Anybody had sex with another biztard?

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>Anybody had sex
no

>mfw OP doesn't know his mother posts on Veeky Forums

No but might as well start now. Any females on here wanna have sex? I'm about 30 -40 lbs overweight, have a 5inch dick, and will probably cum in about 1-2 minutes.

Any contenders?

Yes, a few hours ago. It was quite hot tbqh

did you guys scream out "I'M CRASHING, I'M CRASHING!"

?

No but the redhead or the mentally unstable ark girl can hit me up any time.

I know she does, user. She initiated your sister.

Out of all the boards, why would I choose to fuck someone from Veeky Forums?

Lots of Chads in crypto.

you wouldn't mambo with ark girl?

there's 0 girls in Veeky Forums
>op talking about dudes

any cute femboy traps in sydney here?

like anyone is hooking up on biz, top kek. Everyone is busy shilling their coins and spreading fud

does my female alter ego count?

>fags raid the board and seek to settle
>board turns into mix of /soc/, /b/ and Veeky Forums with hookup threads

homos are cancer

>I'M MMOOOOOOONNNING
>Ah. okay, now for the crash.

You'll find that it's actually a lot harder to cum during sex than you think, unless you actually have premature ejaculation problems

>I'M DUMPING!
>HODL A BIT LOOOONGER
>I CAN'T. TO THE MOOOOOOON OOOOOOOOH

remove gays and women

This dumb bitch ever leak nudes? Supposedly she had a Twitter.

desu, you prolly won't even get hard due to your crippling anxiety and stage fright under pressure, leaving you to end up the pathetic failure of a sexual partner that you are

how does a bizlet even find another bizlet?

if there are any suger mommas out there then im down. im a little bit inexperienced but i will satisfy your needs

>tfw i could easily hook up with ark girl and btfo you ugly cucks

No, but I've gotten weird with fellow /x/philes, ca/tg/irls, and /k/ommandos.

Upvoted XD

If we have a Veeky Forums meetup, I'll pay 10 LINK for a blowie.