Munchy Box

We do

The munchy box is of Scottish origin, yes?

Then why is it full of terrorist food?

I wouldnt be surprised if local companies stared doing them soon.
Those fast food knock offs are a poor substitute but at least they might introduce it to local places

I don't know what are half the things in this box, but I want them in my mouth.

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>vagina meat
>shitty looking fries
>onion rings
>tendies or something
that's not even a snack for your average fat american

can I get one of those in llondon?

Scot here.
I eat maybe 4 of these a week and I am pretty thin and in pretty good shape. I am only 17 stone (not sure of that in pounds) and feel great.

Munchy Boxes don't actually have many calories. At leats they are easy to fit into a Scottish diet, which generally is very healthy and low calories. I'd almost argue we NEED them because we consume so few calories otherwise.

these look like god-tier hangover food.

Where to get in South Auckland, New Zealand? Come on I know a few of you are bound to be on here.

>scottish
>nuggets

The french fries are vastly underestimated

Why isn't the onion at least grilled?

>Chopped onion
>salad

kek

>salad
>it´s just fucking raw onion

>boy, i´m thirsty. i´ll fix myself a nice cup of beans!

If you want to be picky...

>one of the pitta breads is a Naan
>2 of the tubs of chilli sauce is in fact Pakora sauce
>Grilled tomato bits are actually a mixture of Chicken Pakora and Onion Rings
>Nuggets are Vegetable Pakora

>americans discussing food they have never eaten

LOL

Holy fuck.

That image is so wrong. Those sauces are way more than 5 calories all up. Easily A few hundred each.

Lamb is calorie dense as hell, that amount of lamb would be closer to 1000-1200 calories as opposed to 500.

Those nuggest wold be around 900 calories too.

>Where to get in South Auckland, New Zealand? Come on I know a few of you are bound to be on here.
No idea but was thinking this would be a great business here.

Munchies Box
Home delivered option

why does your meat look like bark

Only spice bags where I live

Chances are it'd be expensive af here, though.

Shame, really

Was thinking that but those Asians takeaway places are cheapish.

Though I'm always worried there's a reason why...

>Haggis for lunch

Kek.

The sauces aren't that low. Probably kebab sauce as well. 4 a week is too much

>Sweat pants
>Filth on the floor
>Irn Bru
>Nest in the corner of the room?

I fucking hate the Scottish.

>I am only 17 stone
Thats 238lbs, you must be tall and a bodybuilder or a fat cunt.

17 stone is more than 100kg/225lbs. Unless you're 7ft tall, you're not "pretty thin"

Which America do you live in?
Because sampler platters and pupu platters are common as all motherfucking fuck.

it's thin for a scot

I am 6'5 and very muscular.

Doner Kebab is actually German in origin, much like most of the US's "Chinese Food" is American in origin.

>I eat 4 of these a week
>thin and in very good shape
>only 17 stone
>only
>fit into the scottish diet
>generally healthy and low calories

Scots are fucking disgusting. I'll be glad when you leave the UK

But most of us are

speak for yourself

t. 10% bodyfat

Post time stamped pic with passport to prove it.

So why didn't you say very muscular instead of "pretty thin"? Post a pic, big guy

This looks like what you'd get at a place like Popeye's but more eastern influenced.

They just hand you a box of chicken tenders, fries, a biscuit, and sauce.

All the australians have gone apeshit over the 'halal snack pack' which is basically the same thing.

However this is plebian slop compared to the original snack pack that has been around for ages using tabouleh, bean/potato salads and dips/bread as opposed to it's bogan-ized counterpart

>grilled tomato bits
>nuggets
>that unfunny shit at the bottom

fuck off you smelly remain voting mongo

The only people that eat that halal snack shit are traitors to this country. They should be shot

and its called a fucking AB not a halal snack pack. The greeks in Adelaide started it, not the fucking muzzies

Why are you trying so hard to be funny?

If you want to be serious about this, it's because we have a very different culture in America, one more based around cars and drive-ins/drive-thrus than any other country on earth. The "munchy box" for us is a drive down to the taco bell/jack in the box/whatever for a shitton of stuff off the dollar menu, which we then eat in the parking lot at 3 am.

Just different cultures.

Shouldn't you be sharing these?

I thought u lads already had the halal snack pack

I'm pretty sure this shit is why Glasgow has a significantly higher percentage of people dying from heart disease than other parts of the country.

That actually looks like a decent breakfast for two people, except I'd want all the mushrooms and the bread should be fried, not toasted. Probably half the price you'd get it for a a cafe, top notch hangover food.

munchy boxes just look like deconstructed gyros with boneless chicken wings, onion rings and fries thrown all over the place

could probably be easily emulated at your local american pizza shop

>fried bread

fucking disgusting

we are fat enough

yeah, i imagine munchy boxes arent something you're supposed to eat every day. we already eat fried shit like that all day every day.

I can see the appeal to get one of these every once in a while to pig the fuck out.

However usually I would really prefer to eat my meal from a plate with dignity.

>that cup of beans
lost

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JBX Munchie Meal
4 for $4 at Wendy's
5 for $4 at BK
Cravings Deal at taco bell
the fucking "here's 900 tacos" thing at Taco Bell (and del taco)
Little caesers
KFC
etc

We have them they're just...not very pleasing to look at. Or good.

>all fries box

no thanks

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NO YOU FUCKING DONT!

TRY HARD WEAK TIERS

The fuck do we need that for when we have barbecue platters?

That's nice, but bbq platters are not a normal thing you can get everywhere.

>tfw you will never live in a state with great bbq
Fucking Washington...
The sad part is that I don't even like seafood but I live in the Salmon capital of the world

As a fellow Washingtonian; please move. This place is expensive enough and we don't need your plebian tastes affecting our cuisine. We do really well on the westside, don't fuck it up for us.

Burnt meat never tastes good.

Tasty, delicious headache.

This is more like 2.5 grand. You're shit at estimating dietary energy.

>deep fried mars
>200 kcal

Nigga a Mars bar has 230 kcal. Imagine battering AND frying it. No wonder you're a fatass.

Is that cabbage or onion?

Oh the fucking irony. Supersize me fat cunt.

None of its scottish you thick twat. Its just something that they made out of numerous takeaway products.
You will be saying pizza is American next

Pizza is american.
Next you'll be saying tomatoes are Italian.

No because they originated from the Andes region.

>JBX Munchie Meal

never in my life had i tasted a more stale and suspicious taco

>average man needs 2500 kcal
haha wut

Are Strayas the biggest /pol/ posters on this board?

A pu pu platter, pu-pu platter or pupu platter is a tray of American Chinese or Hawaiian food, consisting of an assortment of small meat and seafood appetisers.
wtf man thats not even close

pita bread at the top, doner kebab meat, chips/fries, onion salad, sauces (chili + not sure what pink is), chicken tikka pieces (red), onions bhajis, couple of onion rings

>he doesn't know that BBQ is smoked

>17 stone
What is with you fags and archaic measurements? Do your scales actually measure you in stones, or o you use a balance and literal stones in your commie shithole?
Anyway that's 238 lbs.

ided eat it, don't look that great.
take the onions, and shove them up your ass. Anyway having fried bologna tonight,should be good.

thats shit tier fuck off yank

fuck this i'm going to the drive through.

youtube.com/watch?v=ueJ9xHtSpfQ

is this satire?

I could easily eat that in one sitting. How much do those usually cost?

>doesn't know what smoking or a dry rub is

Well I guess for people like you there are always dicks to eat.

My local takeaway does these in about 4 different varieties, one this size goes for £6-7 I believe.

Bit confused about the chippy chips though.

>mfw

why finland can't have this? i don't care if heart disease rates would double up but i just want this in my mouth so bad

Luckily, it's all very easy to make at home.

>the one lone cucumber next to the mountain of greasy unhealthy shit
Made me kek

No. Even America's junk food has a little class.

Eurofag food is so nasty they give you more as compensation.