Food webms

lmao he looks murderous

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Yeah dude, I'm all about fun but that shit does not look that great

I wonder how much they spend on cheese wheels.

I want to puke

Beef shanks, my favorite!!!

the most delicious thing in this webm is Mads desu

this never fails to make me hungry

>that'll be $45.99

It looked good in the first step. The second was way too much. The fries is dumb, I don't know why I only half expected they would do that.

I came when the fries got into the mix

That's stupid, fast food places never have time to skim off one cent. It would be 46.

where is this from? pls

>plus tip

Isnt it human flesh ?

"Le suprême de chips à l'américaine"

worth every cent

Hannibal

what the fuck?
can anyone identify the things he put in there

Why?
Because he isn't FUCKING A WHITE MALE!?

crisps
onions
beans
trout pellets
black pudding
olives
used Engine Oil
50:50 water:ketchup
25:75 water:ketchup
paprika
Lo sodium Salt
lemon Juice
red flavoured High fructose sugar syrup
cranberry Juice

>wa la

A show called "Hannibal".

I think that would just look gay.

Why do they always cut through the paper?

Who the fuck eats this much cheese

its supposed to be yes but in reality they're just pork shanks

>the average portion size of one single american

i did, at glastonbury festival this year, like three times.

What is this cheese called.
t. third world

a) to make an easy serving receptacle where you dont get stuff all over your hands b) it makes it easy for everything to stay together when they cut it

Oh really? I genuinely thought they used real human flesh in the TV show

yeah, I couldn't tell the difference

its probably just a small to medium sized cheddar wheel

raclette

no its raclette which is closer to a swiss or ementaller

ah yes ive heard of that. cheers user

this shitty bitbong "bread"
Fucking brittain should burn for it

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god, digesting that thing takes some months from your life. no wonder people are so dumb, all their energy and blood is used by their digestive system. brain gets nothing.

>fucking osobuco
disgusting

>surly king of the egg fort

yeah, i'd be a snake for days. but man, that second sandwich has my stomach growling now. going to have to grill some hotdogs or something.

I would love one of his angry egg sandwiches right now.

No, thank you.

>pours all of that liquid on the chips
>that sogginess

God that's almost as bad as that lady who dumps like three limes onto a bowl of ramen and durritos

hell yeah mother fucker, sorry your country isnt big enough to raise enough beef and pork to feed everyone in your land like that. must suck being you

USA USA USA USA USA

What a Dexter-ass webm

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anyone know what that brown sauce is?

>pickled onions
>pickled okra

now that's a bbq

Poo from the loo. But seriously that is just demi-glace

People who hate regular bowel movements.

I want a cheeseburger done that way

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>lmao he looks murderous
Because some weirdo is pointing a camera at him and he does not know why.

>60 posts in and we're still not circlejerking over the same shitty, purposefully disgusting webms that we see in every single god damn one of these threads

I'm so happy, are you guys finally done shilling stupid youtube personalities?

Who the fuck doesn't like omelette, rice and espagnole sauce?

Get some taste you queer.

At least this guy isn't anal about handling a bag of chips.

Probably a beef reduction?

Or maybe some oyster, soy sauce thing

It's fucking raw lmao

>Implying that third world egg stall is in the UK

He looks brown enough to be from the UK at least.

(you)

Laughing harder than I should right now

Not a webm because I don't give enough of a shit to convert it, but what these street people cook quail eggs in beautiful 4k resolution, something achieved by technology they will never afford.

youtube.com/watch?v=5rhTIdezXN0

>Not understanding what a proper french omelette should look like.

Horrible presentation.

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that's not a webm, user!

i think they mix demi with ketchup

i like hoisin on my omurice

there really is no other option for title

god damn that's a painfully slow stall

it's just demi-glace

>Doing things the way the French do

Oh yeah great idea. Lets take everyones guns, make it cost $5000 to get a driving licence, be poor, take in millions of arabs and africans every year, have public sector strikes every other week, and harbour areas of our cities which are literally sharia law muslim terrorist recruiting grounds. Oh yeah, that's a great idea retard.

Jesus. France is a shithole and everything thats come out of there has been fucking terrible and faggoty, ex: french omelettes, steak tartar, poodles, David Guetta, sadism, etc.

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gooey

Why would you edit the best parts out?

that looks pretty good. I like me an egg sammich

wut

is it really necessary to use racially mocking language like that? it's literally only one more letter to use the more sensitive term.

what a fucking retard . you're supposed to brown one side of the toast then put that cheese on the browned side then flip it over. The way he did it will not only burn the bread but the cheese will not be melted on the inside .

>having a crunchy interior
get the fuck outta here

does the bread look burned? does the cheese not look melted?

you realise professionals were consulted in the making of this movie?

I know you're memeing or something, but I don't get it.

>crunchy interior.
The cheese makes it soft again you pleb.
The reason normal people do it my way is to make the cheese melt because this is fucking GRILLED CHEESE

The one thing that always gets me about that scene is the damn sandwich knife. I have one just like it and it's just too damn short. It's like they'd never seen a mayo jar before.

One day I'll get myself a fancy $100 Shun sandwich knife.

>that fucking Clamato at the end

>Hollywood movie

>implying that is actually real food and not some prop made of polyurythane proploxide

>what a fucking retard
>you're supposed to

It's a grilled cheese, dumbshit, you can make it any way that works for you, and your way sounds stupid. He also had professional chefs coach him on the cooking scenes.