Who's that guy, what's his name?

Who's that guy, what's his name?
Is he cool, is he lame?
Oh you're talking 'bout what'shisname
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Hey Veeky Forums! It's me again, bringing you a brand spankin' new chart! I want to hear your opinions on this. But remember, the top's the tops for a reason and to upset the balance would be to go against the natural order. So let's have it!

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It's shit. Cheese popcorn is for nerds. Pop Secret Homestyle is the best mass market popcorn.

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You just shut your dirty little mouth.

No wise buttered or cheese flavored?

is it oh kee doh kee or oh kee douk

Best of salty + Best of sweet

Either one. First one is technically correct, second one sounds cooler.

Never had it.

That that 'go style 'orn?

What if I just have an oldschool Presto and make my own?

Black Jewel is the only popcorn allowed in my household.

>No Chester's spicy popcorn

I've never met a microwave popcorn that tastes as good as just popping your own kernels on the stove or something.

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This op, homemade stovetop should be at the very top.

I would possibly die without my whirly popper and coconut oil/flavacol/corn mixture. We should get married and have two poppers going at one time and feed the homeless popcorn since it's so cheap to make it. I think it adds up to about 35 cents maybe for a giant bowl of it.

obama has his own popcorn?

I was going to, but then I thought it would defeat the purpose of the chart.

No. Just no. They put in WAY too much salt into their mix.

>tfw I just remembered Pepper Ann