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Press F to pay respects

Can't believe he's gone... I was just watching the latest collection on Netflix, the kebab episode...

I never watched this shit, but the fact that he died at 57 is pretty scarey

What? He's not dead

fuck off for making look

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lels.

Seriously though.. dead or not.. can we celebrate the amazing life this guy has lived?

Alton Brown taught me how to like avocado and sardine toast.

Yeah right he deleted my comment immediatelt when I asked him about the elixir of life he and nicholas cage had access to.

It's baby smegma, what do you think the Jews have been doing?

Alton is a Baptist

I guess he has to get his baby smegma second hand. Jews got that market on lockdown

tfw you read something and think it's horribly offensive, but then you realize its just the truth...

is anyone more based than alton? knows how to cook, like a good cocktail, believes in gun ownership, is a good old fashioned christian. if more of you were like him, there wouldnt be so many damn degenerates around

Are there any other cooking shows even worth watching? All of them are way too fucking serious or some woman faking an orgasm every time she takes a bite of something

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I was gonna say "America's Test Kitchen" but then...
>or some woman faking an orgasm every time she takes a bite of something

It wouldn't be so painful to watch them act like that if I didn't just want to fuck the ever-loving-life out of Bridget. And the sexual tension between Chris and Bridget.... dear god just fuck already!!!!

Bedtime, grandpa

Back to le reddit

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dont you even fucking joke about that you cunt

anything with based ainsley

pressing F does nothing. What's supposed to happen?

fuck you for making me check, i googled it and say something in the news section, but it was just a dead nigger named alton

Alton brown is my husbando

he was turnin his life around

>>>reddit

Lmoa this thread sux
Peace out

>Chris and Bridget
You won't have to worry about that anymore...

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored live and rubbed it all over is head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

kys

It's been a while

> knows how to cook
you mean knows how to read a script