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What's a boiled sandwich

>Boiling a sandwich

I wonder why she is boiling a sandwich and hope that she isn't going to offer it to me.

I wonder when my gf's mother became black.

I then wonder if it's healthy for an ass to be that big.

>if it's healthy for an ass to be that big

It is, but only when it's being dropped on your dick. You just close your eyes, brace for the impact, and pray you don't cum instantly.

What if I'm gay?

Or pray your dick doesn't break.

>being a small dick white boi

Slap the shit out of her for trying to boil a sandwich.

Then fuck the everloving hell out of her backside until I'm exhausted and there's significant pelvic chafing.

Then slap her around again, more sex, sex, sex again, sign her up for a cooking class, sex, threeway with gf, more slapping, throw her out of my house.

Sex on the lawn.

When did I get a girlfriend?

"Ayo ma wyont tchu pop dat pussi 4 a real nigga like me"
Then disappoint her

My recent ex boiled chicken. Insisted on it. Its the way she was taught so fuck you it's happening

>Boiling a sandwich

English cuisine thread?

no bully please

I'd ask for a boiled sandwich ;^)
where my jackfriends at??

>I then wonder if it's healthy for an ass to be that big.
some subsaharan populations have a disposition to it, it's not necessarily a suggestion of any health issues

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>boiling
I prefer my sandwiches sous vide

It's the same thing, turbopleb.

No it's not. One's in a bag and the other is placed directly into the water

I think you have it backwards.

I think you were born backwards.

muchos gracias 'migo