ITT we talk about not so okay food experience

>be me
>lunch
>no restaurant around
>eat hawker style meatball
>doesn't taste good but gotta eat or else stay hungry
>few hours later throat feels weird
>realise the meatball was probably laced with formaldehyde or borax, most likely the former
such is life in third world country

Borax kills Cockroaches. Always carry a set of roaches with you as food tasters.

>local cooking group meet up
>new local restaurant
>mariscos
>order coctel de pulpo
>drinking beer
>eating ceviche
>my coctel shows up
>wow people taking pictures of it
>people are all fawning over my coctel de pulpo
>they start eating my coctel de pulpo
>people are eating my coctel de pulpo
>coctel de pulpo is gone in minutes flat
>one piece of pulpo left in the cup for me
>eat it and swig a little of the broth
>ayyy lmao
>this shit tastes
>this shit
>tastes off
>dont say anything let it ride
>tell myself they wouldnt serve bad pulpo
>next morning people texting that feeling sick
>mention the coctel de pulpo tasted off
>people blaming my coctel de pulpo
>a dozen bad yelps ensue


mfw:
the place went out of business because of my coctel de pulpo.

>>be me
No fucking shit?!

Who the fuck else are you supposed to be, dipshit?

You're both you to me.

Your story makes me hate you and the people you associate with, despite the subject matter.

Me too but mostly because he's a subhuman shitskin

you comment makes me think youre a faggot and you should try harder.

Did you discern that from his Veeky Forums Gold Account Profile Photo?

haha you stupid negro i'm not irish.

Kill yourself dumbass

...

Yes you really are acting like a faggot but you didn't need a 9gag tier image to tell us that

Everybody stand back. This one's on a tear!

Passive aggressiveness is a very feminine trait

I'd fuck me.

>"I contribute snarky gay ass comments on a shit tier cooking board"

>doesnt realize he's the actual cancer
>no one rikes him
>sulks and eats his top ramen while grunting
>makes thread on Veeky Forums how to make top ramen better
>for the 190th time this year
>typical Veeky Forums loser

>>realise the meatball was probably laced with formaldehyde or borax
What? Why?

>be seven years old
>mother, brother, and I go to this local deli for lunch, as per Saturday tradition
>feel a little queasy but ignore it
>get my usual: one scoop of egg salad and a small pineapple juice
>after lunch, go to bring some food etc. to mother's friend who sprained her ankle and can't drive for a few days until it heals a bit
>mother's friend lives at the end of a dirt road
>a looooooooong dirt road
>and it's bumpy
>as we're driving down the road, I feel something rising
>rising
>rising
>DRUMS IN THE DEEP
>ah, okay, here we are
>get out of the car
>instantly puke egg salad and pineapple juice all over myself and anything in the immediate vicinity
>start crying because seven years old
>puke out my nose
>cry more
>puke more

Eighteen years later, I still can't stomach either egg salad or pineapple juice.

>>be seven years old

Underage b&

OP here
Formaldehyde is used as cheaper alternative for food preservative
And borax can maintain juiciness

>Brother's birthday
>Brother wants to go to Nandos
>JUST chicken
sure why not
>Oven chips
>Weak as ass sauces
>Unfuckupable grilled chicken
It was OK but fuck the retarded CHEEKY NANDOS culture I hope it was all marketing