What's for breakfast guys?

Stop projecting, kiddo.

coonass

The meal depicted is probably 2k cal tops. If that a snack is all he eats for the day it's not really that much food. Two meals a day is the way to go.

>Two meals a day is the way to go.

My nigga

Had big breakfast with my family today

I only eat one meal a day, it's pretty awesome

>one meal
Okay, fatty. I only drink four ounces of water a day and photosynthesize the rest of what I need.

Lazy black detected.
Try getting out of bed before noon, Jamal.

>2k cal tops

haha now. the pizza by itself is 2500. add to that the order of chicken kickers and the cinnamon bun or lava cake in the red box that entire meal is 3500. average healthy adult should only eat 2000 calories a day

I highly doubt OP eats this every day you health cucks.

>2016
>Still eating breakfast

>2016
>not eating vodka for breakfast

>skipping the most important meal

>BBQ "pizza"
>stuffed crust "pizza"
>pineapple on "pizza"

>connoisseur

Fuck off to /b/ you disgusting Anglo troglodyte.

>doing manual labor

What's wrong with bbq or pineapple? Sweet goes great with salty/savory.

I do agree with stuffed crust being bullshit. If your crust is so bad that you need to make it into a gimmick to get people to eat it, that just means you can't make a decent pizza to begin with.

>labor

It's not a BBQ pizza.

The crust is stuffed with cheese and BBQ sauce, you fucking autist.

What's the problem? That there isn't a pointless silent "U"?

Making fun of the predominant spelling is almost as tryhard as making fun of white people.

I take my vodka before bed you filthy degenerate.

But breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

I highly doubt (YOU) weigh under 300 lbs you fat piece of shit

That's even more disgusting you horrific manchild.

The mental image of some pathetic flyover /b/tard shoveling into his throat this abomination of a ""pizza"" stuffed with American ""cheese"" and brown goop consisting of corn syrup, food coloring and thickening agents that he believes to be ""BBQ sauce"", and then making a post about how he's a ""connoisseur"" is so vomit-inducing that I'm actually offended.

You know this is a cooking board, right, you swine? Tell me, what's the last thing you've cooked? You fat fucking disgrace.

Did you miss the part where OP said it's a LARGE with stuffed crust? That's 4000 calories.
Fuck the box of 8 brownies by itself is 2000 calories...

>he gets this triggered at pizza

Calm down and go ask your mommy to make you some tendies, kid.

The pizza is about 2000 calories and the brownies less than 600.

no it's fucking not fatass. nutrition info for a large hand tossed pizza with those toppings is 3600 calories at least, and that's not even counting the cheese and bbq sauce stuffing fatass. the brownies are 200 calories A PIECE.

Are you suggesting Dominos are lying, retard?

are you suggesting i didn't just get that information from Dominos nutrition guide online? because that's where i got it, fatass

But it specifically states 137 calorie per brownie and 212 per slice.

You need to work on your reading comprehension, kid.

Sorry, 147 calorie per brownie.

I'm not that user but Dominos lists both of those much higher. Brownie is 190+

cache.dominos.com/olo/3_19_0/assets/build/market/US/_en/pdf/DominosNutritionGuide.pdf

Must be smaller portions here in Britain.

147 per brownie slice.

>mushrooms on a Hawaiian pizza

that doenst look vegan

Mushrooms and black olives are the two most common toppings added to a standard Hawaiian. It's obviously a pizza made for people with good taste.

Coffee and cigs /thread.

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what a deluded piece of shit you are. the brownie says in plain english 190+ per slice and in plain english says the pizza you built is at least 2000 counting just the crust AND cheese, not even the sauce, not even the toppings, not even the extra cheese and diabetes sauce stuffed in the crust. stop relying on bullshit cherry picked calorie entries on MFP. if you can't be honest and objective when calorie counting you're just gonna stay a fat fuck forever. then again if you can eat a whole large pizza, an order of fucking brownies, an order of chicken nuggets etc by yourself like it was nothing you're never gonna not be a fat fuck

Sandwich is more flexible than pizza

I actually gagged.

Better brace yourself because he's reposted that image in half a dozen other threads like it's something new.

Apologise!

No fattie

Pretty healthy then seeing as it's covering all the major food groups.

You've got your carbs, proteins, veg, fruit and dessert all in one meal.

Much better than spreading it throughout the day.

binging 6000 calories in one sitting is perfectly healthy, good one OP

OP has already proven it's only about 3500 though.

that pizza by itself is 3500, fattie. also, not OP, but (You)

see
>10x212= 3500
American math, ladies and gentlemen.

a large with stuffed crust isn't 212 cal per slice einstein. look up the fucking nutrition guide you fat piece of shit

I'm more inclined to trust OP after .

Given you were so far off on the brownies I believe you'd be the same on the pizza.

Workin man's breakfast desu, granola bar and black coffee.

I'm more of a hearty dinner guy

the 190 figure is in the fucking PDF posted above. OP is clearly a cherry picking fuck who is completely deluded about how much he's binging. he was even suggesting the entire meal was 2000 calories earlier

this. good man. who the fuck can get work done when your insulin spikes and you're half dozed off in a food coma

Vodka, straight. Its my brothers.. im a recovering alcoholic and hes been in the hospital from a heart attack the day after his 29th bday.

So OP's information comes directly from the website and is up to date. Your information comes from some outdated pdf?

I'll stick with OP's facts as it would not be in Dominos interests to lie about the nutritional information of their produce.

>Almost twice the amount of calories a healthy adult should be consuming in a day

Yeah, binging nearly twice the calories a normal adult needs for a whole day is totally fine. OP is a real health nut he is. I'm sure he doesn't weigh 300lbs+

OPs information clearly comes from some targeted ad (complete with BUY NOW link) without any specifics including weight and macro nutrient breakdown. You're a deluded piece of shit OP. Stay fat

See, my thing is that they say eating a big breakfast boosts your metabolism, which must be true because when I have a proper breakfast I'm starving two hours later.

that's not how metabolism works. spiking your insulin and making you sleepy is not how you start your day

Seems it comes directly from their website.
How many times exactly do you need to be proven wrong.

I went to France recently and their lifestyle really agreed with me. I'd go outside and grab a croissant and get on with my day, and that would do me well until noonish. Hell, they don't really even have a word for breakfast, they just call it petit déjeuner, "little lunch".

Absolutely awful coffee though.

seems you have shit reading comprehension. it comes from a fucking AD selling the product on their site. not to mention it has ZERO details about product weight and macro nutrient breakdown. the PDF posted above also comes from their site and contains complete nutrition information

That's exactly how your metabolism works, my friend.

having an insulin spike is not conducive to working you fat fuck. unless you're a security guard who gets around on a segway and you take naps once you get to work

One pdf is american and the site is britbong.

Look up the britbong pdf you insufferable loony and then mash your keyboard some more.

As if britbongs are any healthier than fat fucks in the american bible belt. Their as fat and disgusting on average as OPs 300lb beauty

Sure thing, i'm sure the entire binge will add up to under 2K just like you asserted earlier. You fat fuck LOL

Yes, it's much better to have sugary treats and caffeine for breakfast.

If you are too lazy to prepare a meal before work that's fine. But please, stop spreading your misinformation.

Having coffee and a croissant is the ideal breakfast. Not 6000 calories of grease with a pile of brownies on the side

Just so we're clear, the guy you're arguing with isn't me, granola bar and coffee guy.

I want to get this out of the way in case he goes nuts and inadvertently makes me look bad on this anonymous cooking section of a Taiwanese knitting forum.

left over fried chicken

>Having coffee and a croissant is the ideal breakfast.
Incorrect
>Not 6000 calories of grease with a pile of brownies on the side
I never said pizza and brownies would make a good breakfast.

I hope you're reheating that in the oven.

of course. microwaves cant reheat for shit and cold fried chicken taste terrible

What's your idea of an ideal breakfast?

Duly noted.

I'm pretty certain it's the same autist getting upset @OP due to the excess use of the words "fat fuck".

Friend of mine swears by cold fried chicken and I just don't understand it.

my dad does too. It gives me a stomach ache

Ham, Eggs and toast.
Muesli, yoghurt and fruit.
Soup.

Something that will give you a decent amount of energy to start your day and see you through until lunchtime.

I'm just wary of cold chicken. I don't care if it was cooked last night, I'm not spending my day puking my guts out on the chance of saving twenty minutes reheating it.

Chicken will usually keep for at least 2 days as long as it's been refrigerated.

>Something that will give you a decent amount of energy to start your day and see you through until lunchtime.

The only thing you need for that is caffeine

Not exactly healthy though.

Sounds like you abuse your caffeine, friend. I like my morning coffee, but I drink it more as a comfort than anything.

how exactly? have you bothered reading research on ill effects of caffeine. basically there are NONE. you'll find "lack of sleep" as being #1 listed ill effect. well no shit, sherlock. don't drink coffee before bedtime

nope. two cups a day. you don't need to chug coffee all day to overcome hunger pangs. man up and have a little self control.

It's unhealthy because you are denying your body the nutrients that it requires to run properly.

uh no, I log everything i eat and hit my macros. i know what goes in my body. just because i don't feel the incessant need to stuff my face every four hours doesn't mean i'm "unhealthY'

>it's healthy to go 16 hours without eating every day.

You realize digestion of food isn't automatic. What you eat at breakfast isn't powering you through to lunch. The only automatic is the effect of glucose on your blood insulin levels