it big. dont be retarded, be marketer, and smart

Link is trash you idiot, a centralized oracle makes sense. That's one possible attack surface- with a decentralized structure every node is an attack surface so you need to make the same query multiple times from multiple nodes to hedge against that risk. So now your data source needs several orders of magnitude more resources to deal with all these redundant queries, im sure SWIFT is going to love that.

I don't really understand it, but I'll invest as much as I can in it.

My mom won't let me spend what i want because i live in her house under her rules you pansy.

Why would I give my mom free money? I only have 10K, her and my dad have millions and they are blowing it away as fast as possible so much so they'll be broke when their 80

>I don't really understand it, but I'll invest as much as I can in it.

You'll fit in just fine here

holy shit i bet you think blockchains are less secure than banks too huh

I was going to invset in it until I read kwGkQgok say "Link is trash you idiot, a centralized oracle makes sense. That's one possible attack surface- with a decentralized structure every node is an attack surface so you need to make the same query multiple times from multiple nodes to hedge against that risk. So now your data source needs several orders of magnitude more resources to deal with all these redundant queries, im sure SWIFT is going to love that"

Now i don't know who to believe.

>listening to your parents
>at any age
>ever

If you're parents have shit lives then don't listen to them, you'll end up like then.

KEK

Ahah thanks user I keked pretty hard

They have good lives though, they spend 90% of the year in some five star resort on some island.

Sounds mind numbing. Don't they have hobbies? Interests? Passions? Your parents ts are dead desu.

If you want a good portfolio, invest 50% in NEO (safe investment, you will make decent gains but not oustanding) and 50% in JNT. Hold for atleast a year and you'll have made a lot more than if you had kept it in your bank account.

You're not 18 but neither was I when I was starting here. you can trade at a lot of decent exchanges without having to use ID

I traded mined on a single gtx 980 for a few months with it keeping me awake at night but I got in early on eth and worked my way up to 8k

You can make it but you have to look at things stay up to date and avoid getting memed

Hobbies interests and passions like what?

Can't with NEO you have to buy a full NEO, you can't just buy part of an investment? And how much money will i make if i put say 10K in it?

But if you only invest 500 USD all in in JNT.

>mom says
>am now 18

you are aware that your parents do not control your life anymore, correct?

>im not 18
Well then you're either underage or you're lying. There's no one older than 19 on this site.

>What is passion
>Can't buy part NEO

Pretty good troll 8/10

I put in $500 in November which is now ~$450k. But the naawledge and intuition to spot opportunities I used to make that money is a result of decades of experience.

10k is more than enough to pay rent somewhere

...

>I live in my mom's house
>you pansy

Pic related is the house I moved to overnight without telling any of my family. I am 650 miles away and last time I saw any of my family was at a funeral. I do what I want because I'm not a fucking cuck who is gonna go nowhere in life living in my childhood home under my mom's rule. Your childhood is over bro get used to it. Get ready for bills rent and hard hard work, college degrees don't get you any free passes anymore either. Minimum wage for minimum experience

What class are you shit talking me from?

Yes they can because they could make me homeless if they wanted by kicking me out.

>you can buy part of NEO
>even though it's a wholesale coin

Oh ok you're trolling, not bad but still banning you

What are you investing in now?

Not when i make minimum wage.

You can buy a fraction of NEO as long as it stays in the exchange wallet iirc. I don't have NE, I'm currently all in in JNT but I plan in securing my gains by investing them in NEO.
With 10k invested right now, I think you may have around 100k next year, possibly more who knows.

I'm still in high-school. Literally no one in my grade lives alone, everyone lives with their parents. Also college is a free pass. I have Uncles who are bankers and they told me if i get a degree and do an intern at a bank you can get into the system.

Faggot make your larps more believable next time and I MIGHT grace you by taking your bait.

10/10 bait, can't believe Veeky Forums falls for this.
But on the 1/10 chance that you're literally cucking yourself: it's your money kid. You can do what you want with it. LINK is solid

Holy shit really? In that case yes im buying NEO

you cant hide 10k from your mom but you think you can be a banker

the keks just dont stop

did you beat the shit out of mom tho? you could have been millionaire by now.

nice larp faggot

dont talk to your parents about it, they wont understand it their generation is used to getting buttfucked by the system, theyre stockholme syndrome victims and dont see any point in trying to change things.

If you troll once more you're being permabanned, shit and tired of trolls on Veeky Forums

You're definently trolling. When you were 18/19 you would been have been allowed to buy crypto

Fucking hell this thread is just retards screaming at another retard.

>you are adult
>do what you want
Are you niggers retarded ? No wonder you always fall for the shills , if he needs his mom permition then it obviously not his money
Op is probably an /r9k/ neet

Considering my dad checks the internet history i do yeah. And I can be a banker considering half my family are bankers and they aren't that intelligent so obviouly i could be one

No. But I'm determined to convince her. I'll threaten to rip up my Cornell acceptance letter.

I assume you've never worked with faculty then. Remember the statistic "1 out of 6 school children" (0-graduation age) can't afford lunch or something? When I was helping staff mostly to get a free credit in jr/sr year I learned that almost every other student you aren't associating with has a significantly different life than you. Don't speak out of your ass please.

You're an obvious troll. Just because it's your money doesn't mean you can do what you want retard. Your not allowed to put all your money in bitcoin retard. But of course you're just trolling.

Trust me, you can't be a banker if you can't figure out how to clear your history. Your uncles are just smarter than you.

How are you going to ban me when I'm fucking your mom right now? I'll just come downstairs and ban you from the pc you cuck.

I do clear my history but my dad who works in IT can still see by looking at the computer.

You're too late. The bubble already popped.

That isn't how IT works, user

>you're getting banned.
w-
what

you're not serious

Right. Just walk into a bank and say 'my uncle works here, i know fucking nothing about anything that goes on in the economic field but hey, my family works here so that means im qualified'

I've seen some bad trolling in my days but you're just taking the piss here kid.

well then get fucked retard
I was trying to help you out, no need to get cranky

Go ask your mom if you're allowed to swear

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Stop talking about my mom my dad. You aren't them can you not get this through your head. In the future when you're getting interviewed are you going to brag about your parents still? Give yourself some qualities to be proud of and list those needing improvement. Screenshot your responses to these people and realize how little of an adult you really are

>glances at computer
yeah, that's a porn right there

I started with £250 less than a year ago. I put it all in litecoin and waited. Bought some neo when the prove of litecoin went up. Waited again. December I found that I had x10 just in litecoin. Put some in eth, ven, link (meme power) and other coins. I still have over my initial investment just in litecoin.

You can wait for prices to get lower but in 6 months it won't matter anyway.

Well he somehow does it. IDK and i don't really care. I just don't look up sexually explicit or inappropriate stuff. I mainly read the news on the computer. But yes IT can see what the computers history is that's why when a leak happens at an office they send in IT to check everyones computer to see who sent it, in fact there was an episode of the office about it

I'll try to do it anyway

They were trolling

if you believe the FUD you're in for a bad time dude... always DYOR

I'm obviously going to get a finance degree first, specifically at Cornell or American University business school, but my Uncle will recommend me to the HR department and they'll give me a better chance. I know you're a troll, but please try. You're so shitty at it i have no choice but to have me banned

I'm not allowed to swear but i do it anyways when im out

You sound like a big faggot. Im suprised by the amount of serious replies youre getting.

That's literally all finance is. Like look at the Rockefellers. Every single member of that family is an Ivy League banker, do you think they are all accomplished? No. They know their dads and uncles and banker friends

It only comes up if you browse those sites

Why won't it matter in 6 months?

>DYOR
That's exactly what I am on Veeky Forums for.

I assure you user that that is not how it works

rejoice, you can watch potn now

I am not into degeneracy anyways but i know there is SOME way my dad cans ee what i do on the computer. He can call our internet service provider and see the online history.

Veeky Forums is good to get to know things but you can't do your whole research here

Veeky Forums is good to get to know new coins, news and get to know the overall feeling about aocin (fear or greed), and the memes obviously

how are you banning them

then you can buy a VPN, user

>But of course you're just trolling

I love this board

Basically this, currently, just mine Bulwark, it's low difficulty and relatively unknown rn, it's only ~$2.50, in 3 weeks I've got 15 of them and I'm just gonna hold until June

I won't. But mods will when they see that they are trolling

Or you can use an rdp/vps
Seriously are you 5 years old ?

I don't know how to mine

No but i don't know how to get those.

they have them at walmart you fuck

That's called networking. Also get ready for your coworkers to hate you for being let in because of your family, reducing you to become some weirdo in the workplace
Why do you even want to be a banker and put money into the thing in direct competition with the je- bankers?

I thought in the banking world you are respected if you get in off connections. And you're considered a loser nerd if you get in on merit. That's why everyone loves Rockefellers and Rothschilds. On wallstreet it's all about being born wealthy to a rich WASP or Jewish background.