Let's talk hot sauce, Veeky Forums. I'm looking for something utilitarian and not look-how-tough-I-am hot...

This. yucateco all the way. I like the red.

Clancy's Fancy is the superior hot sauce.

Not him, but Tabasco is fine for eggs.

only stupid tryhard faggots eat spicy foods

Tabasco is good for eggs like the other user said, on toast with sardines and anchovies, and other such minimal recipes, but more importantly it's a good ingredient. I never use it as hot sauce just by itself.

That's what Valentina is for.

Chipotle is also good but a bit too sweet.

my family's been using Cholula for my hwole life

cholua garlic is my go to

found the autist who won't eat anything besides Mommy's special tendies

El Yucateco really is fucking awesome.

I prefer the green one but they are all fantastic

literally anything else is faggots

sorry your sence of taste is literally so bad you have to drown everything in vinegar garbage sauce because your to gay to learn to have real taste

This shit right here OP

>to
>too
ftfy, faggot.

Cholula garlic (and all cholulas for that matter) are barely spicy at all. They're just watery, salty mildly spicy shit.

sorry for offending your refined tastebuds. what do you usually eat? frozen french fries, fish sticks, and ketchup?

You have the answer right there in the middle of your pic.
El Pato. Perfect for pretty much anything.

my pallet is more refined then you could ever comprehend pesent faggot

I bought a bottle of this but haven't used it on anything yet.

>pesent

>pesent
well apparently your spelling isn't

who care's about spelleng online lol are u gay or something

Am I a faggot for really liking Franks Red Hot?

>sick of wimpy normal hot sauces that never taste hot enough
>spot Blair's death sauce on a shelf of some country store
>looks legit
>buy that shit
>check it out later at home
>it's thick and orange with black specks in it
>doesn't smell too pungent, though
>disappointment
>taste a little of it on my finger anyway for the Hell of it
>the Hell of it
>literally
>Hell
>in my mouth
>not a second after touching my tongue, it seems to evaporate into pure searing volcano fire
>chug a glass of milk
>doesn't do shit
>go to the trash can and start spitting because my saliva is now capsicum acid
>can't cool down for a half hour
>put Blair's in back of fridge
>haven't touched it in a month

On the plus side, I got this neat little skull keychain. Very well detailed.

cant go wrong with cholula.

I have been in the same situation user I am currently using that el yucateca red on many things, and after buying and using all that fancy unique shit I find myself back to using red devil, it's a cycle I don't think there is one all time go to, very much like porn

My nigga

No, I like it too. Good flavor and decent heat. Great for eggs and wings.

I like their buffalo a lot

Stop now before they eat you alive

Valentina

Everyone here is wrong. There are two answers that get full points: Gator Hammock or Secret Aardvark.

Came here to plug that aardvark ! Gang shit !

This stuff. I know, the food is trash, but the hot sauces, specifically hot and fire, are amazing. Not terribly spicy, but they have tons of flavor. Also they're only $1.

Why is the green El Yucateo so fucking green? It tastes so good but it's so neon green.

Also
>tfw I put in a few dabs of habonero El Yukateo into my sister's leftover chipotle burrito

That's what you get for being a jerk.

Oh god, stop, you're making me want to buy that shit. I see it all the time and I'm always so tempted to buy it and feel that glorious burning sensation.

Franks red hot is great mixed with mayo and spread on a sandwich.

I like the Pepper Plant. The chipotle is a little sweet but it's great on meats like pork.

not the sauce: how you use it.

heat in pan
-kidney beans and stock
-diced jalapeno
-add water if necessary, but you want this thick

reduce heat and add a dollop of mayonnaise and teriyaki sauce.

stir well, but don't crush the beans.

serve over a bed of crisp iceberg lettuce chopped at 1/4 inch intervals and then into thirds at 90degrees

If this is available where you live, I'd recommend giving it a go.

Where can you buy these?

Marie sharps

>was best friends with child of hedgefund bigwig in high school
>over at friend's house for his birthday
>friend's dad puts ghost pepper hot sauce on a bunch of chips
>"boys, each of you eat one of these chips, last person to get water gets $20"
>everyone eats one and everyone is miserable but no one caves
>friend's dad throws down another $20 and makes us all eat another one
>this continues until it's up to $180
>people are puking
>finally one person wins, immediately runs to the bathroom
>10 minutes later he emerges from the bathroom with his pants around his knees screaming SOMEBODY TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL
>tfw cant fall asleep that night because stomach is too acidic

high school was fun

Hey, Veeky Forums. First time posting here, but today I've come specifically looking for a hot sauce thread. Over the past year or so, I've been introduced to increasingly spicy things by my girlfriend's stepfather. Needless to say it's become quite the addiction. Every day I crave it almost as much as I crave cigarettes. Anyway, I've been comfortably digging pic related (at 650,000 scoville units I think It's the hottest thing I've ever had), but it's time for more.

Please recommend me some top quality hot sauces hotter than the aforementioned. Also, tips on how to slowly get my spice tolerance to the max.

wal-mart

hotsauceworld.com/hothotsaucto.html

God damn, that's some rich people shit.

Tell me you guys wouldn't do the same if you were rich.

I don't know anyone who would have done something like that for $20

I went to one of those magnet schools with a lot of rich kids from super high income neighborhoods but also a fair number of poor immigrant kids, the poor kids had too much dignity to be tricked into doing anything like that

When I was in high school we told a kid we would give him like 5 bucks if he snorted a spice powder packet from shin ramyun. He did; There was vomit; no money changed hands.

Can recommend if you want something different. Pretty hot though.

Louisiana of course

Valentina or Valentina xtra hot is not only really good but cheap too. Pic related is even better but you're gonna have to search for it.

Valentina sauce is best all around
But if you want something nice and neat get some Cajun seasoning

I've tried it, tastes nice but isn't spicy

Also cha sauce is for faggots
Its just ketchup and cayenne

That stuff is 99% salt.
The mere fact that its in liquid form is astounding

Tabasco has a certain unique flavor compared to crystal/louisiana/franks. It's a lot thinner in consistency and seems to have less sodium than the other vinegar sauces.

these faggots should start paying me for how much I shill their damn sauce.

Rickey's World Famous Hot Sauces

USA made
#1!

>no mention of tangy or peppery

My friend I regret to inform you there is something wrong with your taste buds.

What's up with the salt nazi? High blood pressure much fat boi?

> imagines live without sambal

Tobasco for breakfast and eggs, cholula for everything else

Way too much garlic imo, original is the best

Ok. Never seen them but I'll check it out.

Bunch of faggots never chew fresh hot peppers with your meal. Im going to kill all white people and force them to enjoy shit cuts of everything before they die. Expect me.

MA NIGGA!

the problem with these threads is that I have no idea where to buy 90% of the sauces posted.

White people love shit cuts of meat. Fuck, even many of the classic hoity-toity French dishes are based upon it.

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If your supermarkets don't carry them then just look them up online. There are plenty of specialist hot sauce sellers and there's always amazon too.

try the hab version. I appreciate it might be "hot" to some palettes (my siblings who aren't good with spice don't like it) but it's really fruity and delicious.

this, but I usually go for the red.

>no Melindafags

I have this picture in my folder, I don't know why. Anyway, here it is.

There's a hotdog stand in Birmingham that I always go to when I'm there. Always get this sauce on it too.

This has been my go to hot sauce lately. Tastes really fucking good and the heat sticks around without being crazy hot. You can get their sauces in potion bottles too if you like the theatrical.

If it was the Ultra Death sauce then I can attest to how fucking hot it is.
I love habanero and scorpion pepper sauces on things and use ghost chilis in my cooking but that Ultra Death stuff is on another level.
>take bottle into work
>everyone's wary thanks to past encounters with my hot sauces of choice
>one guy tries some and starts coughing
>15 minutes later he's calmed down and takes a sip of his Fanta
>cleanses his pallette and the heat comes back again
>starts sweating and coughing again
He did this a few more times throughout the lunch break.

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Franks

why buy the bottles when they give you two fistfuls of the shit at the drive-thru?

WHO ARE YOU

I snorted a chili ramen seasoning packet in jail for a ton of shit: 8 ramen packets, extra noodle brick from chili flavor ramen, half container of cheese, a bag of chips and 10 salt/10 pepper packets.
Basically fuck you. Pay up.

Cristal or Louisiana style is pretty popular in El Salvador

I second this whole post. Tapatio is better than cholula though imo.

I'm a Cholula guy but I make do with whatever's available, except I can't for the life of me enjoy Valentina sauce. It tastes like slightly tangier ketchup to me. Why do you guys like it?

Gator Hammock.

cholula has no flavor

not the salt nazi, but I get where he's coming from. I'm not the biggest fan of salt and try to avoid using it when cooking. That being said, he's wrong about Frank's red hot, it's decent shit.

tomatillos, cilantro, jalapenos, garlic, lime puree is my go to lately. But I only eat hot sauce on my texmex. So it's a bit specific as far as an all around sauce

It doesn't have an overpowering vinegar flavor or taste like a salt lick.

I find it pretty similar to Cholula. Hmmm....

this one is great best one out there desu