My name is Krypto Kayla™ your favorite BBW Model who loves Crypto!!!

You must be one of those whales I keep hearing about

> even has Jamal’s baby
This has to be a joke

Not really, you could be forgiven for being fat, but coal burning is a no sale.

jesus christ just imagine living with yourself being that fat, i would unironically kill myself

his daddy's name is Trey, asshole.

Anywayyysss

my ERC20 token offering is called..

LOVEURSELF

LOVEU is the ticker name.
I have a large following on Instagram, fans of BBW models and a lot of BBW models who are already agreeing to the LOVEU movement. I've taught them how to purchase Ethereum and how to participate. 1 Billion tokens at 0.0000001 Ethereum EACH.

Who's ready to LOVEURSELF in here?

I like my gains ins either usd or satoshis not lbs

one of those rare times where i hope this is a larp

I hope you know your insults mean absolutely nothing.

NOT EVEN 1 GWEI!!!

My boyfriend would kick your ass

this is peak shitposting holy fuck

Get the fuck outta here you disgusting fat piece of shit

Lolcow is next door

>clean your room
>hit the gym
>perhaps kill yourself, you fat-eyebrowed cunt.

If you join the LOVEURSELF movement, you'll gain lots of ether! It's all about the ether! and self acceptance!!

how did you became so heavily obese? it's really disgusting. is your plan to get surgery from your crypto gains?

pre-sale?

>wears underarmor
>fugs fattys with nigglet bastards
Suprised he hasn't an heroed yet.

ah sweet jesus, it's like a new mega form of cankle.

Eat a salad woman, doctors can't keep pace with naming all the new body landmasses you are oozing out into.

You guys should know I have thyroid problems besides being genetically metabolically slow. It DOES NOT STOP ME FROM BELIEVING that we can conquer hate with the power of ETHEREUM!!!

My LOVEU offering is happening really soon and you're all going to be in shock&awe when you see me on the news. I'll be the reason that the future of crypto belongs to females who don't take bullshit from you feeble men.

fuck you for that fucking gif you soulless piece of garbage

I bet you have no friends

Presale starts next week!!!!!!!!!!

It's called the law of thermodynamics. The law of thermodynamics does not give a shit about your thyroid or metabolism. Do you understand?

actually beginning to think ur real what the fuck

HAHA

Boogie 2988 is single now. Hit him up.

woah the arm is four times bigger than the baby

My soldier..
that's right
MY S.O.L.D.I.E.R
MY SOLDIER BELIEVES IN MY ETHEREUM ERC20 PROJECT.

Love is all you need. Plus my instagram fans are supportive.

:3

oh I'm more than real sweetheart.
I'm the realest bitch you'll ever meet.

noooo frienddssss

Will your coin be better than shitcoins like Link and VEN?

fuck id probably want to go get shot at to if i were this guy

Finally an actual whale posting here

Oh you have no idea what we do together (;
have fun being LONELY

will you take 0.1 BTC for a canckle sharpie?

how does it feel to weight as much as all of your friends together?

much better

>That chin game strong tho

Did he really not find anyone after hs, or are you just filthy rich?

>inb4 LARP

>that face
he knows he's fucked up but keeps going

>1 nothing wrong with me
>2 nothing wrong with me

you are the first faggot on this whole board i really wish would kill himself very soon

wow op nice sense of style. dont let the haters get to you. will you be telling your followers about LINK anytime soon?

If you get that mad over a gif you should probably leave. This site isn't for you.

top larp lad
altho I have to frown upon saving this many pictures of such a horribly obese girl to pretend to be her on a micronesian shadow puppeteering image board

>Imagine coming home from duty to THAT

MY EYES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm honestly confused as to whether this is b8 or not...

is a morbidly obese woman really shilling her HAES shit-coin on a Guatamalan Guacamole Recipe sharing board or is this just some user taking a piss at Veeky Forums

I'm wildly into SSBBWs, please post more.

Did you ate the poor lady afterwards?

i do look at gore in moderation but i was still on my morning coffee and wasn't thinking, expecting something cute to see with the dog

Nice LARP

Hey Kayla, I'm a real swell gal who just got into Crypto too. I've been looking for some tips. Mind if I join y'all?

That's a big bitch.

Bitch is so fat her knuckles are inverted.

>Crypto _insert_roastie_name_
Every single time.
This shit triggers me so fucking much.

>thyroid problems
Are easily detected and treated
>genetically metabolically slow
Meaningless

I know this is a larp, but these fat cunts actually say shit like that

Every day that goes by, Islam increasingly appeals to me

>ded

who's this princess

What happened to the half-breed kid...... did you eat him??

i was just thinking this

>

nice fucking trips btw checked

theres no way your boyfriend is happy with you you obese land whale piece of shit. Do you realise how badly you have damaged you're body? why do you not want to be healthy? You're gonna have a heart attack at 40 and no one will care because youre clearly a fat greedy slob

Dude. Learn what larping is.

ITT: AVERAGE AMERICANS

LMAO

Good masturbation, thank you.