/smg/ - Stock Market General - AKA Submachine Gun General

Off a cliff edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

If OHRP moons i'll personally fly out and suck everyone's dick that made gains off of it.

>AKA Submachine Gun General

WHO /WEN/ HERE?

Remember me cause imma bout to get my dick sucked!

>If OHRP moons i'll personally fly out and suck everyone's dick that made gains off of it.
put on a trip, im holding you to it, but i want to be first

A gentleman never forgets sweatie

Place your bets, was it a bear trap or bull trap.

I am always going to name this thread as such since the incident yesterday.

>every 5 seconds they keep playing the rally with a bunch of 14 year olds demanding guns be banned.
Fuck off. I’m not about to let retarded high school freshmen make political policy.

If this fag gets me margin called on a $40 short position, I will do what ever the next poster suggests.

ITS TANKING!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

w-what happened yesterday?

I should kill myself.

TVIX just hit my price target. Fucking feds

>I’m not about to let retarded high school freshmen make political policy

You basically described Congress.

I will geek so hard

gaaaaay

What a fucking rollercoaster

thoughts on OHRP?

THE MADNESS IS JUST BEGINNINGGGGGGGG

Get in baby!

>That 25k buy

go short GRCK instead

GET OUT THE WOJACKS

(wrong image)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Does someone recall what I say about the "Wall Street prank" in the previous thread ?

give me your pitch and i will

>now down -.55%
MUH 10 YEAR YIELD

Someones gota buy so someone can dump

alright when should i sell

I already sold. The real question is when should I buy?

after i sell

hahaha jkjk but im thinking its gonna recover .30 easily

>Dow is red

Red on the head like the dick on a dog.

Here comes a bunch of normies panic selling

This. Which one of you assholes keeps selling?

Stop selling pepsi immediately

Nevermind it's green again

I can't tell if we're in a bull trap or a bear trap.

we wont have a large dip like last weeks
everyone was reminded how profitable it is
bear trap

the dow is a average for retard normies

how do i into trading. have liek $20 in my robinhood atm

>beta

go all in on fannie mae

put some DRYS, NAK, or BGFV in your portfolio

Yeah, because the S&P and NASDAQ are so much better amirite?

you have to ask for some stock at a price, and if the market thinks its a fair value you're in.

>biggest pepsi drop from ath since 2008
JUST

woah a whole .81%

don't kill yourself or anything over your huge loss

>121 to 108 is 0.81%


...nigger fuck you

I thought you meant today sorry

Still just baghold for a while. Pepsi isn't going anywhere anytime soon

Transfer to OHRP for the real gains

Even Pepe buys Coke, it's the official soft drink of Kek.

Why are you shilling this so hard

with that kind of money you are going to have to buy stocks under $1 You are going to have to go all in when the stock is low and sell the next morning take 15-20% gains and cut your losses at no more than 3% you will have to be on top of it or else your $20 will turn into $10 fast.

Or you could just buy 1 share BGFV a day until you have no more buying power

How heavy are they, user?

Because he probably has 1k tied up in that shit stock, OHRP is more likely to go bankrupt than moon.

Non believers !

I will buy them for like 20-15 cents.

You probably stocked up on LODE too didn't you?

...

I figured it out guys

The autists at wall street want to keep the monthly candle stick red until the end of the month so that it looks normal
if we recover before Feb ends, the candle will look ugly. Needs to be half red half bottom wick

you guys sold the dead cat bounce... right?

What are we supposed to be believing in, exactly? You bought at 2.00 didn't you?

>I figured it out guys

This combined with their financial statements, how could you not go all in right?

WTF am I reading?

one hour until the P earnings report.

am I gonna make it?

Have some good gains burgerbros

na buy in at .25 make gains....

please tell me I'm gonna make it

Pepsi you will go up
Pepsi will go up
You will go up pepsi
dear god please

As long as they don't report a bigger loss than they did last quarter. It's possible.

since i read it i've been trying to figure out what "normal" looks like

Nice

FAT CATS FAT GAINS

When is the best time to buy in to the Walmart dip?

now and again at 85 and again at 81

>gravestone doji

under 200sma

16 VIX + 0.33% daily S&P gains?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who /red/ here?? I fucked up by buying market price during the day

hope you bought the nvidia drop

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DOW IS UNDER 100 POINTS

I was killing it, power hour sucked up 33% of my gains on the day.

Damn I was so spot on the Wall Street Prank : everything green before FED shitpost
Everything red after due to UNEXPECTED statements

Was red all last week, and today i'm up 3%. Doesn't make any sense but ill take it.

>UNEXPECTED statements
w-what did they say?

ITS IN FREEFALL

how the fuck are some of you losing money? every body knew the interest rates are going up, wtf

Yeh. I'm down about 1.5% rn.
Fucking BCS is all I have in the green right now.

I'm still in the green but I went from being $800 up to just up $150

Im going long on UVXY

Well how did everybody do?

Goid news! AMRS is killing it and carries me to a new high

Bad news! NLST still down but climbed today, AMD is being AMD, and my truck needs new rims

Oh well, overall AMRS doing good cancels all that trash

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN user????
>AMRS n chill

THE CITY OF /smg/

Well I will see you all tomorrow. Hopefully the Natural Gas will continue to rise in price and people will continue to pay higher prices for a warm environment they can sit on their ass in.

NOOOOO WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

THOSE GAINS BELONG TO PANDORA

I am glad I am in
Might add more if price dips before the ER.