What's the biggest sausage you've ever had?

What's the biggest sausage you've ever had?

It's like you're not even trying.

My boyfriends

faggot.

>guy says he has a boyfriend
>some random loser on the internet points out he's gay
you're pretty dumb, you know

12yo spotted

how's the summer vacations going?

Ask your mom.

Long Dick Johnson, he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

It's not about the size of the sausage...

faggots.

But the user COULD be a heterosexual woman! Girls go on here, r-right?

no, they don't

Girls can't cook.

That's a big sausage

I know the biggest sausage your mom has ever had

Fuck off kiddo

My uncle's (i am the culinarist)

>implying cu/ck/s can cook

>What's the biggest sausage you've ever had?
Quality thread, Veeky Forums.

Went to Germany and had the best sausage ive ever tasted

9 inches :3

I met my ex on here.

She was a qt.

some guy called tyrone

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i would feel super gay eating this in public

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lewdist hotdog i've ever seen

Lmao calls anyone that disagrees with him a faggot, I bet he's the coolest 12 year old at his school

I would slurp it up proudly
anyone who calls you a faggot punch in the face for being unamerican

My girlfriend's feminine penis

delet

>he doesn't believe in girls on Veeky Forums
they are among us, and they are cute, and they are giggling RIGHT NOW

>tfw your girlfriend has a bigger penis than you

>liking black dong
kys
white dong is best dong

>And none of them like you.

living the dream