Sorry for the blog, but unavoidable

Sorry for the blog, but unavoidable.
>so, I went to an empty bar with a mate, and after I sat on the counter, a very polite bartender asked me how was my day
>'it was fine, but I haven't left the office for anything other than water this afternoon'
>'so, rough day. would you like a meal before I serve you?'
>'no, thanks'
>didn't ask him what it was to be polite to him, yet he still handed us nuts and crackers (person with me was having beer)

What would be the meal he'd serve me? Why no other bartender ever offered that to me? Is that commonplace?

Maybe he wants to be your friend?

So, you went to a bar that happened to be in a restaurant for the first time in your life and are confused that they asked if you wanted to order food?

>first time
I spent my whole life at bars and I'm from UK, I'm pretty sure I can recognize a bar when I see one.

he was probably just covering his ass, knowingly getting you sloshed on an empty stomach could come back on him if you have a crash and kill someone or something

>capirinha
>limes are pristine wedges
lol no
>Why no other bartender ever offered that to me?
Because you go to the same shitty chain restaurants over and over again, it's pretty common to be offered some kind of snack mix at a bar if you're just having drinks. The customer is more likely to order more drinks if they are comfortable and eating salty stuff.

The reason shitty chains don't do this is that poor people would just hang out and eat the snack mix and then leave.

I didn't think the uk had bars, I thought it was pretty much all pubs which also serve delicious food in addition to booze

>pubs that serve booze and food
>not bars that serve alcohol and tasty traditions

shit taste my lardy lambiscus .

Bars, pubs, taverns, saloons, cantinas, botecos; pick your poison, same subject.

For someone from an English speaking country your English is pretty bad. I'm not even sure what you're trying to ask.

>He doesn't know about bar/pub food
While it's not as common as I'd like here my favorite bars offer some kind of easy to prepare food.

I have a nice steakhouse near me that has a half pound burger on special once a week for like eight bucks. best part is they grind it themselves so you're relatively safe getting it medium rare if that's what you dig. and yes I have the common courtesy to sit at the bar instead of taking up a table to eat their cheapest menu item.

you sound autistic.

It's salad, user.
t. Bartender

probably am,
diagnosed bipolar

also what's the point of calling me autistic? just to be mean? well that's your right but it makes you a jerk

>diagnosed bipolar
Hello tumblr.

nope, not self diagnosed. on medication and disability

You are correct I am an asshole. At least im not autistic.

>on medication and disability
Hello tumblr.

>hello tumblr
b-b-but I'm not a cunt

>UK
>delicious food

???

fucking kill yourself you dumb piece of shit

>everyone who is mentally ill is automatically tumblr

how FUCKING RETARDED does one have to be to act this way?

>le reddit xD
>go back 2 tumblr :D
>Veeky Forums is my ebin sekret club!!!

You fell for the bait.

>le meme disease
>look society no one understands me lol my parents hate me

>>le meme disease
>>look society no one understands me lol my parents hate me

you're a meme yourself at this point. all you can do is meme. you don't think anymore, you don't use your brain. all previous categories have been replaced with memetic knowledge.

leave this website for a few days and get a fucking grasp. I don't suffer from bipolar disease, but if you think it's some made-up special snowflake bullshit (and are not just memeing) then you should honestly just fucking viper yourself

>you're a meme yourself at this point
>you don't think anymore
>you don't use your brain
>why am I so superior
>no one understands me lol my parents hate me
>you are a sheep, A SHEEP!
>waaaaaaah
Hello tumblr.

kys