Still using liquid ketchup

No clue. I can tell you that the taste was spot on, but the texture wasn't great on a cold sandwich. On warm, freshly toasted bread, however, it was the absolute bees knees.

How am I gonna put a ketchup slice on a hot dog idiot?

You cut it into strips

you wrap it around the wiener first

I swear to god the insane amount of hyperbole you people use

>a chef laid out bacon in a way that i don't like?
>he should be fucking shot

>cashier at a drive-through slurs his speech?
>castrate him and feed the nuts to his dog

>guy in a restaurant holds his utensils in the wrong hands?
>slit his throat and tell his family it was an accident

Yeah ck can be really fucking cancerous at times

Wut

>I'm a retard and cannot understand hyperbole.
Drink bleach. Seriously.

That hyperbole is a bit harsh man.

Nah, I can understand hyperbole. It's just unnecessarily overused here.

What, did it your feelings or something?

You have reddit open in another tab.

Not him, but hyperbole did my feelings right after it them, too.

>an accident
Not telling them "It was your fault for not raising him right".
You don't belong here.

I can't tell if you're pretending to be retarded or not. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Do you know what overused means? I'm not offended, just annoyed.

Are you just trying to fit into Veeky Forums by being as hateful and edgy as possible?

Just try to make sure hyperbole doesn't my feelings again.

I laughed harder than I should have.

Please remember that this site is full of children who occasionally manage to pass themselves off as adults.

Please also remember whenever you see someone posting stuff like "kys" or "my wife's son" or "you have to go back jose", that when you were 12 you thought stuff like that was hilarious and original.

[spoiler]I don't care what you think.[/spoiler]

I'll try not to accidentally your feelings.

>People I don't agree with must be children masquerading as adults.
Jesus christ, you people are sad.

Don't my feelings on purpose, either.

What is there even to agree with? I could have a more interesting conversation with my programmable Zojirushi rice cooker.

Then why do you come here?

Yo waddup Zoji?
>beep
Yeah.

>spoiler tags

found the tourist

Despite you. Not because of you.

I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

wow, this whole post. here's a (you)

>crossing the bacon
>have half the bacon sticking outside the bun because you couldn't be assed to cut it in half and lay it inside

This is the worst fucking burger meme.

>Implying this is your secret hideout

That still doesn't answer the question.

Faggot.

Sorry, but my rice cooker is asking me who I'm talking to and I don't want her to get jealous. Goodbye for now.

Just give it up. The guy is clearly too retarded and underage to realize he's being hit with a meme from '08.

>"my wife's son" or "you have to go back

Agree with the bigger point at large, but these two will always be humorous.

you're a faggot, take your smug devil's advocate bullshit elsewhere.

however whoever was talking about hyperbole was right, people who say "kys" or "drink bleach" belong on youtube, etc.

What a pitiful dumbass lol

Ow, that hurt.
Your rice cooker looks like a slut. You tell her I said that.
>If you don't agree with me you don't belong here.
Again, this is not your secret club house. Besides, chances are I've been here longer than you.

>le oldfags

Ouch. That totally my feelings.

wrong

No ur wrong

>relish slices

If belonging here means you have to be as big a cunt as humanly possible towards the most mild of irritations, then sure, I guess I don't belong here.

Even though I did just derail the entire thread. got'em

How do I put ketchup slices on my well done steak?

Once you trigger an autist, it gets wild. You caught a real live one.

Weak

it's guaranteed to taste worse than real ketchup no matter what

>i don't like what other people are saying so i'm going to call them a child

actually slit your throat

...

Normal, well-adjusted adults don't still live with their parent...

>expecting rational decisions from an asshat who literally used a slice of ketchup

Achewood is literally perfect

fuck off, folded a best.
too salty if all the bacon is bunched up and you get too much of it in one bite

>why is there not the usual girl here selling the coffee and smiling at me and that is the nine only good seconds of my day
fuck, this is me

Kek, as someone who's worked in a coffee shop before, the girls would get me to take the register whenever creepy regulars walked in the door. She probably saw you through the window and ran to the back of the store, you fucking creep

I usually tip a dollar when it's the cute girl at the register. IDGAF who pulls the shot, in fact I think men are better at it because it's about observation not emotion

But if it's a dude at the register, no tip

Keep doing that if you hate money

slices means a more solid texture that doesn't mix with the rest of the food. It's tasteless, literally.

>invoking the "oldfag" argument

being on a site for longer doesn't make you any better than anyone else

this is no secret club house for sure, but someone who is unaware spoilers don't work on every board is either stupid or only goes on boards with spoilers (which is okay, no judging (unless it's /tv/))

i've only been here for like a month and i figured that out pretty early.

at the risk of sounding selfish, please stop being so weirdly smug, i came here to get away from this kind of thing. plus, it's just unbecoming.

>I think men are better at making coffee because women are too busy with their emotions to brew a perfect roast.

>>/r9k/

Wanna yiff?

>I will actually give up valuable income from my minimum wage job to avoid having to experience a brief verbal interaction with a man who isn't sufficiently attractive
>but I'm totally logical guise!
Better tweet about the glass ceiling now

>implying people do not use spoilers on boards without them ironically.
hownew.ru?

You have to go back.

Is this from that movie, Chef, too?

>carry around several clunky bottles,
Faggot

step one, thousand island down step two ketchup slice? What the fuck are you even doing, where is your moisture barrier between the bun and condiments?

>not calling it "American ketchup product"
t. Yurop

I use ketchup for two things.

1.As food binding agent (helps keep burger toppings in place for example)

2. As a moistened for dry or overcooked foods.

It does me no good in a solid form. The taste is barely important. Ketchup is pure utility.

Just like your mom's lips AMIRITE?

You don't. Gotta wait for science to figure out A1 slices dipshit.

>first processed "american" cheese (which is only 40% cheese)
>now processed """ketchup""" (which is only 10% tomatoes)

Boy, I can't wait for them to be combined with mcdonalds brand beef patties (which have 0% meat in them, but they were in the same room as a cow once, so they count as beef)

>hyperbole is overused
>while you use an image that tells user to kill himself

Wow.

Why not just use a tomato? Because you shouldn't even be using ketchup.

They weren't allowed to call it peanut butter. They weren't even allowed to say it contained peanuts.

>you shouldn't even be using ketchup

>The taste is barely important. Ketchup is pure utility.
t. american chef

I'll take Faggots Who Make Shit Up for $1000, please Alex.
>the daily double. how much will you wager?
All of it.
>you seem pretty confident
I am. I know a faggot when I see one.
>this poster bullshittingly claimed that pb slices weren't allowed to call it peanut butter and that they weren't even allowed to say it contained peanuts

Who is ?

>correct!
:: clap clap clap clap clap ::

I was about to ask what counts as "american style" cheese. I saw it once in the store here in yurop but was hesitant to even read the contents.

youtu.be/ulLU4rP7Dac

looks disgusting

condiments are meant to be put on liberally depending on preference

not a solid sheet you slather on

>carry around
just sit down and enjoy your meal
place the ketchup somewhere near

At that point, why not just use a fucking tomato slice?

(hoi! intensifies).gif

BRILLIANT!

...

that's too much ketchup though

I like just a few squirts

>American board
What did you expect, they're raised to believe it's normal to shoot whatever you don't like or whomever happens to stumble on your lawn

>being ugly makes you creepy
no, fawning over a stranger who's just doing their job makes you creepy